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The Spirit is Willing

Eric woke up in the full knowledge that it was Saturday morning, and that he could be lazy and lie in bed for as long as he liked. He also knew that he didn't have anything to do, and that today would be a good day to maybe get some writing done, if his muse would cooperate.

What Eric also knew was that he felt a very pleasant sensation running across his chest. It was the sensation of a slender female arm pressed lightly against him.

Eric's eyes opened very wide at that realization.

There were two problems with what was happening to Eric just then. The first was, as inexperienced with women as he was, he had no idea how to deal with a woman caressing him in this manner. The second problem was a little more distressing.

He had not gone to bed with anyone the night before.

Eric rolled over quickly. It turned out to be a little too quickly, as he was so near the edge of the bed already that his move actually threw him completely out of the bed. As he was falling to the floor, he thought he caught a glimpse of auburn waves, but when his ass met the rather hard floor and his head bumped into the nightstand, he couldn't be sure he hadn't imagined it.

"Fuck," he muttered to himself, reaching up to rub the growing knot on his head. As he brought his hand down, he looked up to see the most wonderful brown eyes staring back at him. He had not imagined the auburn tresses that caressed the face of this beauty.

"Good morning," she said with a smile that beamed sunlight directly into his heart. "I hope you're not hurt..."

Eric was far too stunned to speak. His mouth hung agape as he stared at one of the most beautiful faces he had ever seen. He felt dizzy, and out of focus. It was as if someone were messing with the monitor controls on his life. He made some very incoherent noises that refused to resolve themselves into words before he finally took a deep breath.

"Um... who are you?" he asked, shakily and with no small amount of concern.

She giggled at him. "Well, I'm Bridget, silly. Boy, you must have bumped your head harder than I thought if you can't recognize your own muse."

"Uh..." he said, rather intelligently, he thought.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Bridget asked, a look of concern creasing her splendid features.

"Yeah, I, uh, guess so. He rubbed his head again, wondering if he was dreaming. He could not recall a dream that had hurt this much, though. He tried to sit up, but most of his muscles said they were quite comfortable right where they were, thank you, and why didn't he just lie here for a while?

Eric gave up the struggle, and settled back to look up at the lovely woman who claimed to be, of all things, his muse. He knew this had to be some kind of trick, or perhaps a game his friend Robert was playing on him.

Sighing heavily, he asked her, "Who sent you?"

Bridget became confused. "Nobody sent me. You called for me."

"Yeah, right. Look, I'm not really in the mood for practical jokes this morning."

Eric thought he saw a tear in Bridget's eye. "You don't want me?" she asked.

Oh, shit, he thought to himself. Now what?

"I, uh... didn't say that, exactly... Look, I'm a little confused."

Bridget's features brightened. To Eric's dismay, she slipped out of the bed and straddled his waist, her forearms pressed gently against his chest, and her eyes mere inches from his own. This was disturbing to him because he had just discovered that Bridget was not wearing any clothes.

"Confused, huh? Maybe you've got a concussion. Maybe I'll have to care for you all day. Maybe..." she said, with a wicked twinkle in her eyes, "you need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"

Having said that, Bridget pressed her lips tightly to Eric's. He was too stunned to react at first, but he had to admit – after the shock had passed – that it felt damned good to be kissing a girl. As it was the first time in his nineteen years that he had done so, he decided to enjoy the experience. He kissed back, clumsily but enthusiastically, and Bridget did not seem to mind his ineptitude.

Their kiss continued for long moments, and it was as if Bridget was able to coach him without saying a word. He felt more confident in himself as he continued to kiss her. Just then, he felt her tongue slip out of her mouth and run across his lips. He knew what she wanted, and he hesitantly opened his mouth to let in the slippery intruder.

As Bridget's tongue began its invasion, she slipped her hands down off Eric's chest onto the floor. As she did that, Eric could now feel the wonderful weight of her ample tits pressing against his chest. He groaned at the sensation, as his tongue was being assaulted by hers. He began to slip his tongue against hers, and she purred deep in her throat, which vibrated her tongue and sent shivers down his spine.

Bridget's hands began to caress Eric's sides, and he was going into sensory overload. The bump on his head was long forgotten as he concentrated on kissing this beautiful, if mysterious, woman. He finally got up the courage to move his hands, and he embraced her, allowing his hands to rub across her back. He felt her shiver slightly from that, but he didn't really know what that meant. She didn't pull away from him, however, so he continued to lightly stroke her silky smooth skin.

After a while, however, Bridget did pull away from him, and sat up. His hands naturally fell from her back to rest on her hips. She smiled down at him as he stared up at her... well, he was clearly staring at her tits, and not her face. Bridget took hold of his hands, and gently brought them upward. She placed his hands on her breasts and held them there.

Now that the focus of his attention was no longer in view, Eric moved his gaze up to meet Bridget's. Her warm smile encouraged him to act. Slowly, shakily, his fingers began to move on her breasts. Bridget's eyes closed halfway, and she let out another soft moan. As his fingers gently stroked over the skin of her tits, his palms were rubbing against her nipples, and it was sending sparks of pleasure throughout her body. She leaned forward slightly, to allow him better reach, and was rewarded with a more active partner. She reveled, for several moments, in the feel of his hands against her chest.

Finally, Bridget knew it was time to move to the next step. She bent down once again and kissed Eric. She felt a sense of loss as his hands slipped from her tits to stroke her sides, but she knew that good feelings would be coming soon.

As they kissed, Bridget reached down and pressed her hand against Eric's dick. His underwear was drenched, and she didn't know if he'd come already, or if her juices had done all of that. As her slender fingers caressed his hard cock, he moaned. Bridget shifted herself slightly – without breaking their kiss – and brought both hands down to Eric's briefs. She grasped the waistband, and pulled insistently. It didn't take Eric long to get the idea, and he raised up as much as he could to let her pull them off. It still took a bit of time, but neither of them seemed to mind as their kissing continued unabated.

When Bridget had finally worked Eric's underwear past his hips, she broke their kiss. She sat up, and looked down to see his hard cock resting between her legs. Her eyes devoured the sight, and her tongue snuck out to wet her lips. She reached back to finish pulling Eric's briefs out of the way, but she didn't move off of him. She was worried he might chicken out on her. As his muse, she knew he was out of his depth, but it was her job to see that he grew comfortable with the situation.

