# Notebook from KeremTurgutlu/tse
Path: nbs/01-preprocessing.ipynb

# default_exp preprocessing_____no_output_____

### Preprocessing

> Text preprocessing for reducing noise and model performance improvement
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#export
from fastai.text import *_____no_output_____train_df = pd.read_csv("../data/train.csv").dropna().reset_index(drop=True)
test_df = pd.read_csv("../data/test.csv")_____no_output_____len(train_df)+len(test_df)_____no_output_____# original_df = pd.read_csv("../data/figure_eight/original_data.csv")
# original_content = original_df.content.values
# original_content_____no_output_____for s1,s2 in zip(train_df.text.values[:100], train_df.selected_text.values[:100]): print(s1+"|"+s2) I`d have responded, if I were going|I`d have responded, if I were going
 Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!|Sooo SAD
my boss is bullying me...|bullying me
 what interview! leave me alone|leave me alone
 Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought|Sons of ****,
http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth|http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos|fun
Soooo high|Soooo high
 Both of you|Both of you
 Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler.  hehe... (is that possible!?)|Wow... u just became cooler.
 as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff|as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift|like
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink|DANGERously
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.|lost
test test from the LG enV2|test test from the LG enV2
Uh oh, I am sunburned|Uh oh, I am sunburned
 S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*|*sigh*
i`ve been sick for the past few days  and thus, my hair looks wierd.  if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw|sick
is back home now      gonna miss every one|onna
Hes just not that into you|Hes just not that into you
 oh Marly, I`m so sorry!!  I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3|oh Marly, I`m so sorry!!  I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job.  Can`t wait to have a dragon pet|interesting.
is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..|is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..
gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness|gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness
SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH|SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH
the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted|the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted
  I`m sorry.|I`m sorry.
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit|.no internet
juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there  havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?|fun
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida  Power back up not working too|Power back up not working too
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?|Quite....heavenly
i hope unni will make the audition . fighting dahye unni !|hope
 If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed  well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.|well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minute
 That`s very funny.  Cute kids.|funny.
 Ahhh, I slept through the game.  I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.|Ahhh, I slept through the game.  I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero   http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4|Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years!  I still miss NY|miss
just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned|just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....|soooooo sleeeeepy!!!
A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day|A little happy fo
 Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting|Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines|avid fan of
MAYDAY?!|MAYDAY?!
RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE!  LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK|RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE!  LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK
 I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm.  and where dear? Would love to help  convert her vids.ï¿½|I love to!
The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?|The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work  HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!|SUCKKKKKK
:visiting my friendster and facebook|:visiting my friendster and facebook
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more|dont like go
 which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.|d I`m not thrilled at all with mine.
 Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter|Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter
 also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )|also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )
 hm... Both of us I guess...|hm... Both of us I guess...
 it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days|it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days
 romance zero is funny|romance zero is funny
 I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner|I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee  it really hurts now|hurts
will be back later.  http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7|will be back later.
Aw. Torn ace of hearts  #Hunchback|Torn ace of hearts
 what fun are you speaking of?|what fun are you speaking of?
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home|i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..
 haha yes|haha yes
I give in to easily|I give in to easily
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red|favorite
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous....  http://bit.ly/NgnaR|jealous..
Is at a photoshoot.|Is at a photoshoot.
  He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.|s awesome
Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing|Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing
Chilliin|Chilliin
 If you know such agent, do let me know|If you know such agent, do let me know
I still smell of smoke  #kitchenfire|I still smell of smoke  #kitchenfire
 a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol|better
Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc|Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc
'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one'  ?|'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one'  ?
 she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no|she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no
OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight|OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.|BADDD.
 My sources say no|My sources say no
I am sooo tired|I am sooo tired
 Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...|Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...
 THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!|THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
 lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville  pity im in oz....|lucky
fell asleep waiting for my ride!|fell asleep waiting for my ride!
Sick. With a flu like thing.|Sick.
Still no reply from  about my SimFinger problem  So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys|, sorry guys
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)|Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)
 Miles from you   I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.|Miles from you   I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers
His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left  I love him.|His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left  I love him.
i miss you bby      wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.|i miss you bby
 Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded|cool
 SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!!  Love it there|Love it there
_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!|_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!
 Hi  how are you doing ???  *just joined twitter...*|Hi  how are you doing ???  *just joined twitter...
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow|tired
eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.|eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there|Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there
 CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?|freaked
 hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no|unfortunately
Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night|Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night
 We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best|best

#### Strip beginning and end of the text_____no_output_____

#export
def strip_text(df, txt_col="text"): df[txt_col] = df[txt_col].apply(lambda s: s.strip())_____no_output_____strip_text(train_df, "text")
strip_text(train_df, "selected_text")
strip_text(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____for s1,s2 in zip(train_df.text.values[:100], train_df.selected_text.values[:100]): print(s1+"|"+s2)I`d have responded, if I were going|I`d have responded, if I were going
Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!|Sooo SAD
my boss is bullying me...|bullying me
what interview! leave me alone|leave me alone
Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought|Sons of ****,
http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth|http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos|fun
Soooo high|Soooo high
Both of you|Both of you
Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler.  hehe... (is that possible!?)|Wow... u just became cooler.
as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff|as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift|like
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink|DANGERously
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.|lost
test test from the LG enV2|test test from the LG enV2
Uh oh, I am sunburned|Uh oh, I am sunburned
S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*|*sigh*
i`ve been sick for the past few days  and thus, my hair looks wierd.  if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw|sick
is back home now      gonna miss every one|onna
Hes just not that into you|Hes just not that into you
oh Marly, I`m so sorry!!  I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3|oh Marly, I`m so sorry!!  I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job.  Can`t wait to have a dragon pet|interesting.
is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..|is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..
gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness|gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness
SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH|SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH
the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted|the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted
I`m sorry.|I`m sorry.
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit|.no internet
juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there  havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?|fun
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida  Power back up not working too|Power back up not working too
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?|Quite....heavenly
i hope unni will make the audition . fighting dahye unni !|hope
If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed  well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.|well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minute
That`s very funny.  Cute kids.|funny.
Ahhh, I slept through the game.  I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.|Ahhh, I slept through the game.  I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero   http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4|Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years!  I still miss NY|miss
just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned|just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....|soooooo sleeeeepy!!!
A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day|A little happy fo
Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting|Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines|avid fan of
MAYDAY?!|MAYDAY?!
RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE!  LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK|RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE!  LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK
I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm.  and where dear? Would love to help  convert her vids.ï¿½|I love to!
The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?|The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work  HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!|SUCKKKKKK
:visiting my friendster and facebook|:visiting my friendster and facebook
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more|dont like go
which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.|d I`m not thrilled at all with mine.
Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter|Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter
also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )|also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )
hm... Both of us I guess...|hm... Both of us I guess...
it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days|it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days
romance zero is funny|romance zero is funny
I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner|I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee  it really hurts now|hurts
will be back later.  http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7|will be back later.
Aw. Torn ace of hearts  #Hunchback|Torn ace of hearts
what fun are you speaking of?|what fun are you speaking of?
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home|i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..
haha yes|haha yes
I give in to easily|I give in to easily
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red|favorite
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous....  http://bit.ly/NgnaR|jealous..
Is at a photoshoot.|Is at a photoshoot.
He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.|s awesome
Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing|Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing
Chilliin|Chilliin
If you know such agent, do let me know|If you know such agent, do let me know
I still smell of smoke  #kitchenfire|I still smell of smoke  #kitchenfire
a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol|better
Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc|Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc
'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one'  ?|'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one'  ?
she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no|she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no
OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight|OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.|BADDD.
My sources say no|My sources say no
I am sooo tired|I am sooo tired
Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...|Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...
THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!|THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville  pity im in oz....|lucky
fell asleep waiting for my ride!|fell asleep waiting for my ride!
Sick. With a flu like thing.|Sick.
Still no reply from  about my SimFinger problem  So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys|, sorry guys
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)|Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)
Miles from you   I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.|Miles from you   I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers
His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left  I love him.|His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left  I love him.
i miss you bby      wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.|i miss you bby
Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded|cool
SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!!  Love it there|Love it there
_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!|_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!
Hi  how are you doing ???  *just joined twitter...*|Hi  how are you doing ???  *just joined twitter...
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow|tired
eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.|eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there|Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there
CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?|freaked
hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no|unfortunately
Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night|Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night
We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best|best

#### Remove trailing extra spaces_____no_output_____

#export
whitespace_pattern = re.compile(r"\s+")
def replace_whitespace(df, txt_col="text"):
    df[txt_col] = df[txt_col].apply(lambda s: whitespace_pattern.sub(" ", s).strip())_____no_output_____replace_whitespace(train_df, "text")
replace_whitespace(train_df, "selected_text")
replace_whitespace(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____for s1,s2 in zip(train_df.text.values[:100], train_df.selected_text.values[:100]): print(s1+"|"+s2)I`d have responded, if I were going|I`d have responded, if I were going
Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!|Sooo SAD
my boss is bullying me...|bullying me
what interview! leave me alone|leave me alone
Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought|Sons of ****,
http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth|http://www.dothebouncy.com/smf - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos|fun
Soooo high|Soooo high
Both of you|Both of you
Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler. hehe... (is that possible!?)|Wow... u just became cooler.
as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff|as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift|like
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink|DANGERously
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.|lost
test test from the LG enV2|test test from the LG enV2
Uh oh, I am sunburned|Uh oh, I am sunburned
S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*|*sigh*
i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... http://tinyurl.com/mnf4kw|sick
is back home now gonna miss every one|onna
Hes just not that into you|Hes just not that into you
oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3|oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job. Can`t wait to have a dragon pet|interesting.
is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..|is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..
gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness|gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness
SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH|SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH
the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted|the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted
I`m sorry.|I`m sorry.
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit|.no internet
juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?|fun
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida Power back up not working too|Power back up not working too
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?|Quite....heavenly
i hope unni will make the audition . fighting dahye unni !|hope
If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.|well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minute
That`s very funny. Cute kids.|funny.
Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.|Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero http://bit.ly/2Hpbg4|Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY|miss
just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned|just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....|soooooo sleeeeepy!!!
A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day|A little happy fo
Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting|Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines|avid fan of
MAYDAY?!|MAYDAY?!
RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK|RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK
I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.ï¿½|I love to!
The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?|The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!|SUCKKKKKK
:visiting my friendster and facebook|:visiting my friendster and facebook
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more|dont like go
which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.|d I`m not thrilled at all with mine.
Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter|Then you should check out http://twittersucks.com and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter
also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )|also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )
hm... Both of us I guess...|hm... Both of us I guess...
it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days|it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days
romance zero is funny|romance zero is funny
I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner|I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee it really hurts now|hurts
will be back later. http://plurk.com/p/rp3k7|will be back later.
Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback|Torn ace of hearts
what fun are you speaking of?|what fun are you speaking of?
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home|i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..
haha yes|haha yes
I give in to easily|I give in to easily
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red|favorite
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... http://bit.ly/NgnaR|jealous..
Is at a photoshoot.|Is at a photoshoot.
He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.|s awesome
Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing|Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing
Chilliin|Chilliin
If you know such agent, do let me know|If you know such agent, do let me know
I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire|I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire
a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol|better
Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc|Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc
'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?|'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?
she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no|she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no
OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight|OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.|BADDD.
My sources say no|My sources say no
I am sooo tired|I am sooo tired
Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...|Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...
THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!|THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....|lucky
fell asleep waiting for my ride!|fell asleep waiting for my ride!
Sick. With a flu like thing.|Sick.
Still no reply from about my SimFinger problem So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys|, sorry guys
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)|Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)
Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.|Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers
His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.|His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.
i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.|i miss you bby
Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded|cool
SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!! Love it there|Love it there
_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!|_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!
Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...*|Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow|tired
eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.|eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there|Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there
CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?|freaked
hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no|unfortunately
Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night|Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night
We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best|best

