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Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. I do not know or own AJ Lee, Paige, or any WWE/WWF stars for that matter. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Author's note: This story is a spin-off of This Is My Ass Now. This is pretty much what I was originally going to do with that story, until a suggestion changed my mind. Everything up to Part 4 of that story is the same, this is where it deviates.

Codes: Anal, FF, Oral, Rim, Spank, Toys

The Harder They Fall
by MTL (mtl_17.feedback@yahoo.co.uk)

AJ Lee was NOT in a good mood. She just lost her precious diva's title to Paige for the second time, and while in the way the first loss had been far more devastating as it signified the end of her record-breaking/first title reign this was different because it had another title up for grabs. Namely the title of the Alpha female of the WWE divas, a title AJ had kept all to herself since doing the seemingly impossible, butt fucking the Glamazon Beth Phoenix into submission. After all, the likes of Lita and Trish Stratus had been trading that title back and forth for years and pounding each other's asses in the process, Beth had been the first truly unstoppable force, until AJ took her place.

Given how easily she found it to dominate the Total Divas AJ had been convinced she would beat Beth's record and remain the Alpha female of the WWE divas until she retired, but like the Glamazon before her she had been defeated. Lost an all-important match where both participant's asses were literally on the line and now all AJ could do was face the music and wish she hadn't given Paige a chance to give her a taste of her own medicine/avenge her own virgin ass hole.

To be fair AJ had been coming fresh off a victory over Paige, and only a few months prior she had beaten the diva's entire roster, and she hadn't really had a challenge since Beth surrendered to her completely, so she felt she had a right to be overconfident, but it definitely cost her big time. Although truth be told it wasn't so much bottoming for Paige which bothered her as AJ started out in the WWE as a bottom and part of her missed it. Especially the part about getting her ass fucked. But after taunting the other divas for so long AJ wasn't sure she could cope with the humiliation of being butt fucked in front of them.

Fortunately for her moments before she reached the diva's locker rooms she was pulled into a supply closet, AJ just about to counter-attack when she heard a familiar voice in her ear, "Hey there pumpkin, ready to be my bitch?"

AJ sighed slightly in irritation as Paige started grinding her tits into her back and crotch into her ass, and then softly murmured, "One condition."

"Condition? Oh no, no, no sweetie, your ass is mine." Paige grinned wickedly.

"For now." AJ murmured, before turning around forcefully and looking Paige in the eye, "But what would you prefer, a reluctant bottom, or a eager slut?"

"Both sound good to me." Paige smiled evilly, before adding, "But I'm listening."

"Take me back to your place. Or come back to mine, I'm not fussy." AJ said, trying to make her words not seem like a command, "Then I'll be a slutty little bottom for you. If that's what you truly want."

Paige crossed her arms, "And why should I do that?"

"Think about it Paige..." AJ said, "When the roles were reversed I did the courtesy of slamming your ass in private. That way you could still pretend to be a top."

"I am a top." Paige snapped.

"Prove it." AJ challenged, "Let's go somewhere private, then you can try and break me. If you can."

"I can and I will." Paige grumbled firmly.

"Maybe." AJ said dismissively, "But trust me, you've got a better chance at turning me back into a pure bottom away from the prying eyes of my other sluts. Why do you think I've been so nice? Baby steps Paige. Trust me, that's the key to turning out a top. After all, it worked with Beth."

"Sounds hot." Paige nodded in agreement, before grinning, "But so does butt fucking you in front of all the other divas."

"Then they won't respect you." AJ pointed out, "Sure, I put the title of Alpha female on the line, but it hasn't actually exchanged hands in that way in years. No, the diva's title goes back and forth between matches, but the title of Alpha female? That's special. It has to be earned. Or at least, it should be, and is so much more fun when it is. More importantly, if I had just shown everybody Beth's butt hole after the first time I fucked it open there would have been a power vacuum. Divas at each other's throats and passing round the title of Alpha female like it was meaningless. Instead I waited until I had Beth completely broken. Then no one dared challenge me. At least not until you. So, the question is Paige, do you want to be a fluke Alpha who no one takes seriously, or do you want to be THE Alpha female?"

There was a long pause and then Paige grumbled, "Fine, meet me in my room in an hour. Don't be late, and don't stretch your own ass. I want it nice and tight for my big cock."

With that Paige licked her lips suggestively, smacked AJ's ass and then strode out of the supply closet with her head held high. AJ stayed behind for a few minutes both to make it seem less suspicious and just to breathe a sigh of relief. She had narrowly avoided pretty much losing all credibility as a top, a fate which was equal parts arousing and terrifying. Now, if she could only dodge the bullet entirely and literally save her own ass from the intent on revenge Paige. Luckily after the way Paige had acted last time they were together AJ might just have a shot at not only escaping without her own ass hole being stretched, but once again leave the supposedly mighty Paige a quivering and gaping mess.