Bridget looked down at her soon-to-be lover, and smiled warmly. She took his dick into her small hand, and caressed it lightly. Eric groaned loudly at the sensation. Holding his cock in place, Bridget raised up to position him at her entrance. Pausing for a moment to enjoy her own anticipation, she took a deep breath. As she let it out, she also allowed herself to sink onto his cock. She released her breath in one long, happy sigh as Eric's prick slipped further and further into her velvety grip.

For Eric's part, his mind was in overload. He had never been on a successful date in his life, and now, here he was, suddenly having sex with this wonderful goddess of a woman. He could feel her cunt gripping him, her muscles rippling along his length, squeezing him in wonderful ways. She leaned forward slightly, and that change in position sent shocks of pleasure from his toes to his hair.

"You're supposed to be helping," Bridget said lightly. She smiled at him, and looked down at herself. He finally got her meaning, and he returned his hands to her breasts, to massage and caress them. Bridget moaned, and then she began to move her hips.

Eric was completely unprepared for the feelings that this sent through his body. He uttered a loud groan as his mind attempted to assimilate the sensations. His hands faltered as his brain locked for several seconds. Meanwhile, Bridget kept moving above him, her hips rolling in a way that seemed to cause continuous new sensation on his dick.

Finally, after a long moment, Eric's brain finally seemed to adjust. His hands returned to their caresses, and he looked up at Bridget in awe.

"That's... indescribable!" he grunted out. He was breathing hard and his body was already covered in a light sheen of sweat. Bridget smiled down at him, hoping that he would soon become more active.

After a while, Eric's hips began to move, and Bridget sighed at the feel of it. As she rolled into him, his hips would move upward, thrusting his dick deeper into her pussy. The sensation sent waves of bliss throughout her being, and she could feel her heat rising.

Eric watched in fascination as Bridget began to move faster. He could sense that something was happening, and he moved his hips in time with her body. Suddenly, her face twisted into a strange expression, and she let out a loud moan of ecstasy. He could feel her juices washing over his dick, and her muscles twinged repeatedly. He knew enough from the movies he'd seen that she was having an orgasm. He continued to thrust up into her, and this seemed to push her even higher. Her pussy began to ripple along his cock, and he loved how that felt.

Bridget's climax seemed as if it would never end, and the feelings her pussy was causing were pushing Eric closer to his own peak. Finally, he slammed his hips up into her, burying his cock fully inside of her, and let loose his own grunts of joy. Bridget cried out again at the feel of his cum splashing inside of her, and the two thrashed together for some moments before finally calming down from the heights of their pleasure.

Eric knew he had much to learn about relationships and sex. One of the first things he learned was that there is no cool way, with a beautiful woman resting on top of you after – he thought – really great sex, to tell her that you really need to go to the bathroom. He tolerated the discomfort until at last she moved slightly to his side. He took the opportunity to roll slightly, so they were side by side now. He kissed her softly, and then he moved to get up, rather surprised that his body was going to let him, despite its earlier protests about moving.

When he had finished up his necessary activities, he came back to the room. He was glad to see that Bridget had moved back to the bed, since it was obviously more comfortable to lie on than the floor. He was a little disconcerted that she was still lying there naked, however. Then again, he himself wasn't wearing anything. He joined her on the bed, and she immediately snuggled up next to him. Instinctively, he wrapped his arm around her, and it just felt so right for her to be there. He softly caressed her skin, and he kissed her tenderly.

"So... who are you, really?" he asked, less demandingly this time.

She looked at him for a long moment. "I really am your muse, Bridget. You don't remember calling for me?"

He had. During one of his darker moments, after having yet again been turned down for a date, he had wished that someone, anyone, could teach him what he was doing wrong with girls. His exact words were, "Why is it my muse can let me write about being with girls, but won't let me actually be with one?" Of course, he had not expected his muse to show up...

"So, you mean I just got laid for the first time by a ghost?"

"I am not," Bridget said somewhat archly, "a ghost."

"Sor-ry," Eric said defensively. He caressed a certain spot by way of apology, and that earned him a beautiful smile. That smile led to a kiss, and the kiss... well, led to the rest of the day.

The following morning at breakfast, it was clear to Eric that Bridget was upset about something. As he set her breakfast down in front of her, he asked, "What's the matter?"

Bridget stared at her food with a smile. She looked up at him. "First off, muses don't eat breakfast. Or lunch, or dinner, for that matter."

"Oh," he said sheepishly. "Sorry."

"That's okay," she replied with a beautiful smile. "It's the thought that counts." She sobered after a second, and said, "We do need to talk."

Eric sat down and gave her his complete attention, with the exception of beginning to eat his own breakfast, since he was extremely hungry. They'd only stopped long enough for him to eat once the previous day, and he was famished.

Bridget pulled herself inward, almost seeming to grow smaller. "I'm sure you realize that I'm not 'real'. In fact, the only person who can even see me, is you."

"But... how come I can, like, feel you and..." he said, his mouth stuffed with scrambled eggs.

"Muses are magic. It's taken a great deal of magic to bring me this far into the world, and I can come no farther on my own. No one else can see me, hear me, or feel me, though I can make them not see things that are happening to you. So, for instance, if we go out in public together, you can talk to me. No one will notice you doing it."

"Are you going to put on clothes when we're in public?" Eric asked. She wasn't wearing any now.

"Why? You've already seen all I've got," she said with an impish grin. "Because of the nature of your writing, I'm a highly... uh... 'sexual' muse. I almost never wear clothing. What's the point?"

Eric blushed at the thought of going outside with her not wearing anything, even if no one else could see her.

"Anyway, there is more. After one revolution of the moon, I'll have to return to my home within you."

Eric frowned. "Damn. I knew it couldn't last."

"There is a way to allow you to enjoy the company of your muse permanently," she said.

"How's that?"

"By the rules, you must seduce a woman. It must be a very particular woman, who I will show to you, if you want to do that."

"Seduce? Bridget, before yesterday I hadn't even slept with a woman, let alone seduced one! I can't do that!"

"Shh," she said, reaching across to touch his arm. "I'll help you. I'll teach you. What you need is confidence, and only experience will give you that confidence. You can do it, and if you want a permanent playmate, you have to."