#### Replace url with "URL" token_____no_output_____

#export
url_pattern = re.compile("""(?:(?:https?|ftp):\/\/|\b(?:[a-z\d]+\.))(?:(?:[^\s()<>]+|\((?:[^\s()<>]+|(?:\([^\s()<>]+\)))?\))+(?:\((?:[^\s()<>]+|(?:\(?:[^\s()<>]+\)))?\)|[^\s`!()\[\]{};:'".,<>?«»“”‘’]))?""")
def replace_URLs(df, txt_col="text", repl="URL"):
    df[txt_col] = df[txt_col].apply(lambda s: url_pattern.sub(repl, s))_____no_output_____replace_URLs(train_df, "text")
replace_URLs(train_df, "selected_text")
replace_URLs(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____for s1,s2 in zip(train_df.text.values[:100], train_df.selected_text.values[:100]): print(s1+"|"+s2)I`d have responded, if I were going|I`d have responded, if I were going
Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!|Sooo SAD
my boss is bullying me...|bullying me
what interview! leave me alone|leave me alone
Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought|Sons of ****,
URL - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth|URL - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos|fun
Soooo high|Soooo high
Both of you|Both of you
Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler. hehe... (is that possible!?)|Wow... u just became cooler.
as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff|as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift|like
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink|DANGERously
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.|lost
test test from the LG enV2|test test from the LG enV2
Uh oh, I am sunburned|Uh oh, I am sunburned
S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*|*sigh*
i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... URL|sick
is back home now gonna miss every one|onna
Hes just not that into you|Hes just not that into you
oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3|oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job. Can`t wait to have a dragon pet|interesting.
is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..|is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..
gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness|gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness
SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH|SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH
the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted|the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted
I`m sorry.|I`m sorry.
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit|.no internet
juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?|fun
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida Power back up not working too|Power back up not working too
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?|Quite....heavenly
i hope unni will make the audition . fighting dahye unni !|hope
If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.|well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minute
That`s very funny. Cute kids.|funny.
Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.|Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero URL|Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY|miss
just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned|just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....|soooooo sleeeeepy!!!
A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day|A little happy fo
Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting|Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines|avid fan of
MAYDAY?!|MAYDAY?!
RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK|RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK
I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.ï¿½|I love to!
The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?|The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!|SUCKKKKKK
:visiting my friendster and facebook|:visiting my friendster and facebook
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more|dont like go
which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.|d I`m not thrilled at all with mine.
Then you should check out URL and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter|Then you should check out URL and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter
also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )|also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )
hm... Both of us I guess...|hm... Both of us I guess...
it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days|it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days
romance zero is funny|romance zero is funny
I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner|I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee it really hurts now|hurts
will be back later. URL|will be back later.
Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback|Torn ace of hearts
what fun are you speaking of?|what fun are you speaking of?
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home|i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..
haha yes|haha yes
I give in to easily|I give in to easily
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red|favorite
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... URL|jealous..
Is at a photoshoot.|Is at a photoshoot.
He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.|s awesome
Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing|Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing
Chilliin|Chilliin
If you know such agent, do let me know|If you know such agent, do let me know
I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire|I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire
a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol|better
Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc|Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc
'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?|'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?
she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no|she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no
OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight|OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.|BADDD.
My sources say no|My sources say no
I am sooo tired|I am sooo tired
Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...|Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...
THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!|THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....|lucky
fell asleep waiting for my ride!|fell asleep waiting for my ride!
Sick. With a flu like thing.|Sick.
Still no reply from about my SimFinger problem So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys|, sorry guys
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)|Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)
Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.|Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers
His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.|His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.
i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.|i miss you bby
Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded|cool
SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!! Love it there|Love it there
_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!|_Mounce yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!
Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...*|Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow|tired
eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.|eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there|Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there
CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?|freaked
hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no|unfortunately
Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night|Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night
We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best|best