Paige was in a good mood. She was on cloud fucking nine. She had beaten AJ Lee for the diva's title. Again. And while nothing could beat the high of winning her first title, having it being on a major pay-per-view like Summer Slam and on her birthday was pretty close. More importantly she was technically the Alpha female now, and while initially she had been over the moon about that AJ was right, it wasn't enough to beat AJ. She had to break her. She would break her. Screw any feelings of submission, this was her time and she was going to take what was hers. Namely AJ Lee's tight little ass, and then the entire diva's division.

The last two times they'd met and AJ had fucked her up the arse? That don't mean anything. Ok, she'd cum really hard, Paige was woman enough to admit that, but she was still a top. She'd had spent the last two weeks proving it as she mercilessly slammed her beloved Emma's arse hole, that poor little hole paying for Paige's mistakes as the English girl relentlessly sodomised the Australian. Actually that was nothing new, but while normally Paige would occasionally make love to Emma's ass for the past few weeks it had all been brutal rectum wrecking, Emma either face down or lying down flat so it was easier for Paige to imagine it was AJ she was anally assaulting.

Just then AJ dramatically flung open the door, flashed Paige a grin which made her insides feel funny, then casually stepped inside and locked the door before sauntering over to her with that same grin on her face, practically purring when they were almost face to face, "Hey there sweet cheeks, you sure you wanna do this?"

"What?" Paige frowned.

Capitalising on this AJ giggled, "Why top me of course silly."

"Don't call me silly." Paige fumed.

"But you are silly. This whole thing is silly." AJ said once they were officially face to face, "A bottom like you pretending to be a top, and trying to top the Alpha female, it's so, so silly."

"I'm not a bottom!" Paige growled, closing the distance between them so they were practically nose to nose, "I'm a top! I'm the Alpha female! I'm-"

Paige then gasped as AJ grabbed her ass and began to squeeze and fondle it while the smaller brunette purred, "Is that why you came so hard last time I fucked you up the ass? Cause you're a top?"

"Get off of me!" Paige spat, slapping AJ's hands away from her arse and stepping back slightly, "That was a fluke."

AJ smirked, "And the time before that?"

"Yes." Paige said, then when AJ gave her a look she added, "Not that it matters now."

"Oh I think it does." AJ said.

"Well it doesn't." Paige snapped, "All that matters is that I beat you, in the centre of the ring, with your ass on the line. That means I'm in charge, and you're going to get your ass fucked tonight."

"And that's what you really want?" AJ asked.

"Yes." Paige said, taking a page out of AJ's book and stepping forward, grabbing the other brunette's arse and beginning to squeeze and fondle it, "I wanna fuck your tight little arse. I want to violate your tightest hole. Stretch it wide open and fill it full of strap-on cock. And then when you're skewered on my strap-on I wanna fuck your arse hard and deep. I wanna fuck it, and fuck it, and fuck it until you can't even remember what it's like to be a top, and your butt hole is gaping wide open in testament to how well I've arse fucked you. I want it more than anything AJ, and there's nothing you can do to stop me because I won your arse fair and square, and now I'm going to take what's rightfully mine."

There was a long pause and then AJ forced a smile, "You sure about that?"

"Fuck yeah." Paige growled.

"Because I took down the longest reigning Alpha female ever, and you remind me a lot of her." AJ said, "Bigger than me, stronger than me, think you've already won, but you know what they say, the bigger they are-"

"The harder they fall." Paige interrupted, "And you've got way too big for your britches AJ. It's high time someone took you down."

With that Paige grabbed tightly to the other brunette's butt and then used it to shove her rival onto the bed, which seemed to shock AJ. Then the little bitch grinned in delight as Paige quickly yanked off her top, jeans, bra and panties and crawled on top of her. Briefly Paige was tempted to kiss the other woman, and if this was her dear sweet Emma she definitely would have, but after everything AJ had done to her there was no way Paige was going to do anything as soft as kissing, at least not without AJ's lips and tongue coated in cum and pussy cream first. So instead she quickly crawled up AJ's body, positioned her pussy over the older brunette's face and then lowered herself downwards.