Eric nibbled pensively on his bacon, considering the idea. "You'll tell me what to do?"

"I'll teach you what works," she corrected.

"And you'll be with me forever, then? What, in the body of that woman?"

"Something like that. It's complicated."

"I don't want to lose you, even if you're still inside my head."

"So, you'll try?"

Eric nodded. "I'll give it my best shot."

"Good for you. You've taken the hardest first step. I think you deserve a reward."

As she got up and came around the table, he wondered if breakfast was the only meal he was going to get today.

The following night, Eric drove to the club that Bridget pointed out to him. He wondered how she knew about clubs, since he had never gone to any, but she refused to enlighten him.

Typical. Even my own muse treats me like a mushroom.

Eric walked in and chose a booth in the corner of the room. He was still blushing from walking beside an altogether naked invisible woman. He was even more disconcerted when she sat in his lap, rather than across from him. The waitress who came over was completely oblivious to the awkwardness that Eric was feeling.

"What can I getcha?" the waitress asked nicely.

"Uh, just a beer, thanks," Eric stammered. The waitress cocked an eyebrow at him in confusion, but nodded and went to get his beer.

"You're going to have to settle down, tiger," Bridget said.

"You're not helping," Eric said to her.

"You've got to learn to be comfortable with a woman touching you. It has to become completely natural, you have to learn to enjoy it."

"Oh, I already enjoy it," he said with a smirk.

"Okay," she said, wiggling her bottom against his already-hard cock. "Granted, you do enjoy it, but you're not comfortable with it."

"Maybe it's just because no one can see how beautiful my date is," he shot back. Bridget smiled at him wonderfully.

"See, now all you have to do is treat Julie like that, and we'll be all set!"

"Your target."

"You already know who it is?"

"I knew that before I ever came to you. I would have had to. I couldn't waste time looking for a suitable girl, we've only got twenty-six days left."

"Oh. Yeah, I guess that makes sense."

The waitress came back and set Eric's beer down in front of him, giving him kind of an odd look. Just as he was about to thank her, Bridget ran her tongue along his earlobe.

"Th-thank Y-you," Eric stammered. His vocal chords seemed to be having a tough time with the script tonight, he noticed.

"C-minus on that one, Baby," Bridget purred into his ear. He ran his hand down along her ass, and she cooed.

"You're gonna get it, you know," he warned her.

She wiggled her ass against his cock again. "Mmm. Oh, believe me, I'm ready for it. You wanna do me right here?"

"Bridget!" he said in a whining cry.

"No one would see us. They'd just see you drinking your beer..."

"You're no fun..."

"That's not what you said yesterday..."

She snuggled tight against him and hummed, remembering yesterday.

It took over an hour before Julie walked in the door. When Bridget pointed to her, Eric's jaw dropped. The woman she indicated was a 5'4" creature of beauty. Her flaming red hair seemed to dance around her face as she walked. Even from here, he could see the sparkle in her vivid green eyes. Her skin was pale, but unfreckled, though they would not have seemed out of place. Her body was very well proportioned, with an ample bust and splendid ass. Her legs were slender and shapely, encased in jeans that seemed more like paint than denim. Eric was in total awe.

"That's Julie?"

"Yes. And stop drooling."

"Bu... Bridget, I can't seduce her... She's a goddess!"

"What am I," Bridget sniffed, "chopped liver?"

"I happen to like chopped liver," Eric said, kissing her softly in contrition.

"You can do it, Eric. You'll just have to actually try for once. Now, go get yourself another beer, and say hi to her while you're at the bar."

"Go! No arguing!" Bridget got up off his lap to let him up, and shooed him out of the booth.

Eric walked numbly across the room to the bar. He stood next to the lovely goddess, and apparently his heart wanted a better look, because it seemed to have gotten stuck in his throat on its way out his mouth. His ears evidently thought they were neon signs, because they were burning brightly.

He managed to get the bartender's attention, and order a beer. While his jaw seemed oiled enough to continue working, he turned to Julie, and attempted to speak.

At this point, his vocal chords, fed up with the script for the evening, decided to go to their dressing room and wait for above-the-title billing. Eric's mouth moved as if to make words, but no sound came out. Luckily for what was left of his ego, Julie had not yet turned to face him. When she finally did, he managed a wan smile. She smiled back politely and nodded, which only made the rest of his face join his ears in their advertising campaign. He grabbed his beer hastily, and made his way across the room, attempting to coax his vocal chords back onstage with promises not to try to hit any more high notes.

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At that moment seven tentacles shot out of Ookami and plunged into every orifice of the young schoolgirl's body. She came instantly.

Faye, being the young whore that she is, started to massage her breasts right there in the cafeteria. As she bit on her own nipples she was scared that someone might find her masturbating right there but she could not resist. Her hands moved slowly down to her crotch where she found that her penis had grown fully erect.

As she waited her horniness grew to astounding levels. She began to massage her pussy through her panties as it started to soak the frabric. Pushing her panties to one side she plunged both hands into her wet sopping cunt while licking her own tits. As she came milk shot out from her nipples and her belly became swollen. "What? I'm pregnant?" She yelled out. But she was just too horny to stop. She realized she was actually being fucked and her stomach filled with ejaculate! But by who? No one was around. As she came and came her belly grew and soon it exploded and she died. The inivisible demon laughed and ate the remains of her cum soaked corpse.

Rush was bored so he decided to find the nearest girl and give her an enema. He placed a tube in Ayakami's asshole and filled it with motor oil. The girl squirmed and pleaded for him to stop but his lust was too insatiable. But Rush forgot like he always does that motor oil can kill someone if you put it in their ass and soon she was dead. No bother, he turned into a tentacle demon and fucked the corpse and came and then fucked the teacher that came in and fucked another girl on the way home, killing both. That night he watched the O'Reily factor and went to sleep.

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What most people didn't know is that Yuni was expelled from her last school for being a cum whore. That didn't change at her new school either. As she was moving things into her room a man approached her and asked to smell her feet. Being a young Japanese girl in a new school she could do nothing else but comply. He began to feel her ass and pussy and she squirmed and passively tried to push away but he slapped her and continued his assault on her ass. The juices now flowing like a waterfall from her cunt, she breathed heavily. She thought of asking the police officer watching and jerking off for help but she knew that would be pointless. As the man continued to lick her pussy she got so horny that she grew a penis right then and there. The man was not surprised at all, and continue to suck her dick while the officer took the back end. They came all over her.