#### Replace user tags with "USER" token_____no_output_____

#export
user_pattern = re.compile("(?<!\w)[@_]\w+")
def replace_user(df, txt_col="text", repl="USER"):
    df[txt_col] = df[txt_col].apply(lambda s: user_pattern.sub(repl, s))_____no_output_____replace_user(train_df, "text")
replace_user(train_df, "selected_text")
replace_user(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____for s1,s2 in zip(train_df.text.values[:500], train_df.selected_text.values[:500]): print(s1+"|"+s2)I`d have responded, if I were going|I`d have responded, if I were going
Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!|Sooo SAD
my boss is bullying me...|bullying me
what interview! leave me alone|leave me alone
Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought|Sons of ****,
URL - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth|URL - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos|fun
Soooo high|Soooo high
Both of you|Both of you
Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler. hehe... (is that possible!?)|Wow... u just became cooler.
as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff|as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift|like
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink|DANGERously
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.|lost
test test from the LG enV2|test test from the LG enV2
Uh oh, I am sunburned|Uh oh, I am sunburned
S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*|*sigh*
i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... URL|sick
is back home now gonna miss every one|onna
Hes just not that into you|Hes just not that into you
oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3|oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job. Can`t wait to have a dragon pet|interesting.
is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..|is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..
gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness|gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness
SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH|SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH
the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted|the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted
I`m sorry.|I`m sorry.
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit|.no internet
juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?|fun
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida Power back up not working too|Power back up not working too
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?|Quite....heavenly
i hope unni will make the audition . fighting dahye unni !|hope
If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.|well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minute
That`s very funny. Cute kids.|funny.
Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.|Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero URL|Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY|miss
just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned|just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....|soooooo sleeeeepy!!!
A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day|A little happy fo
Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting|Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines|avid fan of
MAYDAY?!|MAYDAY?!
RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK|RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK
I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.ï¿½|I love to!
The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?|The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!|SUCKKKKKK
:visiting my friendster and facebook|:visiting my friendster and facebook
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more|dont like go
which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.|d I`m not thrilled at all with mine.
Then you should check out URL and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter|Then you should check out URL and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter
also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )|also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )
hm... Both of us I guess...|hm... Both of us I guess...
it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days|it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days
romance zero is funny|romance zero is funny
I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner|I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee it really hurts now|hurts
will be back later. URL|will be back later.
Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback|Torn ace of hearts
what fun are you speaking of?|what fun are you speaking of?
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home|i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..
haha yes|haha yes
I give in to easily|I give in to easily
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red|favorite
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... URL|jealous..
Is at a photoshoot.|Is at a photoshoot.
He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.|s awesome
Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing|Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing
Chilliin|Chilliin
If you know such agent, do let me know|If you know such agent, do let me know
I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire|I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire
a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol|better
Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc|Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc
'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?|'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?
she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no|she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no
OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight|OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.|BADDD.
My sources say no|My sources say no
I am sooo tired|I am sooo tired
Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...|Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...
THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!|THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....|lucky
fell asleep waiting for my ride!|fell asleep waiting for my ride!
Sick. With a flu like thing.|Sick.
Still no reply from about my SimFinger problem So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys|, sorry guys
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)|Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)
Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.|Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers
His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.|His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.
i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.|i miss you bby
Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded|cool
SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!! Love it there|Love it there
USER yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!|USER yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!
Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...*|Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow|tired
eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.|eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there|Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there
CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?|freaked
hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no|unfortunately
Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night|Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night
We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best|best
4am. And Im on the beach. Pretty|Pretty
Certainly not Cheers than, huh?|Certainly not Cheers than, huh?
1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch!|horrible,
i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy|busy
Awesome. I`m down in Ocean Beach (if you know where that is.) By the way. 'YourBiggestFan' I`m a re-al big fan of you-rs.|Awesome.
at least I get to watch over time Let`s go Pens!!|at least I get to watch over time Let`s go Pens!!
cool i wear black most of the time when i go out|cool i wear black most of the time when i go out
haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****|thanks
have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech|safe
woof, I wish I was allowed to go|I wish I was allowed to go
if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment|if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me
has tickets.......?|has tickets.......?
Thank you, Afrin Nasal Spray! Also, I got a giant teacup tonight!|Thank you,
ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?|ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?
Aww, I love my daddy! He works 7 days a week almost all day and still tries to go to SF with all of us|I love my
So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy.|I don`t feel confident
graduation is done im a little sad.. anyone want to hang out???|sad.
hahaa your awesomee !|hahaa your awesomee !
holy smokes! star trek was freaking awesomeeeee|awesomeeeee
I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.|I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.
I had it! On my itunes, but then I lost all my songs.|I had it! On my itunes, but then I lost all my songs.
What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha|What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha
Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours|Not looking forward
Poor you Get outside and sleep in the garden, the sun will do you good. But don`t forget suncream!!!|Poor you
not well|not well
Not a prob hun|Not a prob
at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee|at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee
Absolutely|Absolutely
what`s the matter chickadee?|what`s the matter chickadee?
hey mia! totally adore your music. when will your cd be out?|y adore
Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless|good
=O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too|I love him too
those splinters look very painful...but you were being very heroic saving mr. Pickle|painful.
why are you sad?|sad?
Nice to see you tweeting! It`s Sunday 10th May and we`re celebrating Mother`s Day here today. So be nice to yer Mom|e nice
decided 2 trans frm relaxed 2 natural hair but i wish my whole head looked like my roots. Age of the instant gratification....|i wish
Namaskar & Namaste r both the same. Marathi people say Namaskar! its a marathi word.... should i ? ...naaaah !|Namaskar & Namaste r both the same. Marathi people say Namaskar! its a marathi word.... should i ? ...naaaah !
Congrats! I cuss like that in a matter of minutes, But didn`t know until now there is a reward for it.|Congrats! I cuss like that in a matter of minutes, But didn`t know until now there is a reward for it.
Humous and Dorito`s.... Oh yes|Humous and Dorito`s.... Oh yes
missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!|missed all the awesome weather,
Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink|Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink
These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline|terrible!
Unfortunatley, AerLingus no longer fly to Copenhagen so we`re have to fly Ryanair to Billund and drive up to Copenhagen one of the days!|Unfortunatley,
What`s sad is that I actually had to google that term. That sucks, tho.|That sucks, tho.
Hate fighting|Hate fighting
I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol|I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol
Car-warmed Sprite tastes like sore throat|Car-warmed Sprite tastes like sore throat
Just came 11th in cross country and beat dumbo|Just came 11th in cross country and beat dumbo
Candle wax is very enjoyable.|enjoyable.
She`s unassuming and unpretentious. She`s just, as. I suppose that`s why she`s so endearing--because we can relate to her|endearing-
tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it|tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it
goooooddd morning tweets!! week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?|goooooddd morning tweets!!
me too. I hate my computer so much..|hate
fine! Going to do my big walk today 20 or so miles|fine!
I WANT RED CRUISERS!! i don`t like the other ones. LMFAO!|i don`t like the other ones.
Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning|Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning
me neither|me neither
Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah|Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah
Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine|Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine
USER sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family peace|sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family peace
My back hurts...really bad|.really bad
ah yes, I know that feeling|ah yes, I know that feeling
Night of the cookers with my dad|Night of the cookers with my dad
My modem has been offline for a week now... God bless the 3g network. Tim just left... Again!! May schedule has been brutal|brutal
Nope I am in Coquitlam|Nope I am in Coquitlam
Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol|boring
#lichfield #tweetup sounds like fun Hope to see you and everyone else there!|p sounds like fun
Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.|Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.
Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!|great
first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!|excited
good morning|good morning
its the best show EVER!|its the best show EVER!
URL in previous post (to timer job) should be URL. I`d removed space which messed up URL. ^ES|messed
i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .|i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .
I want to know when the auditions are Mander! Text or...reply please!|I want to know when the auditions are Mander! Text or...reply please!
or even NOOOOO NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE|NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE
I miss my neice can`t wait to see her bad n grown ****! Lol|miss
i need to get my computer fixed|i need to get my computer fixed
really hopes her car`s illness is not terminal...|illness
All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.|All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.
no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any|no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any
who watched X-men origins: wolverine? i totally loved it! haha|i totally loved it!
I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x|i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life!
I`m sad that I missed you guys last night!|sad
Finally got a call for marriage counseling 3 days late....|Finally got a call for marriage counseling 3 days late....
ok then|ok then
USER why baby?|why baby?
today was the last day of high school for me and i ended up going home sick! ... stupid dead rats|sick!
We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in|We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in
lost my tooth 2day whilst i was eating gum...oww|oww
happy 1 year! <3|happy 1 year! <3
Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol|Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning
*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issueï¿½|*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issueï¿½
WHAT ABOUT ME ?? I VOTE EVERY DAY FOR YOU !!!!!|WHAT ABOUT ME ?? I VOTE EVERY DAY FOR YOU !!!!!
I`m starving!! This diet is killing me but I can`t eat after 8pm|This diet is killing me
i talk to you|i talk to you
im soo bored...im deffo missing my music channels|bored..
nite nite bday girl have fun at concert|e fun
Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now|So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now
USER What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!|What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!
should be sleeping. lost my voice a couple day ago.|lost my voice
URL - hate when my PARKED car gets hit|hate
I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!|I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!
more nightmares? *huggles*|more nightmares? *huggles*
I AM SUCH A CREEPER I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills the internet = no more privacy.|I AM SUCH A CREEPER I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills the internet = no more privacy
going to bed its late and I have headache|headache
happy mother`s day to all moms out there...|happy
Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast|Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast
im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming|going to have fun
thanks. before the major chop.|thanks. before the major chop.
Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!|d thank you!
just got up and updated my ipod|just got up and updated my ipod
yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!|HAHAHA
We never miss ICarly - my son has a huge crush on Miranda|crush
Saw James carville in the store today. His head is really that bald|Saw James carville in the store today. His head is really that bald
yellow for ? URL|yellow for ? URL
which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah|which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah
Feeling smooth like chrome|Feeling smooth
Ew traffic|Ew traffic
downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol|downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol
USER your not alone...i need coffee too.|your not alone...i need coffee too.
Sounds like me|Sounds like me
Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...|Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...
Walking to class. I hate not having a bike....especially mine.|I hate not having a bike..
USER|USER
failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.|This is worse than taxes.
JONAS BROTHERS - Live to party. It`s rocking so hard I love the song,|JONAS BROTHERS - Live to party. It`s rocking so hard
happy mother`s day to all the mothers in the world.|happy
35mins through the 1hr 20mins Google Wave demo, that looks a lot of fun, would love to test it though. URL|would love to test it though.
Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!|Fun night!
The exception for a short dude: Larenz fineass Tate yum|The exception for a short dude: Larenz fineass Tate yum
Screw the reviews, I thought Wolverine was awesome. But not enough Dominic Monaghan for my liking.|I thought Wolverine was awesome.
If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.|Hopefully
Yes i work 6 to 3...|Yes i work 6 to 3...
Hmmm, maybe that`s what they meant. They eluded to something brand new but you know how the media is|Hmmm, maybe that`s what they meant. They eluded to something brand new but you know how the media is
Done at the spa now meeting vic for some late lunch!|Done at the spa now meeting vic for some late lunch!
Happy monday up and about going to tavares today. Hope everyone has a blessed day!|Happy
Always have wanted to go to Oz|Always have wanted to go to Oz
Thx|Thx
URL - Cool... luv it|luv
that`s why I need to be there...To represent the Blackberries|that`s why I need to be there
Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!|Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!
If only we could ever actually be allowed to stay here and do that|If only we could ever actually be allowed to stay here and do that
Let me know how that turns out!!|Let me know how that turns out!!
was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha|was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha
yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha|,ahaha
Sports Bar Shatranjanpoli Rest Ph 26498457 All Sports Bar Andheri W 26733333 Dont know whether that helps. Google ki jai ho|Sports Bar Shatranjanpoli Rest Ph 26498457 All Sports Bar Andheri W 26733333 Dont know whether that helps. Google ki jai ho
I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology|I`m not sleeping at all un
Wolverine Was BOSS! Seriously, And Will.I.Am Was In It, What The **** ??|Seriously,
I live for pain, bring it on|I live for pain, bring it on
okay, i`m out for a while back later!|okay, i`m out for a while back later!
#powerblog What is this powerblog challenge you keep talking about? I`m a newbie follower|g What is this powerblog challenge you keep talking about? I`m a newbie followe
almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now #insanedefaults|died.
Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time|Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time
Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??|not going to well!
going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow|going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow
Sigh... you know I am...|Sigh... you know I am...
discovered cause of a bug in the new #NetPLAYER 4 build. Publishing bug fix now, hopefully new beta by tomorrow|hopefully
Here are 4 FREE twitter tools will get you followers URL URL URL URL|Here are 4 FREE twitter tools will get you followers URL URL URL URL
just got home from work.... and is chugging down a big bottle of apple juice.|just got home from work.... and is chugging down a big bottle of apple juice.
Yes it does. Please dont` go. If you die I will cry.. which normally leads to small animals getting harmed|g harmed
writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!|what an amazing day.
it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now|it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now
good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn|good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn
Well good morning all, What a wonderful day in the neighborhood Thanks for all those that are now following another 60 this morning|Well good morning all, What a wonderful day in the neighborhood Thanks for all those that are now following another 60 this morning
FTSK and Mercy Mercedes were amazing tonight.. as always|were amazing tonight..
hope he is ok!|hope
can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day|it hurts too much...
I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?|I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?
Hell Yeah!|Hell Yeah!
HIM shirt at dinner? Do you need to ask?? Does it actually have Ville on it?|HIM shirt at dinner? Do you need to ask?? Does it actually have Ville on it?
i know!!|i know!!
huh what the ****? Smelly? Noooo. I love alex Vixon|huh what the ****? Smelly? Noooo. I love alex Vixon
Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara|GREAT
Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late|Happy b-day!
thank you for teaching me values and to be a better person each day I LOVE SO MUCH, YOU`RE THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD|thank
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.!|HAPPY
*laughs* I`m glad that you have self confidence - it`s a wonderful trait to have I`ll applaud extra loud for it, okay?|glad
Thanks|Thanks
twittering after 2 days!|twittering after 2 days!
Getting ready for week Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!|Its too nice
I am tres depressed|depressed
Felt like ****, behaved like my son; ate to compensate. Pigged out on home-roasted sugar almonds. Painful tum, threw up, still feel sick.|sick.
Happy Mothers Day people. i love my mom a lot still|Happy Mothers Day people. i love my mom a lot still
I`m sorry to hear that.|sorry
That`s awesome dude, yay for surprise celebrities! I got to meet him a few years ago, he was soooo friendly.|, he was soooo friendly.
it makes me happy to hear a girl talk, or tweet, about the nba. but... could you give my nuggets some love?!|happy
Is getting the hang of Twitter.|Is getting the hang of Twitter.
You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...|You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...
I want it BACK NOW!: URL|I want it BACK NOW!:
Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow|miss
bathing with two little angels, Keyla and Janice.|bathing with two little angels, Keyla and Janice.
Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe|chocked
HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is|HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is
Family is here,hanging with them|Family is here,hanging with them
Watching Ellen Love her!! then doing the dishes and tanning ...it`s gorgeous out!|.it`s gorgeous out!
what`s goin on hun? I`m worried about you|m worried
Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6|Im not bannished.
Morning! If I get to see it, I`ll let you know. Right now, I`m going to go see Wolverine.|Morning! If I get to see it, I`ll let you know. Right now, I`m going to go see Wolverine.
red top tabloids, build em up, knock em down|red top tabloids, build em up, knock em down
tonight in party w/ my girls (minus vita)|tonight in party w/ my girls (minus vita)
why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy|why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy
Simple my a#@|Simple my a#@
The pics I just uploaded are the baby pics of my cats. Missy is now an adult and a pretty little kitty, but Batty is in kitten heaven now|The pics I just uploaded are the baby pics of my cats. Missy is now an adult and a pretty little kitty, but Batty is in kitten heaven now
I saw the play of it here, it was amazing|amazing
_ i am glad to break my twitter virginity with you two.|glad
Dinner with the fam... I have missed them|I have missed them
USER That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.|USER That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.
Hell yeah Kellynn got a Twitter. Finally.|Hell yeah Kellynn got a Twitter. Finally.
I know It was worth a shot, though!|as wort
Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better|better
Ship. I`m stuck.|Ship. I`m stuck.
DUSTBIN BABY ON AT 11.30 Cannot wait x|Cannot wait
Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x|shame
It looks like the office TV DOES get MLB Network... and it looks like MLBN will NOT be televising the DET/BAL game today #wieters|It looks like the office TV DOES get MLB Network... and it looks like MLBN will NOT be televising the DET/BAL game today #wieters
Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.|Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery
Laying in bed til workkk... Oh the life. Definitely pinched a nerve.|Definitely pinched a nerve.
today is a busy day. exhausting!|exhausting!
I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend|I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend
Sorry to hear ur flight got cancelled that blows!!!|Sorry
ohh my tooth is hurts ohh im sad it very hurts|im sad it very hurts
Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love|Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love
u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke|I`m broke
Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!|Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!
sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times|sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times
mcfly gig last nightt omg it was amazin didnt sit down through the whole thing mcfly did you see me and ma best mate we were in tutus|it was amazin
2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing|now a migraine.
There!|There!
?sucks!?..|?sucks!?..
whens the sway sway winner announced?|whens the sway sway winner announced?
K will check it out...|K will check it out...
doing pretty well, up and wide awake|doing pretty well,
i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!|i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!
I Miss Daddy and Mommy|I Miss Daddy and Mommy
My dog is officially depressed that my brother`s dogs are gone. He doesn`t want to go outside and when we did, he play half-heartedly.|officially depressed
I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.|I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.
My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!|exciting!
Argh noo! Missed The Killers on Wossy! That sucks! Missed out on Brandon. Total failure! Anyone know if it`s repeated? Must investigate!|That sucks!
seriously bored without anyone to talk to... but not tired enough for sleep|bored
I am lost. Please help me find a good home.|I am lost.
It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? URL|It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? URL
Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car downer.|bad
LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.|LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off
oh nice going!|oh nice going!
Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend|Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend
Gonna celebrate Mothers Day with the family but gonna start the partying tonite|partying
i agree with you!|i agree with you!
I only do computers. Am hopeless at everything else|Am hopeless at everything else
90 degrees, gross skies, and thunderstorms...perfect match for my mood lol|perfect ma
USER aww thanks!|thanks!
Sorry RB is on PS3 for me|Sorry
I saw amazing heeels. But they were too big|I saw amazing heeels. But they were too big
I just stuck my finger down my throat and there are a bunch of bumps on my tongue & throat.|stuck
dang last url went down ? URL|dang
ohoh i missed all ur tweets im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference|i missed all ur tweets
Damnit all. That sucks. You were one of the ones I thought I`d drag back lol|Damnit all. That sucks.
my boss. She`s moving to NYC|my boss. She`s moving to NYC
this is sooo crazy i have fever..|this is sooo crazy
is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair|some stupid ****
I think i need some new friends|I think i need some new friends
Looking forward to your gig in Ireland!!! See ya there!|Looking forward to your gig in Ireland!!! See ya there!
Please Review Sunehre Ad Placement URL|Please Re
aww you loooove me|aww you loooove me
is hungry, twitter. i want food. </3|is hungry, twitter. i want food.
awesome lucky you|awesome lucky you
yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. haha|yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. ha
haha im jewish, i love that one|love
had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!|had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!
l`m on 3 days too matt. No fun this weekend.|No fun
u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u|u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for
I feel your pain. Mine is the same way|I feel your pain.
comes home in two days|comes home in two days
Sadly no. It didn`t come with one...|Sadly
Cant wait to see my boy tomorrow|Cant wait
ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.|ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.
aww I miss driving down elmwood|aww I miss driving
Omg Wango Tango was **** AWSOME! I love my baby for taking me|Omg Wango Tango was **** AWSOME! I love my baby for taking me
Version 2 of our live, interactive Trans-Siberian ticket planner is launched: URL - its very cool|its very cool
USER I really wish I could go!|wish
yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile|yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile
I`m 25 in december that`s not good at all next big birthday is 30 after 21 it flys by for sure|that`s not good
This has made my night!! Way too funny!!|This has made my night!! Way too funny!
Woo CAVS. Happy Mother`s Day!|Happy
I make that same face when I get home and your mom is watching soaps.|I make that same face when I get home and your mom is watching soaps.
I have to go to work now.|I have to go to work now.
I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.|I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.
And to you too, how are you today?|And to you too, how are you today?
Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.|Thanks
19 days and counting|19 days and counting
sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.|sorry friends
BRAINFREEZE|BRAINFREEZE
Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit|Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit
My sunburn is peeling,|My sunburn is peeling,
perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped|perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped
URL - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.|URL - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.
Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...|I don`t have no one to cuddle with..
I hate the dentist|hate
nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry|.sorry
I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying|dying
qood morninq|qood morninq
writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.|writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.
needs more followers|needs more followers
I wish I could get my nails done stupid job|stupid job
The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form aww URL|The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form
the 'no pants' idea could be the new attempt world-wide to attract business back to the airlines.|the 'no pants' idea could be the new attempt world-wide to attract business back to the airlines.
Have a good one|Have a good on
yep infact she is popular, miss india 99, talented film actress .... and lot more|she is popular,
Dosen`t Want To Go To Work Tomorrow|Dosen`t Want To
Daniel has won DSDS. His voice is great.|His voice is great.
[-O] i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.. URL|i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.
was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend|was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend
USER u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!|lucky
I sure do hope it becomes 4:20 this afternoon ...|I sure do hope
it means that you are now FAMOUS. Congrats!|Congrats!
My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...|passed away
I have such fantastic friends, including several ones met through here! thanks for being in my life - you are such amazing people!|you are such amazing people!
tamlyn wishes she was as cool as my sock draw|cool
so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww|so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww
We are of like minds this evening , my dear!|We are of like minds this evening , my dear!
come and save me from my packing please?!|come and save me from my packing please?!
Yes, I love tea. If that makes me typically English then so be it|Yes, I love tea.
a mouth for sure|a mouth for sure
USER I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend|I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend
pancakes!! with lemon and sugar thanks!|thanks!
Si, no bueno I guess I just don`t entertain him :/|s I just don`t entertain him :/
I`m so hunrgy right now and these heels kill me I can hardly walk in them|kill me
both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole! cant get in my car. so much for technology|both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole!
Yay, three followers! Good to know more than one person in this big wide world likes fishies.|Good
'my name is Tony!!!!!! ...not hey!!!!' - poor tony|poor tony
Goodmorning|Goodmorning
Took a shift tomorrow. I don`t really feel like working right now.|I don`t really feel like
I love mine, too . happy motherï¿½s day to your mom , John Taylor . much love to you, too .|I love mine, too . happy motherï¿½s day to your mom , John Taylor . much love to you, too
Saw a black snake in the garden. Went back for a picture and it was gone|Saw a black snake in the garden. Went back for a picture and it was gone
URL - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best|best
No waterfront anymore faccia luna and clarendon will have to do|No waterfront anymore
loves her mum very much! Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful mothers out there|loves her mum very much! Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful mothers out there
Slipped up and caught the flu feeling like poop!|feeling like poop!
i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)|excited
Ok ... the passengers ... no one is alive ... they`re all dead ... you just don`t know it til the end ... then you cry ...|then you cry ...
Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.|Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.
is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has|is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has
If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.|If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.
aaaaaw i want to live in the USA|aaaaaw i want to live in the USA
Morning tweeple|Morning tweeple
Hey, I didn`t get any !!!|Hey, I didn`t get any !!!
Now you only have 2 hours to sleep... - Rest if you need it.|- Rest if you need it.
That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!|That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!
I don`t want to sit at home on prom night. Someone hang out with me|I don`t want to sit at home
Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with|wishing
concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!|concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!
what happened? I thought you were coming back today....|what happened? I thought you were coming back today....
lol dammit well then next time then|dammit
lol. just don`t ever forget me|lol.
Still jealous|Still jealous
URL - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there|Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there
NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(|SAD
this week of mine was not easy! but finally it`s over! (:|not easy!
Wow what a beautiful picture... and by the way....I am straight....just wanted to let you know!!! Bella|Wow what a beautiful pictur
In Arch. Drawing. Checking out MVCC`s CAD degree. Looks good to me|Looks good
'there are people and then there are pencils' some are sharp, some are not and some can be sharpened my pencil philosophy.....|'there are people and then there are pencils' some are sharp, some are not and some can be sharpened my pencil philosophy.....
just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!|just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!
but you always have lee. Let`s go to Paris|but you always have lee. Let`s go to Paris
you know you want to come keep me company whilst mum`s at her friends for the night it`s such a nice evening!|a nice
cooking with my dad having lots of fun in the kitchen together|having lots of fun
Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous|Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous
Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it|Lovely day for it
playing singstar without my fave duetter|playing singstar without my fave duetter
you`re missing out, bb! i`m such a cereal nut, i think i like every kind available.|i like
That`s just weird... :\ Oh, and what was it you were drawing for me?|That`s just weird... :\
Just woke up :o mums singing to her new gn`r cd replacement i bought because im a good daughter|im a good daughter
The birds are out,, oh man... That`s NOT cool && I didn`t sleep yet for the night!!!|That`s NOT cool
250 miles down, only 1750 to go. Thats ok, u2 on the radio alwas helps.|alwas helps.
My Street Fighter IV skills are lacking, can`t beat Seth on easy.|lacking,
FIL 461 with cool people like me|cool
Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out|Good
i think it`s under a honeymoon by the good life -- either that or it`s under a honey moon by joseph arthur.|i think it`s under a honeymoon by the good life -- either that or it`s under a honey moon by joseph arthur.
my son got stung by a bug for the first time his little finger is slightly swollen.|swollen.
it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online|it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online
oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.|oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.
Bumping dj opus in the drunk in the car. lmao. Don`t act like u don`t know.|Don`t act like u don`t know.
Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you when you can be anything that you want to? morning everyone! Hope you have the best day ever|best
Here`s a brief preview: URL OMG James is creepy in that role! I`m scared of him|! I`m scared of him
I`m missing crab legs and attending my going away instead!|missing
Hicks are mean!|mean!
gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad|not doing so good,
back soon, need to run to the shops and cut the grass|back soon, need to run to the shops and cut the grass
I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.|I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.
Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan|Missing
thats another sponsor|thats another sponsor
And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows|stuck
No it`s not sad. Should make you proud|sad.
Sorry, we`ll try to keep it down.|Sorr
is home alone.. Doing hw|is home alone.. Doing hw
According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.|live in poverty.
the plan to not spend money is not going well|not going well
uploading all my bamboozle pictures of facebook|uploading all my bamboozle pictures of facebook
congratulations ! you guys finish a month early than we do. booo|congratulations
actually, I wish I was back in Tahoe. I miss it there.|I miss it there
Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed|Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed
but my bday is JUNE 19.. this is wack... and ihavent seen any promotions for my bday party someone better finagle this asap!|wack.