Once she was literally sitting on AJ's face Paige started to taunt, "Lick me bitch! Come on, lick! What's the matter AJ, were you hoping for a kiss. Maybe some sweet and gentle foreplay? Well tough luck bitch, cause I've been dripping ever since oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss, mmmmmmmmmmmm, that's it, lick me! Lick my pussy just like that. Now harder. Faster! Do it! Ohhhhhhhhhhh yesssssssssssss, oh AJ, I've been sooooooooooooo wet ever since I beat you. Oh fuck, mmmmmmmmmmm, actually I've been horny all week thinking about topping you, mmmmmmmmmm, and now I finally get my chance. Oooooooooooooh yeah, you better hurry it up AJ, I can't wait much longer to destroy your fucking arse!"

Paige loved how quickly AJ started licking her cunt, but it was hardly surprising. She'd seen AJ chow down on the tasty treats between her fellow diva's legs before, and Kaitlyn had told her all about how AJ was even more of a shameless rug muncher when they were alone together. Or when AJ was a bottom. But of course this was the first time Paige was on the receiving end of AJ's tongue, and the experience was far from disappointing, Paige gleefully throwing her head back and letting out a loud series of moans, happily letting her new bitch hear just how good she was making her feel.

It was a sound AJ loved, as she always took pride in pleasing her lovers. Not that she could really enjoy this right now, this while normally AJ was so skilled at fucking other women she could just switch into autopilot whenever she began eating pussy, or fingering or strap-on fucking, it was hard to relax when she was being smothered by pussy. Perhaps more importantly, it was impossible for her to relax when she had a pussy this wet in front of her, and oh was Paige wet for her. The fact that Paige was mostly wet from the anticipation of fucking her didn't matter to AJ, at least not right now. No, all that mattered was lapping up as much of the other diva's honey as possible.

So AJ eagerly lapped away at her rival's cunt with long, drawn-out licks, which soon became faster and more forceful. Partly because Paige apparently wasn't in the mood for a long pussy licking, but mostly because as wet as Paige was at the beginning AJ's skilful tongue work unsurprisingly caused the younger girl's twat to leak even more cunt cream. Soon AJ was wrapping her lips around Paige's entrance so the other girl's pussy juice just flowed directly into her mouth, down her throat and into her stomach where it belonged, which for a while worked like a charm and made AJ feel like she was in pussy heaven.

Then Paige started grinding down against her face, making it impossible for AJ to swallow all of her rival's pussy cream. Or even the majority of it. But even then it was another girl rubbing her cunt, and her cunt cream, into her face which still made AJ feel like she was in lesbian heaven. It just had the unfortunate side-effect of re-waking her submissive side. For a while she tried to fight it by reminding herself how she would 69 with her beloved Kaitlyn, normally starting out on top and then rolling them over so she could play with her secret wife's big bubble butt while the two of them frantically licked each other's pussies. But AJ also couldn't help remember how Beth and others used to sit on her face when she was a bottom, and to be in this position again was undeniably thrilling.

Despite her best efforts submissive thoughts had been creeping into her head ever since she was first confronted by Paige. No, if AJ was being honest it was before then, because she had gone down to NXT to scout her future competition, and had ended up watching a pale English girl fed a girl called Bayley her pussy, and then fuck her big ass. Then the asses of several other women AJ had heard good things about, including Emma and Sasha Banks, Paige gleefully wrecking those bottoms in a sign she was top dog in NXT, the entire time part of AJ wanting to be one of those lucky women. And tonight, she would be. And she was mostly okay with that.

Before she felt AJ's tongue on her cunt Paige had been very much planning to make this quick so she could fuck AJ's sweet little arse. Now she was almost considering letting this drag out for a while, maybe spend all night with AJ's pretty face buried in her cunt. However as good as AJ was at eating pussy Paige had her heart set on ramming her rival's arse hole, and a little rug munching certainly wouldn't turn the tables on AJ and officially make Paige the Alpha female of the WWE. So, to ensure she would have the energy to break AJ, and because she desperately wanted to cum right now, the English girl started roughly grinding down on the American girl's face.

More importantly Paige ordered her soon to be bitch, "Fuck me! Mmmmmmmmmmm, fuck me with your tongue! Tongue fuck me bitch, fucking aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk yessssssssssssss, mmmmmmmmmmmmm, fuck me, mmmmmmmmmmm, fuck me just like that, oooooooooooooooh AJ, make me cum AJ! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh, make me cum all over that pretty little face of yours. Oooooooooooooh yeahhhhhhhhhhhh, I want my cum dripping off your pretty little face as I fuck you up your tight little butt! Mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, mmmmmmm, I can't wait to butt fuck you AJ! Ohhhhhhhhhhh yessssssssssssss, I'm gonna fuck your butt soooooooooooo gooooooooooodddddddddd, that you forget all about being a top and turn back into a bottom, and more importantly my little bitch! Oh yeah AJ, get used to eating my pussy, because you're going to be eating it a lot. And my ass, and getting your ass fucked, and ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Goooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddddd!"