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Tentacles: I want to believe

Scully gave the bath a final swoosh with her hand before getting in.

As she lay back she hummed along with the music from her iPhone. She was unaware of the presence outside the bathroom door.

Exhaustion overtook her and she quickly fell into a peaceful trance.

As her mind enjoyed naughty and unprofessional thoughts of Mulder, a tentacle pushed open the door.

Silently it slipped into the room, moving along the floor as it was joined by two more.

Coiled together, the tentacles made their way towards the bath. They secreted a clear film that lubricated their way and smeared where they’d been.

With ease the tentacles moved up the side of the bath and slipped over the edge and into into the water undetected.

With the lightest of touch two of the tentacles coiled around her ankles.

The third tentacle ensnared Scully’s throat causing her to snap out of her daydream. It pinned her in reaction to her instinctual and frantic clawing and jerking.

All three tentacles tightened and pulsed in unison now.

Unable to scream and only barely able to take a breath, Scully was helpless.

She thrashed but it was no use as the tentacles vastly overpowered her. Soon she lay entirely motionless in their rigid grip. Her muscles tired from their struggle and she slackened, having no option but to relax.

The tentacles sensed her body slacked, they responded immediately by resumed the exploration of her body.

Scully’s heart pounded in her chest as the tentacle around her throat reached with its tip to probe at her lips. In disgust she tried to turn her head away but couldn’t. The tentacle tip was slightly pointed and ridged along its surface. It smeared its slippery ooze on her lips as it parted them and moved inside her mouth.

The ooze coated her tongue and she noted its bitter taste.

Scully needed to scream for help but she was completely helpless. The tentacles continued their assault.

The tentacles previously around her ankles had slowly explored upward and after finding her holes, slipped insider her.

Laying there, unable to move, Scully’s eyes filled with tears. She was frightened and confused.

It occurred to her that if the tentacles wanted to hurt her they could have already. The one wrapped around her neck seemed to be toying with her. It sensed just how far to squeeze to keep her from screaming but still keep her conscious.

As they explored her body cavities the tentacles worked independently of each other.

Scully tried to remain calm as they held her tight. She desperately tried to come up with a plan to escape but found herself distracted by how pleasurable the probing was. She realised with a start that she was turned on.

The tentacles felt similar to large cocks and she had three of them inside her.

They writhed and squirmed and moved in a way no cock ever could. They stroked her insides, sending ripples of pleasure through her core.

She cursed her body for finding this invasion so enjoyable.

It wasn’t long before Scully’s body took over, quietening her mind and letting her climax in spasms of pleasure.

As her orgasm subsided she felt the tentacle in her mouth suddenly begin tensing and jerking. It squirted something into her throat. There was a lot of it and she was forced to swallow. She felt similar tensing and jerking in her other holes now, the tentacle’s each taking their turn to spasm with pleasure.

When they’d finished throbbing they slid out of her holes. Scully coughed and gasped for breath as all three tentacles released her and retreated.

She lay in the bath water breathless, dazed and glowing. Never had she experienced anything like that. Tentacle semen leaked from her body.

The bath water was slimmed and soiled by the various fluids produced by the tentacles.