### Drop data when there is partial selection of USER or URL

`get_start_end_idxs` fails in the case of:

```
context:'USER hi! **** your job!'
answer: 'and_jay hi! **** your job
```_____no_output_____

#export
def is_wrong_selection(context, answer):
    "Get string start and end char for answer span"
    len_a = len(answer)
    for i, _ in enumerate(context):
        if context[i:i+len_a] == answer:
            return False
    return True_____no_output_____is_wrong = train_df.apply(lambda o: is_wrong_selection(o['text'], o['selected_text']), 1)_____no_output_____train_df[is_wrong]_____no_output_____train_df = train_df[~is_wrong].reset_index(drop=True)_____no_output_____train_df_____no_output_____

### Pipe All_____no_output_____

train_df = pd.read_csv("../data/train.csv").dropna().reset_index(drop=True)
test_df = pd.read_csv("../data/test.csv")_____no_output_____strip_text(train_df, "text")
strip_text(train_df, "selected_text")
strip_text(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____replace_whitespace(train_df, "text")
replace_whitespace(train_df, "selected_text")
replace_whitespace(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____replace_URLs(train_df, "text")
replace_URLs(train_df, "selected_text")
replace_URLs(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____replace_user(train_df, "text")
replace_user(train_df, "selected_text")
replace_user(test_df, "text")_____no_output_____is_wrong = train_df.apply(lambda o: is_wrong_selection(o['text'], o['selected_text']), 1)
train_df = train_df[~is_wrong].reset_index(drop=True)_____no_output_____for s1,s2 in zip(train_df.text.values[:500], train_df.selected_text.values[:500]): print(s1+"|"+s2)I`d have responded, if I were going|I`d have responded, if I were going
Sooo SAD I will miss you here in San Diego!!!|Sooo SAD
my boss is bullying me...|bullying me
what interview! leave me alone|leave me alone
Sons of ****, why couldn`t they put them on the releases we already bought|Sons of ****,
URL - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth|URL - some shameless plugging for the best Rangers forum on earth
2am feedings for the baby are fun when he is all smiles and coos|fun
Soooo high|Soooo high
Both of you|Both of you
Journey!? Wow... u just became cooler. hehe... (is that possible!?)|Wow... u just became cooler.
as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff|as much as i love to be hopeful, i reckon the chances are minimal =P i`m never gonna get my cake and stuff
I really really like the song Love Story by Taylor Swift|like
My Sharpie is running DANGERously low on ink|DANGERously
i want to go to music tonight but i lost my voice.|lost
test test from the LG enV2|test test from the LG enV2
Uh oh, I am sunburned|Uh oh, I am sunburned
S`ok, trying to plot alternatives as we speak *sigh*|*sigh*
i`ve been sick for the past few days and thus, my hair looks wierd. if i didnt have a hat on it would look... URL|sick
is back home now gonna miss every one|onna
Hes just not that into you|Hes just not that into you
oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3|oh Marly, I`m so sorry!! I hope you find her soon!! <3 <3
Playing Ghost Online is really interesting. The new updates are Kirin pet and Metamorph for third job. Can`t wait to have a dragon pet|interesting.
is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..|is cleaning the house for her family who is comming later today..
gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness|gotta restart my computer .. I thought Win7 was supposed to put an end to the constant rebootiness
SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH|SEe waT I Mean bOuT FoLL0w fRiiDaYs... It`S cALLed LoSe f0LloWeRs FridAy... smH
the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted|the free fillin` app on my ipod is fun, im addicted
I`m sorry.|I`m sorry.
On the way to Malaysia...no internet access to Twit|.no internet
juss came backk from Berkeleyy ; omg its madd fun out there havent been out there in a minute . whassqoodd ?|fun
Went to sleep and there is a power cut in Noida Power back up not working too|Power back up not working too
I`m going home now. Have you seen my new twitter design? Quite....heavenly isn`****?|Quite....heavenly
i hope unni will make the audition . fighting dahye unni !|hope
If it is any consolation I got my BMI tested hahaha it says I am obesed well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minutes.|well so much for being unhappy for about 10 minute
That`s very funny. Cute kids.|funny.
Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.|Ahhh, I slept through the game. I`m gonna try my best to watch tomorrow though. I hope we play Army.
Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears vs Eric Prydz, DJ Hero URL|Thats it, its the end. Tears for Fears
Born and raised in NYC and living in Texas for the past 10 years! I still miss NY|miss
just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned|just in case you wonder, we are really busy today and this coming with with adding tons of new blogs and updates stay tuned
i`m soooooo sleeeeepy!!! the last day o` school was today....sniffle....|soooooo sleeeeepy!!!
A little happy for the wine jeje ok it`sm my free time so who cares, jaja i love this day|A little happy fo
Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting|Car not happy, big big dent in boot! Hoping theyre not going to write it off, crossing fingers and waiting
im an avid fan of **** magazine and i love your magazines|avid fan of
MAYDAY?!|MAYDAY?!
RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK|RATT ROCKED NASHVILLE TONITE..ONE THING SUCKED, NO ENCORE! LIKE IN THE 80`S THEY STILL HAVE A FUN SHOW. PEARCY HAS THAT HOTT BAD BOY LOOK
I love to! But I`m only available from 5pm. and where dear? Would love to help convert her vids.ï¿½|I love to!
The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?|The girl in the hair salon asked me 'Shall I trim your eyebrows!' How old do I feel?
egh blah and boooooooooooo i dunno wanna go to work HANGOVERS SUCKKKKKK Im a drunk mess!|SUCKKKKKK
:visiting my friendster and facebook|:visiting my friendster and facebook
i donbt like to peel prawns, i also dont like going shopping, running out of money and crawling round the car looking for more|dont like go
which case? I got a new one last week and I`m not thrilled at all with mine.|d I`m not thrilled at all with mine.
Then you should check out URL and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter|Then you should check out URL and connect with other tweeple who hate twitter
also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )|also bored at school, its my third freelesson( freistunde )
hm... Both of us I guess...|hm... Both of us I guess...
it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days|it is ****...u have dissappointed me that past few days
romance zero is funny|romance zero is funny
I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner|I`d rather do the early run..but I am a morning runner
Bah a coworker ran into work late and her bag smacked into my knee it really hurts now|hurts
will be back later. URL|will be back later.
Aw. Torn ace of hearts #Hunchback|Torn ace of hearts
what fun are you speaking of?|what fun are you speaking of?
i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..i wanna go home|i lost all my friends, i`m alone and sleepy..
haha yes|haha yes
I give in to easily|I give in to easily
What better way to spoil mum than to let her kick back and relax over a nice meal and a bottle of her favorite wine? Our wine was a red|favorite
mannnn..... _ got an iphone!!! im jealous.... URL|jealous..
Is at a photoshoot.|Is at a photoshoot.
He`s awesome... Have you worked with him before? He`s a good friend.|s awesome
Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing|Yay playing a show tonight! Boo it`s gonna soggy and I`m at work right before playing
Chilliin|Chilliin
If you know such agent, do let me know|If you know such agent, do let me know
I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire|I still smell of smoke #kitchenfire
a celtics-lakers rematch sounds better don`t you think? lol|better
Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc|Anyone have an extra Keane ticket? I promise to buy you a drink and take rad pics for your FB / Blog / Flickr., etc
'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?|'you can ride one, you can catch one, but its not summer til you pop open one' ?
she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no|she is good! so gor-juz yea i kno i asked her yesterday when we were at tha hospital if she talked to u and she said no
OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight|OK - I`m out of here for now. Just popped in to say Hi and check on things. I`ll probably head to the guttah later on tonight
WOW, i AM REALLY MiSSiN THE FAM(iLY) TODAY. BADDD.|BADDD.
My sources say no|My sources say no
I am sooo tired|I am sooo tired
Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...|Hey, you change your twitter account, and you didn`t even tell me...
THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!|THANK YYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU!
lucky kid...i so wanna see loserville pity im in oz....|lucky
fell asleep waiting for my ride!|fell asleep waiting for my ride!
Sick. With a flu like thing.|Sick.
Still no reply from about my SimFinger problem So no iRape parody video until I get a response, sorry guys|, sorry guys
Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)|Happy Star Wars day everyone! and Enjoy the holiday (UK)
Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers.|Miles from you I`m in Essex so give me plenty of warning so I can arrive in time to get at least one of those free beers
His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.|His snoring is so annoying n it keeps me from sleeping (like right now, lol) but I honestly wud miss it if it eva left I love him.
i miss you bby wish you were going tomorrow to make me do good.|i miss you bby
Well what im working on isn`t QUITE ready to post about publicly (still beta testing) but its a cool new script I coded|cool
SWEEEEET - San Fran is awesome!!!! Love it there|Love it there
USER yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!|USER yes and it lasts way past my bedtime!
Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...*|Hi how are you doing ??? *just joined twitter...
waiting for sleeping pills to kick in... gonna be so tired at work tomorrow|tired
eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.|eating ice cream and then getting ready for graduation.
Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there|Happy Mothers day to all you Mums out there
CASEY`S GONE?!?! BUT WHY?! So, she piddled a little on the carpet. She`s prolly freaked cause it`s new. Can we get her back?|freaked
hemp cloth is marvelous but unfortunately no|unfortunately
Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night|Gonna read a story bout adam lambert online then bed. Nighty night
We saw that in none 3D - the baddie`s the best|best
4am. And Im on the beach. Pretty|Pretty
Certainly not Cheers than, huh?|Certainly not Cheers than, huh?
1 week post my'horrible, traumatic jumping cholla accident.'-cholla`s next dirty trick:pieces are starting to emerge from my hand! Ouch!|horrible,
i realy wanted to go out cause its so nice but everybodys busy|busy
Awesome. I`m down in Ocean Beach (if you know where that is.) By the way. 'YourBiggestFan' I`m a re-al big fan of you-rs.|Awesome.
at least I get to watch over time Let`s go Pens!!|at least I get to watch over time Let`s go Pens!!
cool i wear black most of the time when i go out|cool i wear black most of the time when i go out
haha I do not know how to work blip apart from the obvious! thanks for reblipping my song have a nice day ****|thanks
have a safe trip joshy poo.......you`ll knock them dead at your speech|safe
woof, I wish I was allowed to go|I wish I was allowed to go
if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me leave some comment|if u have a friendster add me!!!!!!!!! my email adress add me loco_crime_1st.com add me
has tickets.......?|has tickets.......?
Thank you, Afrin Nasal Spray! Also, I got a giant teacup tonight!|Thank you,
ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?|ACSM. it`s unfathomable. i think the other one .. and the .. is one that should be kept to the comfort of our bedrooms. yes?
Aww, I love my daddy! He works 7 days a week almost all day and still tries to go to SF with all of us|I love my
So many tests todayyy I don`t feel confident about anyy.|I don`t feel confident
graduation is done im a little sad.. anyone want to hang out???|sad.
hahaa your awesomee !|hahaa your awesomee !
holy smokes! star trek was freaking awesomeeeee|awesomeeeee
I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.|I hate Fallout 3 it keeps making me jump, I`m also low on health, money, ammo and food don`t worry I`ll get through it.
I had it! On my itunes, but then I lost all my songs.|I had it! On my itunes, but then I lost all my songs.
What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha|What`s with the gloomy weather? The sun must be too tired to come out and play heading to victoria gardens for some impulse buys haha
Not looking forward to next week: Maths, Geography, English and French exams, totalling 7 hours|Not looking forward
Poor you Get outside and sleep in the garden, the sun will do you good. But don`t forget suncream!!!|Poor you
not well|not well
Not a prob hun|Not a prob
at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee|at dads, watching some mtv and am going on sims2 in a minutee
Absolutely|Absolutely
what`s the matter chickadee?|what`s the matter chickadee?
hey mia! totally adore your music. when will your cd be out?|y adore
Shopping. Cleaning. BMFing. Webcam chatting with nephews. Nothing spesh, but a good bank holiday Monday nonetheless|good
=O you need to ask him something? Lmao I love him too|I love him too
those splinters look very painful...but you were being very heroic saving mr. Pickle|painful.
why are you sad?|sad?
Nice to see you tweeting! It`s Sunday 10th May and we`re celebrating Mother`s Day here today. So be nice to yer Mom|e nice
decided 2 trans frm relaxed 2 natural hair but i wish my whole head looked like my roots. Age of the instant gratification....|i wish
Namaskar & Namaste r both the same. Marathi people say Namaskar! its a marathi word.... should i ? ...naaaah !|Namaskar & Namaste r both the same. Marathi people say Namaskar! its a marathi word.... should i ? ...naaaah !
Congrats! I cuss like that in a matter of minutes, But didn`t know until now there is a reward for it.|Congrats! I cuss like that in a matter of minutes, But didn`t know until now there is a reward for it.
Humous and Dorito`s.... Oh yes|Humous and Dorito`s.... Oh yes
missed all the awesome weather, because she was in a movie!|missed all the awesome weather,
Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink|Today is going to be a normal day for I hope. We had a group of pilots from a large airline come in last night so it was too much drink
These kids are terrible! If I was in Good Evans, I`d call Childline|terrible!
Unfortunatley, AerLingus no longer fly to Copenhagen so we`re have to fly Ryanair to Billund and drive up to Copenhagen one of the days!|Unfortunatley,
What`s sad is that I actually had to google that term. That sucks, tho.|That sucks, tho.
Hate fighting|Hate fighting
I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol|I watched that too!!! I didnt want her to win, but she put up a good fight..lol
Car-warmed Sprite tastes like sore throat|Car-warmed Sprite tastes like sore throat
Just came 11th in cross country and beat dumbo|Just came 11th in cross country and beat dumbo
Candle wax is very enjoyable.|enjoyable.
She`s unassuming and unpretentious. She`s just, as. I suppose that`s why she`s so endearing--because we can relate to her|endearing-
tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it|tomorrow valeria`s lunch!!! going to get my hair done but im arraving late got my cousins babtizm or whatever you spell it
goooooddd morning tweets!! week three OF my workout. did i mention i got my new glasses yesterday?!?|goooooddd morning tweets!!
me too. I hate my computer so much..|hate
fine! Going to do my big walk today 20 or so miles|fine!
I WANT RED CRUISERS!! i don`t like the other ones. LMFAO!|i don`t like the other ones.
Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning|Mmmmmmmm... ? it in the morning
me neither|me neither
Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah|Has about 10 hours work to do, on a Sunday. Boo. I will find time for a two hour lunchbreak though. Yeah
Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine|Bugger. forgot I still have washing in my machine
USER sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family peace|sending love, blessings & healing thoughts to you & family peace
My back hurts...really bad|.really bad
ah yes, I know that feeling|ah yes, I know that feeling
Night of the cookers with my dad|Night of the cookers with my dad
My modem has been offline for a week now... God bless the 3g network. Tim just left... Again!! May schedule has been brutal|brutal
Nope I am in Coquitlam|Nope I am in Coquitlam
Had parent teacher thing yesterday!! So boring going to skl on saturday!! lol|boring
#lichfield #tweetup sounds like fun Hope to see you and everyone else there!|p sounds like fun
Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.|Big booming thunder storm almost here. Maybe we can all go home early??? Ah... probably not.
Few Bevvies 2day in twn..great on a day off!!|great
first night in myers. just not the same w/out lydia! but i`m actually excited about this summer!|excited
good morning|good morning
its the best show EVER!|its the best show EVER!
URL in previous post (to timer job) should be URL. I`d removed space which messed up URL. ^ES|messed
i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .|i think iv hurt my tooth and eilish and cassie are having a drawing competiton to draw cookies and pineapples haha :L .
I want to know when the auditions are Mander! Text or...reply please!|I want to know when the auditions are Mander! Text or...reply please!
or even NOOOOO NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE|NOT THE SECRET NAMEREBECCA PLEASE
I miss my neice can`t wait to see her bad n grown ****! Lol|miss
i need to get my computer fixed|i need to get my computer fixed
really hopes her car`s illness is not terminal...|illness
All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.|All the cool people I want to find for following today are #English, and I guess the English don`t tweet.
no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any|no sir...i woulda put honey...but i don`t have any
who watched X-men origins: wolverine? i totally loved it! haha|i totally loved it!
I VOTED!!! do u have a personal myspace? i keep talking to fakes i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life! (: x|i <3 you. u helped me thru the hrdest time of my life!
I`m sad that I missed you guys last night!|sad
Finally got a call for marriage counseling 3 days late....|Finally got a call for marriage counseling 3 days late....
ok then|ok then
USER why baby?|why baby?
today was the last day of high school for me and i ended up going home sick! ... stupid dead rats|sick!
We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in|We`re having an impromptu pool party... Except I don`t know how to swim so I can`t get in
lost my tooth 2day whilst i was eating gum...oww|oww
happy 1 year! <3|happy 1 year! <3
Oh, I HELLA forgot to say my official good morning Like to hear it? Here it go! Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning Twitterville! Lol|Goooooooooooood Morrrrrrrrning
*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issueï¿½|*phew* Will make a note in case anyone else runs into the same issueï¿½
WHAT ABOUT ME ?? I VOTE EVERY DAY FOR YOU !!!!!|WHAT ABOUT ME ?? I VOTE EVERY DAY FOR YOU !!!!!
I`m starving!! This diet is killing me but I can`t eat after 8pm|This diet is killing me
i talk to you|i talk to you
im soo bored...im deffo missing my music channels|bored..
nite nite bday girl have fun at concert|e fun
Had nicotine replacement patch on for 4 hours. So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now|So far, so good, but I did sleep for most of those 4 hours. Getting a bit twitchy now
USER What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!|What`s with Twatter lately? Either I can`t get on or the replies don`t turn up!
should be sleeping. lost my voice a couple day ago.|lost my voice
URL - hate when my PARKED car gets hit|hate
I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!|I`ve heard this fall. I`m waiting too!
more nightmares? *huggles*|more nightmares? *huggles*
I AM SUCH A CREEPER I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills the internet = no more privacy.|I AM SUCH A CREEPER I feel disappointed because of it. **** my cyberstalking skills the internet = no more privacy
going to bed its late and I have headache|headache
happy mother`s day to all moms out there...|happy
Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast|Grabbing coffee from then making mom breakfast
im thinking that im going to have fun tonight....and maybe some changes are coming|going to have fun
thanks. before the major chop.|thanks. before the major chop.
Haha I know, I cant handle the fame! and thank you!|d thank you!
just got up and updated my ipod|just got up and updated my ipod
yes! sober HAHAHA tanghaling tapat dude! haha WILD. i don`t knowwww plan plan before you go to US!|HAHAHA
We never miss ICarly - my son has a huge crush on Miranda|crush
Saw James carville in the store today. His head is really that bald|Saw James carville in the store today. His head is really that bald
yellow for ? URL|yellow for ? URL
which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah|which means you`re just going to have to come back to vancouver and have it our way! hahah
Feeling smooth like chrome|Feeling smooth
Ew traffic|Ew traffic
downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol|downloading songs while trying to sneak a lil homework in too, which should be my main priority not songs lol
USER your not alone...i need coffee too.|your not alone...i need coffee too.
Sounds like me|Sounds like me
Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...|Bad day The day you realize what mess you`ve put me through will be one of the happiest days of my life...
Walking to class. I hate not having a bike....especially mine.|I hate not having a bike..
USER|USER
failed inspection. Did you know you can pass wo/oven, but not wo/anti-tip bracket, which is only sold w/oven? This is worse than taxes.|This is worse than taxes.
JONAS BROTHERS - Live to party. It`s rocking so hard I love the song,|JONAS BROTHERS - Live to party. It`s rocking so hard
happy mother`s day to all the mothers in the world.|happy
35mins through the 1hr 20mins Google Wave demo, that looks a lot of fun, would love to test it though. URL|would love to test it though.
Sleepy Tabz is heading to bed. Fun night! Listened through the next episode of Joss`d!|Fun night!
The exception for a short dude: Larenz fineass Tate yum|The exception for a short dude: Larenz fineass Tate yum
Screw the reviews, I thought Wolverine was awesome. But not enough Dominic Monaghan for my liking.|I thought Wolverine was awesome.
If you followed us recently, PLEASE dont be offended that we haven`t followed back. We hit our limit. Hopefully we will be free soon.|Hopefully
Yes i work 6 to 3...|Yes i work 6 to 3...
Hmmm, maybe that`s what they meant. They eluded to something brand new but you know how the media is|Hmmm, maybe that`s what they meant. They eluded to something brand new but you know how the media is
Done at the spa now meeting vic for some late lunch!|Done at the spa now meeting vic for some late lunch!
Happy monday up and about going to tavares today. Hope everyone has a blessed day!|Happy
Always have wanted to go to Oz|Always have wanted to go to Oz
Thx|Thx
URL - Cool... luv it|luv
that`s why I need to be there...To represent the Blackberries|that`s why I need to be there
Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!|Okay so I`m dedicating my 300th tweet to the fact that I`m going to the Apple store because there is a HUGE crack on the glass screen!
If only we could ever actually be allowed to stay here and do that|If only we could ever actually be allowed to stay here and do that
Let me know how that turns out!!|Let me know how that turns out!!
was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha|was that sass I detect? As long as it isn`t back sass! Haha
yeah I was thinking about that ,ahaha|,ahaha
Sports Bar Shatranjanpoli Rest Ph 26498457 All Sports Bar Andheri W 26733333 Dont know whether that helps. Google ki jai ho|Sports Bar Shatranjanpoli Rest Ph 26498457 All Sports Bar Andheri W 26733333 Dont know whether that helps. Google ki jai ho
I`m not sleeping at all until accepts my appology|I`m not sleeping at all un
Wolverine Was BOSS! Seriously, And Will.I.Am Was In It, What The **** ??|Seriously,
I live for pain, bring it on|I live for pain, bring it on
okay, i`m out for a while back later!|okay, i`m out for a while back later!
#powerblog What is this powerblog challenge you keep talking about? I`m a newbie follower|g What is this powerblog challenge you keep talking about? I`m a newbie followe
almost died. Laptop screen was set to 100% brightness after I reinstalled Windows Vista. Got a headache now #insanedefaults|died.
Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time|Waiting for tish to get off. Got to drive my moms CRV to pick her up all my myself and duckie. First time
Trying to decide on a movie with the friends.. not going to well! lol :p No bible study 2nite, which means ****-day cake buy my own??|not going to well!
going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow|going to shower because i don`t want to smell at school tomorrow
Sigh... you know I am...|Sigh... you know I am...
discovered cause of a bug in the new #NetPLAYER 4 build. Publishing bug fix now, hopefully new beta by tomorrow|hopefully
Here are 4 FREE twitter tools will get you followers URL URL URL URL|Here are 4 FREE twitter tools will get you followers URL URL URL URL
just got home from work.... and is chugging down a big bottle of apple juice.|just got home from work.... and is chugging down a big bottle of apple juice.
Yes it does. Please dont` go. If you die I will cry.. which normally leads to small animals getting harmed|g harmed
writing report cards soooo tired but what an amazing day. check it out on fb soon!|what an amazing day.
it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now|it was only once for my big brother...and I`m done now
good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn|good news: finally finished my #EASactive workout that has been paused for 6 hours. bad news: my resistance band is torn
Well good morning all, What a wonderful day in the neighborhood Thanks for all those that are now following another 60 this morning|Well good morning all, What a wonderful day in the neighborhood Thanks for all those that are now following another 60 this morning
FTSK and Mercy Mercedes were amazing tonight.. as always|were amazing tonight..
hope he is ok!|hope
can`t school just be done already? it hurts too much... seeing him every day|it hurts too much...
I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?|I waited, listening to wind blowing through the tumbleweed? Are none of you old enough to know what to do when someone says 'Crackerack'?
Hell Yeah!|Hell Yeah!
HIM shirt at dinner? Do you need to ask?? Does it actually have Ville on it?|HIM shirt at dinner? Do you need to ask?? Does it actually have Ville on it?
i know!!|i know!!
huh what the ****? Smelly? Noooo. I love alex Vixon|huh what the ****? Smelly? Noooo. I love alex Vixon
Went to a party last night. Dindin and I showed up in matching outfits ) GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE ) Anyway, happy birthday, ate lara|GREAT
Happy b-day! Just woke up on this side of Earth, so wishes are bit late|Happy b-day!
thank you for teaching me values and to be a better person each day I LOVE SO MUCH, YOU`RE THE BEST MUM IN THE WORLD|thank
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY.!|HAPPY
*laughs* I`m glad that you have self confidence - it`s a wonderful trait to have I`ll applaud extra loud for it, okay?|glad
Thanks|Thanks
twittering after 2 days!|twittering after 2 days!
Getting ready for week Its too nice today to be stuck inside working!|Its too nice
I am tres depressed|depressed
Felt like ****, behaved like my son; ate to compensate. Pigged out on home-roasted sugar almonds. Painful tum, threw up, still feel sick.|sick.
Happy Mothers Day people. i love my mom a lot still|Happy Mothers Day people. i love my mom a lot still
I`m sorry to hear that.|sorry
That`s awesome dude, yay for surprise celebrities! I got to meet him a few years ago, he was soooo friendly.|, he was soooo friendly.
it makes me happy to hear a girl talk, or tweet, about the nba. but... could you give my nuggets some love?!|happy
Is getting the hang of Twitter.|Is getting the hang of Twitter.
You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...|You know your neck is jacked up when you are forced to pay for parking bc you can`t turn you head to parallel park in the free spaces...
I want it BACK NOW!: URL|I want it BACK NOW!:
Going to miss my roomie ... We will no longer be roomies starting tomorrow|miss
bathing with two little angels, Keyla and Janice.|bathing with two little angels, Keyla and Janice.
Yep, finished, chocked full of spelling and grammatical errors, but I`m cleaning it up tomorrow and popping it up hehe|chocked
HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is|HAHAHHA lol true that! i always remember my BD but i can never remember what date or even day it is
Family is here,hanging with them|Family is here,hanging with them
Watching Ellen Love her!! then doing the dishes and tanning ...it`s gorgeous out!|.it`s gorgeous out!
what`s goin on hun? I`m worried about you|m worried
Im not bannished... but I am at work till 6|Im not bannished.
Morning! If I get to see it, I`ll let you know. Right now, I`m going to go see Wolverine.|Morning! If I get to see it, I`ll let you know. Right now, I`m going to go see Wolverine.
red top tabloids, build em up, knock em down|red top tabloids, build em up, knock em down
tonight in party w/ my girls (minus vita)|tonight in party w/ my girls (minus vita)
why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy|why not now you made me sad I thought you`d be jumping for joy
Simple my a#@|Simple my a#@
The pics I just uploaded are the baby pics of my cats. Missy is now an adult and a pretty little kitty, but Batty is in kitten heaven now|The pics I just uploaded are the baby pics of my cats. Missy is now an adult and a pretty little kitty, but Batty is in kitten heaven now
I saw the play of it here, it was amazing|amazing
_ i am glad to break my twitter virginity with you two.|glad
Dinner with the fam... I have missed them|I have missed them
USER That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.|USER That`s what I want. More the better. Bound to be a few bad eggs though, but they will soon learn.
Hell yeah Kellynn got a Twitter. Finally.|Hell yeah Kellynn got a Twitter. Finally.
I know It was worth a shot, though!|as wort
Just opened a facebook account, I`m a little confused I don`t really get it. Twitter seems much better|better
Ship. I`m stuck.|Ship. I`m stuck.
DUSTBIN BABY ON AT 11.30 Cannot wait x|Cannot wait
Not going to dwell on it. It happened, it`s passed. Just a shame as he was so supportive! Such is life! x|shame
It looks like the office TV DOES get MLB Network... and it looks like MLBN will NOT be televising the DET/BAL game today #wieters|It looks like the office TV DOES get MLB Network... and it looks like MLBN will NOT be televising the DET/BAL game today #wieters
Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery.|Home empty handed. No comics found today. I shall now indulge in my cupcakes from Magnolia Bakery
Laying in bed til workkk... Oh the life. Definitely pinched a nerve.|Definitely pinched a nerve.
today is a busy day. exhausting!|exhausting!
I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend|I was going to go on Sunday, but now I`ve got too much going on that weekend
Sorry to hear ur flight got cancelled that blows!!!|Sorry
ohh my tooth is hurts ohh im sad it very hurts|im sad it very hurts
Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love|Before I get too distracted, I`d like to thank my new followers for taking the trouble to follow me! And to my others: feelin the love
u think u have bills Ha!Ii just finished paying mine that`s y I`m broke|I`m broke
Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!|Not sure it didn`t say it was 2 big. I jst saw the pics of u on ur last bday. You looked so pretty!! I miss you!!
sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times|sore throat. Planning the TET outing to Marwell though...good times
mcfly gig last nightt omg it was amazin didnt sit down through the whole thing mcfly did you see me and ma best mate we were in tutus|it was amazin
2 days without sleep and now a migraine. I thought life postR01 was meant to be relaxing|now a migraine.
There!|There!
?sucks!?..|?sucks!?..
whens the sway sway winner announced?|whens the sway sway winner announced?
K will check it out...|K will check it out...
doing pretty well, up and wide awake|doing pretty well,
i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!|i want to wake up early, and get a coffee tomorrow (today) ! it`s going to be a busyy day! but have to keep writing.. booo whoo!
I Miss Daddy and Mommy|I Miss Daddy and Mommy
My dog is officially depressed that my brother`s dogs are gone. He doesn`t want to go outside and when we did, he play half-heartedly.|officially depressed
I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.|I just realized that I can`t forward text msgs with my iPhone.
My frist post... Off to find a new car for my parents, exciting!|exciting!
Argh noo! Missed The Killers on Wossy! That sucks! Missed out on Brandon. Total failure! Anyone know if it`s repeated? Must investigate!|That sucks!
seriously bored without anyone to talk to... but not tired enough for sleep|bored
I am lost. Please help me find a good home.|I am lost.
It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? URL|It`s a Peter & Gordon morning -> And I, go to pieces and I wanna hide / Go to pieces and I almost die / Ever... ? URL
Ok so I`ve now got a bit of a bad back after lifting all drum hardware into my car downer.|bad
LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off.|LMAO... Smh! that one threw me off
oh nice going!|oh nice going!
Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend|Is getting ready for work... Working all weekend
Gonna celebrate Mothers Day with the family but gonna start the partying tonite|partying
i agree with you!|i agree with you!
I only do computers. Am hopeless at everything else|Am hopeless at everything else
90 degrees, gross skies, and thunderstorms...perfect match for my mood lol|perfect ma
USER aww thanks!|thanks!
Sorry RB is on PS3 for me|Sorry
I saw amazing heeels. But they were too big|I saw amazing heeels. But they were too big
I just stuck my finger down my throat and there are a bunch of bumps on my tongue & throat.|stuck
dang last url went down ? URL|dang
ohoh i missed all ur tweets im gonna have to stay awake all night to see the announcement now, **** time difference|i missed all ur tweets
Damnit all. That sucks. You were one of the ones I thought I`d drag back lol|Damnit all. That sucks.
my boss. She`s moving to NYC|my boss. She`s moving to NYC
this is sooo crazy i have fever..|this is sooo crazy
is spending her Saturday morning taking notes for a research essay because some stupid **** recalled the book I`m using. Not fair|some stupid ****
I think i need some new friends|I think i need some new friends
Looking forward to your gig in Ireland!!! See ya there!|Looking forward to your gig in Ireland!!! See ya there!
Please Review Sunehre Ad Placement URL|Please Re
aww you loooove me|aww you loooove me
is hungry, twitter. i want food. </3|is hungry, twitter. i want food.
awesome lucky you|awesome lucky you
yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. haha|yea, i should know.. but tell me EVERYTHING! ps: send me direct messages telling.. ha
haha im jewish, i love that one|love
had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!|had a great time out in the beer garden wit the boyos !! I think the sun got to me a bit though, feel a bit ill !!
l`m on 3 days too matt. No fun this weekend.|No fun
u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for u|u really don`t think so? maybe ur right....lol. btw what phone u using? think u told me b4...i might have an app for
I feel your pain. Mine is the same way|I feel your pain.
comes home in two days|comes home in two days
Sadly no. It didn`t come with one...|Sadly
Cant wait to see my boy tomorrow|Cant wait
ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.|ehhh no. just a check up. I have a dentist app next week though. getting my molar pulled/root canal.
aww I miss driving down elmwood|aww I miss driving
Omg Wango Tango was **** AWSOME! I love my baby for taking me|Omg Wango Tango was **** AWSOME! I love my baby for taking me
Version 2 of our live, interactive Trans-Siberian ticket planner is launched: URL - its very cool|its very cool
USER I really wish I could go!|wish
yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile|yeah real hard, but I know you`ll get by with it... smile
I`m 25 in december that`s not good at all next big birthday is 30 after 21 it flys by for sure|that`s not good
This has made my night!! Way too funny!!|This has made my night!! Way too funny!
Woo CAVS. Happy Mother`s Day!|Happy
I make that same face when I get home and your mom is watching soaps.|I make that same face when I get home and your mom is watching soaps.
I have to go to work now.|I have to go to work now.
I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.|I can`t believe you went and got boba without me.
And to you too, how are you today?|And to you too, how are you today?
Thanks for the warm welcome! We didn`t make plans because our arrival time was so up in the air.|Thanks
19 days and counting|19 days and counting
sorry friends - I`m swamped with deadlines right now and we have family visiting to boot! No charades for me.|sorry friends
BRAINFREEZE|BRAINFREEZE
Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit|Just discovered a shortcoming of Gravity. When you use Twitpic (integrated) it doesn`t subtract the pic URL from the 140 character limit
My sunburn is peeling,|My sunburn is peeling,
perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped|perky purple nail polish isn`t as perky when its chipped
URL - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.|URL - before they put a CAMERA in the smokers pit. i can no longer vandalize that door, without being caught.
Laying ALONE!! Since Mook`s soo comfy in his f`n play pen. I thought it was ill at first now I don`t have no one to cuddle with...|I don`t have no one to cuddle with..
I hate the dentist|hate
nothing aimed at you, just joining in...sorry|.sorry
I`m taking a twitter break. Cell is dying|dying
qood morninq|qood morninq
writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.|writing my english original writing storyyyyy. and listening to `a little respect` by erasure aaaaaah.
needs more followers|needs more followers
I wish I could get my nails done stupid job|stupid job
The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form aww URL|The little wormy from labyrinth sadly passed away today but its ok as hes still around in a happy ghost form
the 'no pants' idea could be the new attempt world-wide to attract business back to the airlines.|the 'no pants' idea could be the new attempt world-wide to attract business back to the airlines.
Have a good one|Have a good on
yep infact she is popular, miss india 99, talented film actress .... and lot more|she is popular,
Dosen`t Want To Go To Work Tomorrow|Dosen`t Want To
Daniel has won DSDS. His voice is great.|His voice is great.
[-O] i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.. URL|i wish the birthday massacre would come to australia i think they said they`re thinking about it tho.
was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend|was hoping to go to Red Lobster this weekend
USER u mean jack barakat`s?! wow so have u ever gone to his house? Hehe i mean ur ssoo lucky to have the address!|lucky
I sure do hope it becomes 4:20 this afternoon ...|I sure do hope
it means that you are now FAMOUS. Congrats!|Congrats!
My phone passed away yesterday.. He jumped off the table Searching for a new phone...|passed away
I have such fantastic friends, including several ones met through here! thanks for being in my life - you are such amazing people!|you are such amazing people!
tamlyn wishes she was as cool as my sock draw|cool
so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww|so no rice or crusty bread with the chili .... aawww
We are of like minds this evening , my dear!|We are of like minds this evening , my dear!
come and save me from my packing please?!|come and save me from my packing please?!
Yes, I love tea. If that makes me typically English then so be it|Yes, I love tea.
a mouth for sure|a mouth for sure
USER I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend|I finally just have 1 hour of history... at 3.00 pm! but I went to my highschool at 8.00 am to make some homework with a friend
pancakes!! with lemon and sugar thanks!|thanks!
Si, no bueno I guess I just don`t entertain him :/|s I just don`t entertain him :/
I`m so hunrgy right now and these heels kill me I can hardly walk in them|kill me
both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole! cant get in my car. so much for technology|both electronic keys stopped working. there is no keyhole!
Yay, three followers! Good to know more than one person in this big wide world likes fishies.|Good
'my name is Tony!!!!!! ...not hey!!!!' - poor tony|poor tony
Goodmorning|Goodmorning
Took a shift tomorrow. I don`t really feel like working right now.|I don`t really feel like
I love mine, too . happy motherï¿½s day to your mom , John Taylor . much love to you, too .|I love mine, too . happy motherï¿½s day to your mom , John Taylor . much love to you, too
Saw a black snake in the garden. Went back for a picture and it was gone|Saw a black snake in the garden. Went back for a picture and it was gone
URL - We bought Ludi her own rug. Dogs are the best|best
No waterfront anymore faccia luna and clarendon will have to do|No waterfront anymore
loves her mum very much! Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful mothers out there|loves her mum very much! Happy Mothers Day to all the wonderful mothers out there
Slipped up and caught the flu feeling like poop!|feeling like poop!
i have an urge to play wow but i have to wait 2 weeks til im at my dads! 5+47DAYS TIL MCFLY, im so excited (L)|excited
Ok ... the passengers ... no one is alive ... they`re all dead ... you just don`t know it til the end ... then you cry ...|then you cry ...
Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.|Discovered and are sharing on G reader with me and didn`t even know it. Sigh.... I`m such a G reader newb.
is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has|is chilled out tonite, so cannot spew venom or write funny. Seems like these are the only 2 styles she has
If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.|If u do, please pray 4 me. Lord knows I need it.
aaaaaw i want to live in the USA|aaaaaw i want to live in the USA
Morning tweeple|Morning tweeple
Hey, I didn`t get any !!!|Hey, I didn`t get any !!!
Now you only have 2 hours to sleep... - Rest if you need it.|- Rest if you need it.
That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!|That makes my day so much better, it`s been a rough one. Did I mention I love the new photo!
I don`t want to sit at home on prom night. Someone hang out with me|I don`t want to sit at home
Is heading home from foot surgery and wishing she had a boyfriend to come over and cuddle with|wishing
concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!|concert tonight chackin out and not coming tomorrow!
what happened? I thought you were coming back today....|what happened? I thought you were coming back today....
lol dammit well then next time then|dammit
lol. just don`t ever forget me|lol.
Still jealous|Still jealous
URL - Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there|Me at Forever 21 Ethan couldn`t be there
NOW IM SAD BUT IM NOT GIVING IN FIRST..I DIDNT DO NOTHING!!!! :**-(|SAD
this week of mine was not easy! but finally it`s over! (:|not easy!
Wow what a beautiful picture... and by the way....I am straight....just wanted to let you know!!! Bella|Wow what a beautiful pictur
In Arch. Drawing. Checking out MVCC`s CAD degree. Looks good to me|Looks good
'there are people and then there are pencils' some are sharp, some are not and some can be sharpened my pencil philosophy.....|'there are people and then there are pencils' some are sharp, some are not and some can be sharpened my pencil philosophy.....
just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!|just about to go home. I`m usually `mr. positive` but this has been one of those daze. well, 15 mins until tomorrow!
but you always have lee. Let`s go to Paris|but you always have lee. Let`s go to Paris
you know you want to come keep me company whilst mum`s at her friends for the night it`s such a nice evening!|a nice
cooking with my dad having lots of fun in the kitchen together|having lots of fun
Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous|Bouncing Rush makes me feel nauseous
Off to Woolsery this morning to (hopefully) see North Molton U16 clinch the North Devon League title. Lovely day for it|Lovely day for it
playing singstar without my fave duetter|playing singstar without my fave duetter
you`re missing out, bb! i`m such a cereal nut, i think i like every kind available.|i like
That`s just weird... :\ Oh, and what was it you were drawing for me?|That`s just weird... :\
Just woke up :o mums singing to her new gn`r cd replacement i bought because im a good daughter|im a good daughter
The birds are out,, oh man... That`s NOT cool && I didn`t sleep yet for the night!!!|That`s NOT cool
250 miles down, only 1750 to go. Thats ok, u2 on the radio alwas helps.|alwas helps.
My Street Fighter IV skills are lacking, can`t beat Seth on easy.|lacking,
FIL 461 with cool people like me|cool
Good Morning!!! Work and then it`s ESPN`s Sunday night Baseball. hopefully it won`t get rained out|Good
i think it`s under a honeymoon by the good life -- either that or it`s under a honey moon by joseph arthur.|i think it`s under a honeymoon by the good life -- either that or it`s under a honey moon by joseph arthur.
my son got stung by a bug for the first time his little finger is slightly swollen.|swollen.
it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online|it was hours ago i came in.... and it`s only now i realised when i went to buy something online
oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.|oh just referring to our lil exchange on LJ with regards to twitter archive postings.
Bumping dj opus in the drunk in the car. lmao. Don`t act like u don`t know.|Don`t act like u don`t know.
Why kiss the feet of the people who kick you when you can be anything that you want to? morning everyone! Hope you have the best day ever|best
Here`s a brief preview: URL OMG James is creepy in that role! I`m scared of him|! I`m scared of him
I`m missing crab legs and attending my going away instead!|missing
Hicks are mean!|mean!
gettn ready to take a trip to Jersey my dad`s not doing so good, he needs a new heart~whoeva see`s this please say a prayer for my dad|not doing so good,
back soon, need to run to the shops and cut the grass|back soon, need to run to the shops and cut the grass
I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.|I`m up. I have a plan to transform my bedroom today. Random.
Home until tomorrow. Did my running and spinning. Now time for chiropractor, laundry, shopping, and visiting family. Missing nathan|Missing
thats another sponsor|thats another sponsor
And most of us are going to be stuck in an office, some without windows|stuck
No it`s not sad. Should make you proud|sad.
Sorry, we`ll try to keep it down.|Sorr
is home alone.. Doing hw|is home alone.. Doing hw
According to , a quarter of families under six live in poverty.|live in poverty.
the plan to not spend money is not going well|not going well
uploading all my bamboozle pictures of facebook|uploading all my bamboozle pictures of facebook
congratulations ! you guys finish a month early than we do. booo|congratulations
actually, I wish I was back in Tahoe. I miss it there.|I miss it there
Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed|Woke Up,I Wanna Stay In My bed
but my bday is JUNE 19.. this is wack... and ihavent seen any promotions for my bday party someone better finagle this asap!|wack.

