1. INTRODUCTION

2. A TALE OF TWO DISTRIBUTIONS

3. HIGH CONTRAST IMAGING DATA SET
3.1. SEEDS
3.2. GDPS
3.3. NICI
3.4. Targets with Uncertain MG Membership

4. BAYESIAN AGES

5. SUBSTELLAR COOLING MODELS

6. STATISTICAL FRAMEWORK
6.1. The Exoplanet Distribution Function
6.2. Model Constraints

7. RESULTS AND DISCUSSION
7.1. Limits on an RV Distribution Function
7.2. A Single Substellar Distribution Function
7.3. Limitations

8. CONCLUSIONS