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Mother had had the party catered, but there was still a lot of cleanup, and a lot of wine glasses and juice tumblers that needed to be washed. For two hours, the two women had been cleaning dishes. Then, they had taken the kids' presents out of their clever hiding places and put them under the tree, moving as quietly as possible to keep from waking their families up. Now that the chores were over, the sisters indulged themselves in a bottle of wine while they relaxed in the living room. The tree was gorgeous, and the women had a long quiet moment while they stared at the colorful lights, and the enormous collection of wrapped gifts underneath t he branches, and listened to a CD of Christmas carols sung by their favorite country singers.Lynn's kids, five year old Leah and seven year old Matthew Jr., were asleep in Lynn's old room, snoring gently in Lynn's old bed. Her husband Matthew was in the guest room, having passed out an hour ago, after everyone else had left. Sharon's kids and husband were camped out in Sharon's old room. Joseph on the bed, twelve year old Janette, and ten year old Paula in their sleeping bags on Lolita Toplists the floor. Their mother, Carol was in her room with her new husband Bert, both of them had crashed out right after the party ended. Carol had wanted to stay up and clean, but Lynn and Sharon wouldn't have it.It was nice to have a calm moment after all the activity. The two sisters drank their wines as they listened to the music and stared at the tree and appreciated the calmness.Lynn had her Christmas sweater on. Red with little green hollys above her left breast. Her kids had gotten it for her last year. She'd paired it with some khaki slacks that fit tightly around her midsection, which still showed a little evidence of her pregnancy, despite her best efforts to get rid of it.Sharon had her favorite jean skirt on, which came up to just below her knees and was slit halfway up the left side. She'd worn a semi-sheer red blouse, open just enough to show some cleavage.Sharon broke the silence, smiling wistfully as she enjoyed=2 0her wine. "Let me ask you something," she said."What?""Do you ever think about those things we used to do when we were kids?"Lynn paused while she finished her mouthful of wine. "What brought that on?" she asked.Sharon traced the lip of her glass with her finger. "Being in this house always makes me Lolita Toplists think about it.""I guess I think about it a lot. Not as much as I used to.""I still have some of those pictures you drew of me," Sharon said. "I still love the one of us on top of the cliff."Lynn cast her face downward, blushing. "We had some good times, didn't we?"Sharon nodded, thinking about the couch she was sitting on, where exactly eighteen years ago tonight, she and Lynn had first kissed as more than sisters.Eighteen years earlier, Sharon had been fourteen, and Lynn had been eleven. They had always been close, many times closer than any of their friends were with their siblings. Sharon played volleyball at her Junior High school, and was popular at school. Lynn was not very athletic, preferring to spend her time alone reading books in her room. Lynn remembered at the beginning of her sixth grade year (Sharon's ninth grade year) watching Sharon playing volleyball with her team, noticing her sister's butt moving in her black volleyball briefs, and gradually developing a crush on her older sister. She would later realize her crush was just a typical pre-teen girl-crush, but at the time seemed intense and uncontrollable. She would lean against the bathroom door, listening to Sharon when she was in the shower. When she was alone in the house, she would roll around on Sharon's bed, and when she was feeling particularly naughty, she'd rifle through Sharon's underwear drawer, trying on the frilly and satiny things that didn't even fit her.She'd been jealous of Sharon's body, and was fascinated with Sharon's bras. At fourteen, Sharon was pretty well endowed, but Lynn was flat as a board. Sharon's hips were growing wide and curvy, while Lynn's body was skinny and straight. Sharon had pubic hair, which she obsessively trimmed, while Lynn's area was only covered in light blond peach-fuzz. When Sharon wasn't around, Lynn would try on her bras, and admire herself in Sharon's full-length mirror.Sharon never told her sister that she knew she'd been going through her underwear drawer. She never told her that she was in Lynn's room one day looking for a pencil eraser, and came across a series of drawings she'd made of Sharon. Crude, but promising drawings of Sharon playing volleyball, or posing in her bras. In one picture, she and Lynn were standing on a dramatic cliff, dressed in long, flowing dresses, holding each other and kissing passionately. At first, all this disturbed her, but eventually, she found it flattering. In fact, the secret attention that her sister was paying her started her thinking in that way about Lynn, despite the fact that she had had a steady boyfriend of three months. Sure, her sister was physically underdeveloped, but she was attractive just the same. Long, blond hair usually done up in pigtails. Lithe, coltish legs. Silly sense of humor and radiant smile.Sharon would tease her sister. Knowing Lynn's fascination with her lingerie, she would leave a blouse button unbuttoned, and relish the way Lynn would drive herself nuts trying not to look at her exposed bra. She would walk into Lynn's room after a shower, wearing a towel around her brown hair and another around her body. When they went shopping, Sharon always took Lynn into Victoria's Secret, asking her if she liked this pair of panties, or this one better. She made mental notes about which types of lingerie Lynn liked.The girls would watch TV together and Lynn would snuggle up against her sister, enjoying her scent, loving just being close to her. Sharon loved it too, but tried not to show it.At first, it was innocent. A playful teasing of her sister, but as this went along, and Sharon saw how intensely Lynn looked at her, she began to wonder if she was developing feelings for her own sister. At night, she'd carry herself to sleep with thoughts of Lynn, dancing in her room, wearing Sharon's underwear.That Christmas Eve, after their mom went to bed, Sharon snuck out of20her room and down the hall to the living room. Lynn was awake, watching TV on the red couch, wrapped in a quilt their mom had made a few years earlier."Hey," Sharon said."Hey," Lynn said back. She held open the quilt, and Sharon climbed under it. The girls snuggled up together and settled in."Whatcha watching?" Sharon asked."Nothing," Lynn said. "Just channel surfing.""Hey," Sharon said suddenly, "Let me ask you something.""What?""Can I kiss you?"Lynn pulled back, comically. "What?""You heard me.""You want to kiss me?"Sharon nodded, and chewed at her lower lip."Why?""I know that you go through my underwear drawer."Lynn blushed hotly and turned away from her sister, opening her mouth to form some sort of denial, but unable to produce one."It's okay," Sharon laughed. "I minded it at first, but now I think it's kinda cute.""Really?""Yeah," she said. "And I found those pictures you drew of me.""Oh, God," Lynn said. "I'm so embarrassed.""Don't be!" Sharon told her. "They're really good! You should be an artist!""Yeah," Lynn scoffed. "Naked pictures of my sister. Who would w ant to buy art from that kind of a creep?""There are creepier people out there," Lynn said. "My favorite one of your pictures is the one of you and me on the cliff kissing.""Oh, Jesus," Lynn said, holding her face in her hands. "I never wanted anyone else to see those as long as I lived!""Too late," Sharon said. "I figured as long as you were getting your jollies out of my underwear, I might as well see if you had any secrets."Sharon could sense Lynn's mortification. She put her arm around her sister. "Hey," She comforted, "It's okay. I think they're great, and I'm flattered that my beautiful, talented little sister is drawing pictures of me.""They don't mean anything!""Yes, they do," Sharon said.There was silence as Lynn kept her gaze away from Sharon, and Sharon picked her next words."So?" Sharon asked."So what?""Can I kiss you?""Why do you want to kiss me?"Sharon laughed. "Because I think you're cute, you twit.""I didn't know you liked girls."After a beat, Sharon met her sister's eyes. "I like you."They stared at each other for a long time, the tension in the room was incredible, the weight of their shared gaze was a heavy, physical=2 0thing. Sharon