Paige kept up the taunting for as long as she could, but eventually the pleasure just became too intense and her words dissolved into the occasional swear word and long cries of pleasure as AJ continued to prove just how good she was at pleasing pussy. Specifically by pushing her tongue inside Paige's cunt pretty much the second she was given permission too and then beginning to fuck her with that soft wet muscle, gently at first but gradually picking up the pace until Paige was on the edge of orgasm. Then, infuriatingly, she kept her there. She kept her on the edge of climax despite the fact that Paige was supposed to be in charge.

No matter what Paige tried she just couldn't get AJ to push her over the edge. Paige's first attempt was of course to order it, but she was still too far gone to utter more than one word coherently. Next was to grind down as hard as she could onto the other brunette's face, but that added friction didn't help as AJ just slowed down the force of her tongue thrusts accordingly. Finally Paige reached down, grabbed a handful of hair almost as dark as her own and shoved AJ's face as deep as it could go into her cunt. She then let out a whimper of frustration as AJ continued to defy her, and in the process prove that she was in charge right now.

After being forced to dwell in that for what felt like an eternity AJ finally increased the pace ever so slightly. That was all it took to push Paige over the edge and she came wonderfully hard, throwing her head back and letting out a loud scream like she did during her entrance, only longer and with cum squirting out of her cunt and onto the pretty face of one of her fellow WWE divas. In that moment Paige tried to tell herself she was marking her territory and making AJ hers, but she was clearly a long way off from breaking the little pipsqueak. Luckily she had a few ideas how she could put AJ in her place.

AJ was feeling pretty proud of herself right now. Not only had she made another girl cum, but even in this position she had re-established her dominance, at least in some small way letting Paige know she hadn't won yet. Most of all, she had more girl cum then she could swallow, although AJ tried her best. But even though she couldn't gulp down all of it the majority of that yummy cream ended up on her face, just like the pussy juice before it, and AJ adored having her face covered in girl cream. It made her feel so delightfully slutty, and admittedly submissive in this particular moment. But it was nothing compared to what happened next.

Way sooner than she would have liked Paige crawled off of her, and then after taking a few moments to compose herself panted, "Get naked... and get on your hands and knees."

For a few seconds AJ hesitated. Part of her was really looking forward to being ass fucked, but she was afraid what it would do to her. She loved being the Alpha female, and didn't want to really lose the position to anyone, especially not someone like Paige who could keep it. But she had to obey Paige right now, those were the rules, AJ telling herself that she would turn the tables once again on Paige and re-establish her dominance as she took off all her clothes and got into the 'requested' position. Then AJ wiggled her ass at Paige, partly to genuinely entice her to butt fuck her, and in some small way to taunt her.

Instead of taking the bait Paige retrieved a big strap-on dildo and then slowly strapped it on and stroked lubricant into it while taunting her rival, "See something you like? Huh? Mmmmm, either way, this big fucker is going up your arse! Oh yeah bitch, I'm about to ruin your rectum! Bum you so hard and deep you won't be able to sit for a fucking week."

Even though she wanted to AJ couldn't offer up a retort as she was too busy staring at the large dildo about to bust open her tight little ass hole, that poor hole quivering with an extra fear and excitement as Paige stroked her newly acquired cock and ran her mouth for quite a while before finally moving round so she was kneeling down behind. AJ then tensed in pure fear, and then forced herself to relax as she half expected Paige to immediately shove the dildo up her unprepared butt hole, which after so long without a proper fucking was practically virgin tight.

Instead Paige just stared at her ass for a few long seconds, obviously savouring the moment. She then continued to do so as she slid her hands onto AJ's ass for a few minutes of shameless groping, the real Alpha female of the WWE wonderfully humiliated as she was treated like a piece of meat. Then Paige delivered one hard slap to her right ass cheek, causing AJ to cry out with a mixture of surprise and pain. There was then a pause and then Paige delivered an equally hard smack to her left butt cheek, then her right and so on, the pale brat giving AJ her first spanking since just before she'd made Beth Phoenix her bitch.

"This is for taking my anal cherry!" Paige screamed, not too loudly. After all, she didn't want anyone hear this, "And this is for treating me like your ass whore! And this is for thinking I was going to be your butt slut! And this is for making me suck your strap-on after it's been up my arse! And this is for making me eat ya cunt! Even though I really like that part!"

"You loved it all!" AJ yelled back, looking over her shoulder with a wicked smirk.