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train_df[train_df.sentiment != "neutral"].selected_text_____no_output_____for s in train_df[train_df.sentiment != "neutral"].selected_text:
    if "USER" in s or "URL" in s: print(s)USER Is that why you aint answer my call? Thought we were homies!?
This song is a slap on you face!! ? URL
USER Can`t we just all get along?
USER
wants see my friends ;-) URL
USER miss you too :`( it is!i never want to come home.....seriously
USER ah that`s annoying
your web URL looks good
USER**** ï¿½ cant im not @ my sister house no ï¿½-net tonite
Sorry I can not reach either URL
thanks USER
USER I got excited when I thought that exhibit was in Sydney. But it`s not
USER I know the feeling
USER how exciting!!! looking forward to pics on facebook ****
USER happy birthday
URL - this is my Ohio is for lovers tattoo got the design off the shirt.. haha but I lost the shirt
Oh yeaah. we`ll still be bffs aha USER.
Haven`t seen USER or USER
USER cool, catch you laterz!!!
USER
Daddy just left.................without me URL
USER,
add me up: URL friendster.
USER I blame yo
USER I can`t find the original on blip.fm and the Ex Models version, not so much...
Feel I`ve got a real bargain from URL ï¿½80 cheaper than the place I almost used.
USER it`s entirely possible

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from nbdev.export import notebook2script
notebook2script()Converted 00_core.ipynb.
Converted 01-preprocessing.ipynb.
Converted 01-squad-utils.ipynb.
Converted 02-tokenizers.ipynb.
Converted 03-datasets.ipynb.
Converted 04-models.ipynb.
Converted post-process.ipynb.