moved toward Lynn slowly, millimeter by millimeter. Lolita Toplists When Lolita Toplists she saw that Lynn wasn't backing away, she pursed her lips and closed her eyes, moving in for the kiss.They pecked at each other a few times. Then Sharon pressed harder, and probed Lynn's lips with her tongue. After a few moments, Lynn opened her own mouth and admitted Sharon's tongue. Their tongues entangled in one another as their wet lips smacked, and they breathed heavily through their noses. Sharon put her arm around Lynn's stomach, and pulled her closer, never breaking the kiss.All of Lynn's resistance fell when Sharon gingerly ran her hand over her breasts. Gently caressing them through Lynn's pajama top, running her fingers over them, front side and back side, rhythmically.Without breaking their magical kiss, Sharon took one of Lynn's hands in hers and placed it on her breast. The younger sister hesitated for a moment, then squeezed gingerly, then more forcefully. She pinched at Sharon's nipple, causing her to giggle, which broke their kiss.Sitting on the couch, forehead to forehead, breathing heavily in the comfortable glow of the Christmas tree, they touched each others faces and necks and shoulders. "Well?" Lynn asked. "Was it everything you thought it'd be?"Sharon nodded. "And more."Their breathing slowed, and it was a few minutes before Sharon asked, "Let me ask y ou another question.""Okay.""Can I take your top off?"Lynn's smile faded, ever so slightly. "My boobs aren't as big as yours," she said."It's okay, stupid," Sharon said. "They will be. I just want to feel your body on mine.""Does that mean I can take your top off?"Sharon nodded."Okay, then."Digging under the quilt, they each pulled the pajama top off the other, exposing their naked nubile torsos to each other. Lynn ran the tips of her fingers hypnotically over the smooth flesh of Sharon's breast, and Sharon cupped one of her sisters unformed fleshy mounds in hers. Their gaze burned hotly Lolita Toplists as they felt each other up.This time, Lynn moved in, forcing Sharon onto her back. Their warm bodies moving against one another in the cold house. Lynn kissed her sister forcefully, ravenously, as their hands explored each other.Breaking their kiss to allow themselves to breath, Sharon said, "Let me ask you something else.""What?" Lynn managed through heavy panting."Can I put my hand in your bottoms?""Jesus Christ, I thought you'd never ask," Lynn said. Without waiting for permission, she put her own hand down Sharon's bottoms, as Sharon was digging into Lynn's.Their fingers explored each other's gorgeous folds of flesh. Lynn pinched at Sharon's clit as Sharon made circles with her hand around her sister's. Their breathing intensified, and turned into tiny gasps of pleasure. Lynn slid a finger inside her sister, and then another one. Sharon responded, deftly tickling Lynn's g-spot while still playing with her clit.After a long time, during which the TV went completely unnoticed, the sisters climaxed together, willing themselves to hold in their cries of pleasure so that they didn't wake up their mom in her bedroom. Sharon watched Lynn's face as she came, her hooded eyes and open mouth were incredibly powerful. Lynn collapsed on top of Sharon, their fingers still inside each other. They lay like that for a long time, catching their breath, and kissing."That was awesome," Lynn said."I know," Sharon responded."You know," Lynn said, "I'm probably going to want to do that a lot with you."Sharon giggled. "I'm okay with that."After a while, they turned off the TV and each went to their respective beds, giving each other an altogether un-sisterly goodnight kiss as they parted.Their lovemaking sessions continued, at regular intervals. Until Sharon went off to college, their teenage bodies were all the sisters knew of sex. It was natural, it was beautiful, it was perfect. Their love for one another transcended the boundaries of filial love, and they were very happy. The night before she left, S haron and Lynn made love so forcefully, they thought they were both going to collapse from exhaustion.After Sharon went to college, the girls didn't see as much of each other, and they each fell into their own relationships. Their adventures with each other seemed childish, stupid and ridiculous. Neither liked thinking about them too much, as they'd moved on in their lives. But it was always at the back of their minds, their special bond they'd shared as teenagers in this house, on this couch.Eighteen years later, staring into their wine glasses, reliving their own favorite memories, the sisters sat in silence, listening to the music, revelling in the glow of the Christmas tree."I was watching your ass move all night as you were walking around," Sharon said, quietly. "I wanted to grab it and squeeze. I wanted to take you into the basement and feel you up like we did when we were kids.""How did all this come about?" Lynn asked."I guess I saw the picture of us in Mom's room, the one we took on the beach in California?"Lynn nodded. The picture was of the two girls in their two-piece swim suits, hugging each other and smiling brightly for the camera. Sharon's teenage nipples prominent, and Lynn's suit giving her a handsome camel-toe."If Mom knew what we did in that motel room that night, she'd shit herself," Lynn said."I know," Sharon said, laughing.They sat in silence, listening to the familiar melodies of the Christmas songs, sipping at their wine."So let me ask you something," Sharon said."What?""If I was to pull up my skirt and lay down on my back, would you come over here and kiss me?"Lynn nodded slowly. "I believe I would."Sharon drank off the rest of her wine, put her glass down and lay on her back on the couch, the very same couch they'd first tasted each other on. Scooching her butt around, she got the hem of her skirt above her hips, revealing her black lycra panties with the lace waistband. She put her arms behind her head and watched as Lynn stood, unbuckling her belt and unzipping her slacks.Lynn lay on the couch, on top of her sister, and for the first time in fourteen years, they kissed just as passionately as when they first had.Their hands roamed all over each other's bodies. Sharon's hands inside Lynn's pants, squeezing her butt through her silky white panties.Sharon opened her legs and let her sister grind her crotch into hers. The motion and the friction causing immediate waves of pleasure to radiate through Sharon's body. Lynn unbuttoned Sharon's blouse, and kissed her black bra, biting playfully at her nipples. Sharon pulled Lynn's red sweater over her head, revealing her own red bra, the cups of which were sheer, and her nip ples easily visible beneath the fabric.Lynn sat up, unclasping her bra, while Sharon eased herself up to work on her own. Soon they were off, and the women were back into each Lolita Toplists other, grinding and kissing and caressing passionately.Lynn's hand found it's way into the front of Sharon's panties, and Sharon slid over on the couch, causing them to lay on their sides. Lynn pushed Sharon's panties down her legs, and Sharon opened them wide to admit her sister's questing fingers. She then put her hand inside Lynn's panties, and tickled at the secret place she hadn't touched in more than a decade."God, I love you, Sharon," Lynn breathed, as her sister worked a finger, and then two inside her."I love you too, Lynn.""I didn't realize how much I missed this!"Their hands worked as their lips pressed into each other. Their breathing was heavy and powerful. Cooing sounds escaped their lips, and stifled moans of pleasure burst free.When the climax came, it came for both of them at the same time. They shuddered and clutched at one another, clenching their bodies together and gripping tightly. After the throes of ecstasy passed, they lay, holding each other close and listening to the sounds of their breathing.And then, another sound. "Ahem!"Lynn and Sharon looked up and saw their mom standing in the living room, in front of the Christmas tree, arms folded in front of her and a look of utter confusion on her face.Sharon could imagine how it must have looked to her. Her two daughters, on the couch, the eldest one with her legs spread as wide as they could go, the youngest with her slacks bunched at her ankles. Both women topless and both still with their fingers inside one another."Hi Mom," Lynn said, eventually. "Can you keep a secret?"
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Eroscillator 2 top deluxe - clitoral stimulator by Advanced response corp. - review by Brian