"Shut up and take it!" Paige snapped, delivering an extra hard double smack.

Paige emphasised each of her sentences with a hard smack to AJ's cute little ass, each one causing her rival to cry out in a mixture of pain and pleasure. Which proved if there was a wanna be top in this room was definitely AJ. Oh yes, this little bottom obviously loving every moment of this spanking. Which was more than a little surprising, as it wasn't the kind of playful spanking Paige would give Emma on occasion, but the type of brutal butt beating she reserved for her NXT bitches when they stepped out of line, Paige putting every ounce of her strength into each blow, and yet there was still noticeable pleasure in AJ's cries.

That continued to be the case even as AJ's beautifully tender skin turned bright pink and then even red under Paige's assault, Paige unsure what she loved more, that discolouring, the cries or the way AJ's sexy little ass jiggle with every strike. She didn't get time to come up with a definitive answer as this was all making her super horny and desperate to ass fuck AJ, or at least more than before which Paige thought was impossible. Also her hand just got tired from smacking AJ's backside so hard. And before ramming her dildo into this cute little butt there was one more thing Paige was eager to do.

So after who knows how many spanks Paige abruptly stop, pulled those reddened cheeks apart with both her hands, leaned down and pressed her tongue to AJ's clit. She then slowly slid her tongue upwards, causing AJ to cry out in pure pleasure as her tongue slid across her pussy. AJ then gasped as Paige's tongue slid across her tight little ass hole and then all the way up her ass crack, before finally moving back down to concentrate on AJ's ass hole. Which of course caused a lot of soft little moans from AJ, which in turn made Paige grin wickedly as she prepared AJ's arse in her favourite way of doing so.

She still had the lube, and after a few minutes of passionately rimming her rival Paige carefully covered her fingers in the slippery liquid so she could thoroughly stretch AJ's shit hole out. The entire time she made sure to keep eagerly lapping away at AJ's butt hole, partly to make sure she was properly prepared, but mostly because Paige just loved eating ass. True, Emma's rump was her favourite to dine on, but this was special. This was preparing AJ Lee's tight little ass for a fucking, and Paige wanted to savour every moment of it, but more than anything it would signifying the changing of the guard. Of her getting everything she'd ever wanted. Of her ascending to her rightful role as Alpha female, and AJ becoming her bitch.

AJ was just as worried about that as Paige was excited, even though she doubted Paige could break her with just one butt fucking. After all, Paige had been able to hold onto her desire to top even after being thoroughly sodomise by AJ multiple times now, and while there was an outside chance that AJ would fall completely in love with being ass fucked, she couldn't ever see herself going back to being a pure bottom. Topping other women was just too fun for that, and just because she wasn't arguably the Alpha female any more didn't mean that she couldn't win it back and remind Paige who the true Alpha female would always be. But in the meantime she planned on doing her best to enjoy the pleasure of being fucked up the butt.

Butt sex had been AJ's favourite thing ever since Beth Phoenix busted her anal cherry about five years ago now, which felt like several lifetimes ago, and the only thing that had changed was her preference from receiver to giver. And aasn't all bad now she was about to be the receiver again. Especially as considering she was taking her revenge for AJ taking her anal virginity Paige made thought about them both, first by lubbing up her dick and then gave her a long drawn-out rim job which had AJ moaning in blissful happiness. It felt like it took an hour for Paige to push her tongue as far as it would go up AJ's butt and start fucking her with it, let alone add her finger into the mix.

So in a way AJ was disappointed when Paige removed her tongue from her butt and replaced it with her finger, even though she mostly cried out in pleasure when Paige pushed that finger into her ass. Which of course Paige quickly picked up on, "Ooooooooooh yeahhhhhhhhh, moan for me AJ! Moan for me while I finger your tight little arse! Ohhhhhhhhhhh AJ, I swear to God that your virgin tight! Mmmmmmmm, guess after years of neglect it stands to reason your bum hole is soooooooooo tight for me. Mmmmmmmmm, which is good for me, but it just means I'm going to enjoy that much more."

As she spoke Paige was at first sliding her finger all the way up to the knuckle inside AJ's ass and then slowly beginning to pump it in and out, each time pulling back so only the tip was left inside AJ's butt before burying the finger in all the way. Then she twirled it and curled it the inside AJ's rectum. Then after a few minutes of that she added a second finger and repeated the process, again giving AJ a more thorough stretching than AJ would have guessed. Then again it was clear that Paige just loved stretching ass, and AJ couldn't blame her for savouring the moment of her victory. Well, she could, but after everything she had done to Paige AJ had to admit that turnabout was fair play.

Clearly thinking the same thing Paige eventually pulled out her fingers, smacked AJ's butt and ordered, "Spread your cheeks! Mmmmmmmm yeah, show me that pretty little butt hole I won fair and square, and now get to fuck!"

Despite her earlier mantra of wanting to enjoy this as much as possible AJ didn't want Paige to enjoy this as much as possible, or completely threw away her dignity. So instead of obeying right away she turned her head to glared back at Paige for a few long seconds. Which unfortunately didn't seem to phase Paige, the infuriating pale girl just mouthing wickedly and popping her fingers that had just been loosening AJ's ass up into her mouth and greedily sucked them clean. Which caused AJ to forget her glaring momentarily, before then doubling down for a few extra seconds before finally pressing her face down the bed sheets, reaching back and spreading her ass cheeks for her victorious rival.

Paige licked her lips at that wonderful sight as she pressed the tip of her strap-on against her target and pause to savour the moment. She had been waiting for this for so long, and after being robbed of her own anal cherry by this little pipsqueak she fully intended to draw this out as much as she could. Which was why when she finally pushed forwards it was as gently and slowly as possible so she could savour every second of AJ Lee's arse hole stretching for her, and then stopped completely for a few long minutes once that little hole stretched wide enough to allow the head of the strap on to slip inside that wonderful little rear, making both brunettes cry out.

To Paige's amazement and delight both cries were of pure pleasure, that mostly continuing to be the case as she slowly slipped inch after inch of strap-on cock into AJ's back passage. Sure, there was a little pain and discomfort mixed in there for her rival, but mostly AJ seemed to enjoy being anally stuffed, and the only reason Paige didn't viciously mock her for it was because she was completely lost in the breath taking sight of her cock disappearing into AJ's stretched wide bum hole, Paige getting a perfect view of that thanks to AJ still obediently spreading her cheeks like a good little bitch. Then what felt like hours later her hips came to rest against those cheeks, announcing she had buried every inch of her cock in AJ's bowels.

That was when Paige mocked her rival, "Mmmmmmm, you like that, huh? You like my big dick up your arse? Huh? Yeah you do, mmmmmmmmm, you love it, oooooooooh, and now, ya got every inch. Oh yeah, you've got every single inch of my big dick in your tiny little arse, and now I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna fuck your arse AJ and turn you into my bitch!"

Although Paige was disappointed that AJ didn't respond it was hardly surprising, and in fact although the older girl didn't say anything her silence spoke volumes. As did the cry she let out when Paige slowly began pulling the dildo out of the other girl's butt. AJ then gritted her teeth, obviously trying not to give Paige the satisfaction of responding, but eventually whimpers, groans and even moans escape the lips of the now former diva's champion, and while at first those sounds were mostly of pain there was differently some pleasure mixed in which eventually became overwhelming as AJ's arse obviously relaxed and got used to being fucked again.

In the meantime Paige was fascinated with the beautiful sight of AJ's tiny arse hole stretching for her big cock. It never cease to amaze Paige that a woman's tightest hole could take a big cock like the one strapped around her waist, and she would never tire of forcing women to take dildos up their butts. Of course this butt was special. This tight little bum hole belonged to AJ Lee, the now former Alpha female of the WWE, and if Paige was going to solidify her new role, she was going to need to destroy this tight little hole and leave it gaping wide open. And ideally AJ herself completely broken.

AJ promised herself that wouldn't happen. Continued reminding herself she was a butt busting top as for the first time in over a year she was anally penetrated and then ass fucked. At least the penetration was mostly painful, her back passage struggling to stretch for the monster dildo that slowly but surely made its way through her rectum into the deepest part of her butt. Then her ass hole remembered it used to be a frequently used fuck hole, and the pain of the initial stretching melted away and AJ felt nothing but pure pleasure. Pure, overwhelming pleasure, which made it impossible to keep quiet.

It was hard enough during the initial anal penetration, because the truth was AJ had missed being butt fucked and back when she was Beth Phoenix's personal ass whore she had been totally addicted to taking it up the ass. Back then she had even enjoyed the sensation of getting her ass initially stretched, and even though it had been years since she had been that much of an anal slut the sensation of being anally taken again put her right back to the start of her career where she had been bottoming every night for everybody on the roster.

Even when she was turning Beth Phoenix into HER personal ass whore AJ never forgot those years, and would often daydream about them. Especially when sodomising other women. Once or twice she even came to the memory of them, mostly while butt fucking her fellow divas or at least receiving head from them, because as the Alpha female of the WWE there was little point to masturbation for her. Of course, there were a few times she couldn't help herself, and most of those time she had shoved a dildo up her ass to relive her past, but somehow it always felt like that didn't count. That for her to truly experience submission again she needed to be ass fucked by another woman. Or at least a man.