Eroscillator 2 top deluxe

Oscillating massager by Advanced response corp.

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Quality comes with a price

Overall this is a great product. But when buying something this expensive, unless you're rich, price has to come into it at least a little bit. Overall I felt this was a great toy that will last a long time but it wasn't so amazing or original that I'd tell everyone to go buy it. If you have already tried the cheaper options and want something with a good level of power but won't numb you or are looking for a different kind of stimulation then this might be for you.
No Numbing, Powerful, Long Cord, No Batteries To Wear Out, Well made
Price, Little Loud, Corded, Hand Gets Tired After A While
Rating by reviewer:
extremely useful review

The Eroscillator 2 top deluxe's big claim to fame is that is that it's not a vibrator but rather an oscillator, if that's even the correct word for it. It oscillates which means the head on it rotates side to side (quite fast I might add). Normal vibrators pound up and down not side to side. There is definitely a difference in the feel between this and a regular vibrator but the question is, is it worth the extra cost? That's what we'll be covering in this review.

Because it acts very similar to a vibrator, the Eroscillator can be used in pretty much all the same ways as a vibrator. You may find that there are actually some things that work better because it oscillates. For example, running the Eroscillator over my skin felt much nicer and was much more stimulating than with a regular vibrator. One of the biggest selling points of the Eroscillator is that it won't numb you like a high intensity vibrator can. Those that have an issue with this will enjoy the absence of this in the Eroscillator. This toy is primarily designed and marketed to woman but that doesn't mean it can't be used by men. So while it's great for clitoral stimulation, and to a lesser extent for vaginal or anal stimulation, it can also be used on a man's penis for some fairly strong stimulation.

Because it's waterproof, the Eroscillator can also be used in the bathtub. Of course care should still be taken to not get the wall plug in the water but otherwise everything else is waterproof once the plug on the bottom is inserted.

One thing I think this toy would be great for is teasing. You can make the sensations as soft or as hard as you wish and it makes for a fun teasing that leaves you wanting more.

The Deluxe version comes with two more attachments than the Plus version those are:
The Seven Pearls of the Orient - The Pearls one is mainly designed for internal use either anally or vaginally. One caution with this is since the attachment comes off pretty easily extra care should be taken when you used anally to avoid it slipping in

The French Legionnaire’s Mustache - This ones great for teasing but it also is actually quite capable of orgasming from as well.

Both the Deluxe and plug versions come with these attachments:
The Golden Spoon, Ball and Cup, Grapes and Cockscomb

Here are pictures/descriptions of the attachments from the product sheet:
Page 1
Page 2

The flat side of the Gold Spoon is good for flat surfaces like the penis shaft or the labia. The side with the tip seems to be designed specifically for clitoral stimulation.

The ball end of the ball and cup attachment seems well suited for the clitoris as well. It could work well for stimulating the nipples as well. It mentions using the ball side for vaginal exercise. Not sure what they mean by that.

I really like the grapes and cockscomb attachments. You can push down pretty hard and give a deeper "massage". This seems to be the attachment I end up orgasming with most of the time but the others are great for warming up or for lighter stimulation.

You'll also notice there are two more attachments you can buy. The Ultra Soft Finger Tip and the G-Point attachment.
  • Who / How / What
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

My first impressions of the Eroscillator were much better than I set myself up for after all the talk of it being butt ugly. I'll admit it's not super sexy but it's far from ugly. First everyone mentions that the color of the material is bad. While I'm not a huge fan of copper colored toys I found the color to be quite nice especially under good lighting. Second the softness of the attachments really surprised me. They're not overly soft but they have a nice give to them that was unexpected from looking at the pictures where they look so ridged. What's even more amazing was the hairs on the French Legionnaire’s Mustache attachment. I didn't even think about it before hand so I didn't have any expectations of what the hairs would feel like but after first touching them I said "Whoah those are really soft". Now thinking about it, it makes sense that they would be and I know it wouldn't be nearly as good if they were harder. Underneath the soft surface material, which I still do not know if it's silicone or TPR, is the hard plastic that connects to the main part of the toy. This gives the attachments some firmness that you can feel when you squeeze down on it.

The attachments had just about no odor. If anything I'd say it was a slightly sweet scent like I smell with a lot of the Tantus toys I get. The surface of the attachments has some grip to it but this is easily overcome with a little bit of lube, either natural or artificial, causing it to move very easily around.

I noticed all the attachments have a slightly rough spot (grapes and cockscomb seven pearls. I'm presuming this is the part where it was attached to the mold or something. I don't notice it during use so not that big a deal.
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

As I said, no one seems to like the design of this toy. I honestly found it pretty good. My main complaints are that since it's straight and long it's a little harder to use it internally where it's facing out away from you but since its primary use is external this isn't too big an issue. The toy is fairly light... at least when you start out. Depending on how long you go for your hand can start to get tired from holding it especially since in order to get the most stimulation you actually have to hold it barely touching the skin meaning you have to carry most of the weight.

This toy is very well designed and I can see this thing lasting for a VERY long time. Even though it's a plugin toy, it's still waterproof with the plug inserted on the bottom. I find it amusing that for such an expensive toy it's still made in China. There are three speeds and it's fairly easy to see what level you're at. A 0 is up at the top to show you the toys off. At the bottom are 1, 2 and 3 for speeds. The round cone top comes off easily for cleaning. So does the speed control switch.

One interesting part of the design is that the speed control switch appears to use magnets to adjust the speed (I'm guessing they used magnets to allow it to be completely waterproof). Taking it off you can see a magnet surrounded by green plastic with stub legs that provides the click action. One glitch I have noticed occasionally is sometimes when you put it back on after cleaning, the 2nd speed ends up being the same speed as the 1st. This seems to resolve itself after a while so it's not that big a deal.

The attachments are very easy to attach and remove. The bottom lines up easily with the toy's base.

The power cord is very long (10 feet) and this a real nice feature. Also, the toy will stand up even with the power plugged which is nice.

This toy is unfortunately not easy to hide. It's not huge but it's not very small either. Travelling should be fine although I'd probably put it in my check in luggage to avoid any embarrassing bag searches. Although the hitachi magic wand has a big reputation for being a sex toy, it's still normal enough looking that I'd be fine with leaving it underneath my bed, this on the other hand goes a bit too far and will be locked away with my other stuff.