Back when she was a pure bottom AJ had taken it up the ass for men all the time, and had adored the feeling of them shooting their loads up her slutty little ass, but none of them ever truly dominated her the way that women did. Even her submissive little Kaitlyn used to make her feel more submissive than men, and Kaitlyn had always been a total bottom. Paige couldn't compare to the likes of Beth Phoenix and Natalya in terms of dominance, but she was definitely better in that department than Kaitlyn and even as AJ forced herself not to give in completely she had to admit there was a certain thrill to being submissive again.

To her credit while Paige wasn't quite up to the level of Beth and Natalya she was a very skilled butt fucker in her own right, effortlessly loosening AJ's rectum in a matter of minutes and continuing to slowly sodomise her as the pleasure built and built. She even increase the pace ever so slightly, not enough to make AJ cum but enough to make her want to beg for it. And it was certainly enough to make it impossible for AJ to hide her enjoyment, Paige mocking her for that for several long minutes until AJ just couldn't take it anymore.

"Fuck me!" AJ screamed in frustration, "Fucking fuck me! Fucking fuck my ass! Oh God Paige, please just make me cum!"

"You want it?" Paige grinned wickedly, "Then tell me... who's ass is this?"

Paige emphasised her words with a hard slap to her ass, making AJ grid her teeth momentarily, but ultimately grumble, "Yours."

"I'm sorry, what that?" Paige pushed.

"Yours!" AJ yelled desperately, "My ass is yours! Yours was mine, mmmmmmmmm, and it will be mine again, but for now, oooooooooh, this is your ass."

"And what does that make you?" Paige grinned.

"Your bitch." AJ grumbled, then when there was another strike to her sore ass she quickly added loudly, "It makes me your bitch! Ohhhhhhhhhh Goooooooooddddddddd Paige, I'm your bitch. You're the Alpha female and I'm just your bitch. For now."

"For now and ever, bitch!" Paige laughed gleefully, using both her hands to give AJ's arse a hard double smack before she continued, "I'm the fucking Alpha female of the entire WWE, and you and every single one of the other lesbian anal sluts around here are my fucking dyke bitches! I own your arse holes! Mmmmmmmm, all your most private holes are now my personal fuck holes! Every single hole on your bodies are mine to use as I please, ohhhhhhhhhh yeah, and I'm going to use them. I'm going to use them all, but especially yours. Yeahhhhhhhh AJ, I'm going to fuck this tight little arse in front of everyone, just like you did to Beth! And Maryse, mmmmmmmm, and all the others, mmmmmmmm, but not before I've arse fucked you in front of Beth and your precious Kaitlyn. Oh yeah, I'm going to make sure they know the woman who conquered them is nothing but my ass whore, my butt slut, my anal slave, my cunt muncher, my carpet cleaner, my muff diver and most importantly my dyke bitch! You hear me AJ? I'm going to make sure they know your ass belongs to me! That this is my ass now!"

"Oh God, just shut up and fuck me!" AJ whimpered.

"Well, since you asked so nicely." Paige grinned, tightening her grip on AJ's thighs, "But how about you thrust back at me? Mmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhh, I'm tired of doing all the work, and I want to see your cute little booty bounce back at me. Yeahhhhhhhhhh, that's it slut, give me that ass! Give me that ass that I now own!"

With that Paige began slowly increasing the pace until the sound of flesh smacking off flesh was echoing throughout the room. They were almost as loud as AJ's squeals of pleasure, the true Alpha female of the WWE pulling her face out of the bed sheets and completely giving up on hiding just how much she was enjoying this. She then began slamming herself back against Paige's now ass wrecking thrusts, making the butt fucking even harder.

Throughout this Paige taunted her and AJ did her best to ignore the uppity brat and concentrate on visions of getting her titles back. Of turning the tables back to what they should be, and bending Paige over in the middle of the locker room and making all the other divas watch as she completely broke the first-ever NXT women's champion once and for all. However as much as she tried to stay focused on her fantasies, and memories, of wrecking Paige's ass and the asses of all her other WWE sluts AJ just couldn't escape the fact that she was being butt fucked for the first time in years, and when she finally came she was completely in the moment.

Thankfully after that she pretty much lost her mind to the ecstasy rushing through her body, AJ not caring what made her cum, just that her cum continued to squirting out of her cunt and that her body kept shaking so wonderfully. To her credit Paige was enough of a top to make that happen, and despite herself AJ's last coherent thought for a while was she was actually impressed with the new diva who's ass she'd pretty much owned since shortly after her main roster debut.