Below are some photos to give you some ideas on its size:
toy with tape measure
toy beside magic wand

Functions / Performance / Controls

I mainly got this toy for my wife as it was her birthday recently but of course since I'm the one doing the review, I 'had' to try it out. Of course I wanted to anyways. Overall I'm quite impressed with this toy. It definitely has a different feel to it than any vibrator I have. I liked moving the attachments over my skin teasing myself. I have a knock off hitachi magic wand that I use sometimes so I was curious how it would compare. The biggest difference is with the Eroscillator I can use the toy directly on my skin where as with the wand I usually put something like a towel in between. Moving the attachments up and down my penis felt fairly good. I was surprised how long it took me to orgasm. When I started focusing more on my fantasies than on the physical stimulations I orgasmed very quickly. On subsequent uses I've learned that fantasy plays a huge role with this toy. Without it, it feels good but it's really hard to finish but with it you can finish very quick. This is quite different from the wand I have as the nice thing with that is you don't have to think about anything and eventually you'll still orgasm from it because the stimulation is just so much. I think part of this has to do with the fact that the wand is stimulating both the penis head and shaft where as I mainly use the Eroscillator on the shaft as it's too powerful for use on the head most of the time.

My favorite attachments are the French Legionnaire’s Mustache and the Grapes and Cockscomb. I use the The Golden Spoon sometimes for starting out but usually switch later on.

I did not use any of the attachments internally since this will primarily be my wife's toy. My wife did use some of the attachments including the The Seven Pearls of the Orient vaginally and said they felt pretty good but I don't think they felt as good as they do on her clitoris.

Now as far as intensity or power goes I would say this toy is somewhere between the Hitachi (assuming my knock off is the same power) and a decent quality battery operated vibrator. It's no where near the Hitachi but it's also a good amount stronger than a regular vibrator too.

As far as volume or loudness goes it can get pretty loud especially on the third setting but it's nothing like the Hitachi. I'd say it's more similar to the Wahl except it has more of rattling sound than a hum. The noise is much louder in the highest power setting and quite a bit lower in the other two settings.
    • Easy to use

Care and Maintenance

This seems like one of those toys that's very well made and with proper care should last a very long time. The main precautions are number one, lube selection. I don't know if the material is pure silicone or not but I know it does have silicone in it so silicone based lubes should not be used. Most would recommend against oil based as well if it's TPR and not pure silicone but I'd say with a spot test you can see for yourself. I've never really had too many problems with toys and oil based lubes. Other than lube choice the other main thing would be to be careful about the heads touching other toys as sometimes there are interactions between the different materials. The fact that the heads came touching each other tells me they won't interact with one another. Cleanup is easy with soap and water. Please note though that you should not share this toy unless you either put a condom over it or you soak it in bleach. I would be careful doing this as if it's not 100% silicone then that could cause some issues. Otherwise there's not much else to worry about with this toy.

The packaging is really the most disappointing thing to me about this toy. It comes in a plain brown box. Inside of it is another package this one more colorful. opening the top cover reveals the main part of the toy. Removing this cover you can see that the attachments are just laying inside the packaging not covered by anything other than the mustache one which has a cover over it. It just comes across very cheap and does not leave a good first impression. On the positive side, the instructions included are among the best I've seen of any of the toys I've ordered. There is an included DVD however we ended up throwing it away as there is some pornographic material in it. I didn't actually watch it but I could hear my wife watching it and it sounded really dated like it was created back in the early 90s or something. Considering in the documentation Dr Ruth says this is the type of product you could give to your mother, I think the nudity was unnecessary. There is an included clear bag but it doesn't seem to hold everything. My guess is it's designed to hold the attachments and the ac adaptor but not the main part and for this it does ok. Considering how poor the packaging is though it'd be nice if the bag was big enough for everything as I'm planning to throw out the packaging soon. One other thing to note is that the packaging is JUST big enough to hold everything. Unless you put everything back in in just the right spot the package won't close all the way. It seems like they were trying to make these things take up as little space as possible which should have been less of an issue considering the high cost of this toy versus presentation and storage use. On another note in just the couple weeks I've had the toy the cardboard is already starting to fall apart some and is not very sturdy. Below are pictures of what I think is all the documentation for the toy (There's a lot).
Page 1
Page 2
Page 3
Page 4
Page 5
Page 6
Page 7
Page 8
(Plus the two already linked for the attachments)
List of features
Safety sheet 1
Safety sheet 2

Bottom of packaging documentation
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative

Personal comments

So I know this question comes up a lot (or at least it did for me): "Which should I get the the Eroscillator Plus or the Eroscillator Top Deluxe?" I can't answer that for you but here are my insights. I was about ready to purchase the Eroscillator Plus because for a while that's all Eden sold. Then the day I was going to buy it saw they now carried the more powerful one. For those that don't know this version is 35% more powerful than the other. My thought was I'd rather it be too powerful than not powerful enough as you can turn down the speed setting but not make it go any faster than it is at level three. The other thing to consider is the attachments. With this you get two extra attachments. The Seven Pearls of the Orient is only a good attachment but the The French Legionnaire’s Mustache is an excellent attachment and well worth the extra cost. This isn't the sort of toy that you want to buy the cheaper version and then have to buy a second one in addition to the first one. My recommendation is to save for this one. I'm sure the Plus would also be powerful enough for most but you can never have too much power ;)

An even bigger question is: "Is it worth it?" To this I say it is. It's a great product and because of this I give it five stars, however I say this with some reservations. I think this toy's biggest weakness is it not being more discreet. It's definitely better than regular vibrators. Even on the packaging it states that 73% of woman prefer it to others, but the fact that you have to get it out of wherever you're hiding it makes it not get used as much. Now for those that don't mind leaving it out or under the bed then by all means I think you'll really like this toy. Also, for those that have never had an orgasm before with regular vibrators than I think this is a great choice. Once again the packaging states 87% of inorgasmic woman orgasmed with this toy. In both of these cases I can totally recommend this toy. For others I would recommend holding off on this toy and buy something cheaper to start out. Even though my wife admits the Eroscillator is better she still uses this toy more. Something like that would be much cheaper. A step up from that (and with a lot more power) is the Hitachi Magic Wand, the fairy wand, or the wahl massager. All of these are still almost a quarter of the cost and if you haven't tried them out then I would definitely recommend trying at least one of them first. If you already have at least one and you either have issues with being numbed from the vibrations or you're just looking for something new then by all means, this toy is totally worth it.
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  • Mr. John
    This is my wifes all time favorite, and has been so for years. The Hitachi was too much power for her prior to owning the Eroscillator.
  • Wicked Wahine
    Holy Moses, this is the most thorough review I have ever read! Thanks for all the links & info. This is my one stop shop for a review on this, wow!
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