Paige was in heaven. Ever since AJ Lee had popped her anal cherry she had been haunted by memories of being fucked up the ass. If they were just memories of pain and humiliation that would have been bearable, but Paige couldn't stop thinking about how good it felt. How hard she came. How natural it had been to bend over and be little AJ Lee's bitch. It made her question whether she was really a top. Whether she had ever really been a top. Whether she might be a bottom with delusions of grandeur. However surely this proved once and for all that she was a top. That she was an Alpha female. THE Alpha female. Oh yes, beating AJ in the middle of the ring was one thing, but this was how she was going to take the title of Alpha female and make AJ Lee her bitch.

Feeling like her old self again Paige pounded AJ's tight little ass with every ounce of her strength, and amazingly AJ actually helped her. The woman who was still technically the Alpha female of the WWE shamelessly impaled her own ass hole on Paige's dick, the two divas working together to make sure AJ's rectum was almost literally ruined and the woman who had topped every single other diva, including Paige, came over and over and over again, each climax harder than the last until AJ collapsed face down in a whimpering heap, while Paige continued banging her butt.

Paige partly did that out of pure instinct, but also because thanks to the stimulator against her clit and the sheer joy of butt fucking AJ Lee she had been unable to hold her own climax back for that long, and as soon as the first one hit she was almost overwhelmed by one after the other. It was less physically pleasurable than being on the receiving end of the ass fucking, but the mental pleasure made up for it, and considering how hard AJ had cum and the way she mostly bounced back against the anal ramming maybe there was hope after all that Paige could be the one to turn AJ back into an anal loving bottom.

Clearly AJ still loved it up the ass, something that would be impossible for her to deny from now on, Paige very much looking forward to taunting her about it later. For now she had totally lost her voice, exhaustion flooding her body, even as she tried to squeeze one more orgasm out of this passionate butt fuck. Ideally for them both, but she would settle for AJ as breaking her was what was important here. Although honestly Paige wasn't sure whether she succeeded as all she knew was one moment she was pounding AJ's ass, and the next she was lying on top of her equally exhausted rival, both divas just lying there in a sweaty heap for a few long seconds as they desperately tried to recover.

Then Paige growled into AJ's ear, "Who's ass is this?"

There was a brief silence and then AJ replied, "Mine! Just like your ass is mine!"

"Wrong answer bitch." Paige growled, before grinning, "But that's okay, you'll soon learn your place one way or another. For now... why don't you show me your pretty little gaped butt hole?"

Even though she kind of phrased it as question they both knew it was a demand and Paige's delight AJ barely hesitated to obey it, and that was likely only because the other brunette was as exhausted as she was. Hell, Paige barely had the strength to roll over, but she had too if she wanted to complete AJ's humiliation. So she did, her dick quickly exiting AJ's ass hole with an obscene sound before Paige laid back, relaxed and gave that order. Then AJ did what she had forced countless women to do for her, including Paige, the pale girl blushing as she briefly remembered presenting her own gaped bum hole to the other girl. Then she got a good look at AJ's well opened arse hole, an submissive thoughts were replaced with dominant ones.

Although it was unnecessary to make AJ spread her cheeks, as they were so tight, firm and small they couldn't possibly hide the gaping crater in between them, which only a few minutes ago had been all tiny and tight. But it enhanced the dominance/pride and submission/humiliation that the two divas were feeling, something Paige knew from recently being on the receiving end while AJ was now on the receiving end for the first time in years. As she wanted to make that feeling last Paige happily stated that ruined hole for several minutes, committing the sight to memory just in case she ended up losing this rivalry, although she was more determined than ever before to win it.

Reinvigorated by the sight of AJ's gaping arse hole Paige called out, "Alright bitch, get over here and taste your ass! Mmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhh, suck your ass cream off my cock. Get every drop, just like your precious Kaitlyn and Beth did when I fucked them up their asses. Oh yeah, your bitches loved ass to mouth, and I bet you do too."

AJ turned her head and simply glared at her rival for a few long seconds. But then her eyes lowered to Paige's strap-on and then her mouth watered. It had been so long since she had tasted the deepest part of her ass on a dildo, and ultimately she just couldn't resist. She still technically had to obey Paige anyway, so she had that as a way to save face, although it wasn't very effective as once she was kneeling in front of Paige she quickly wrapped her lips around the head of the dildo which had just been pummelling her butt and she moaned loudly at the perverted taste which she had missed so much.

"Yeahhhhhhhhh, you love the taste of your own ass, don't you bitch?" Paige cackled with delight.

"Not as much as you." AJ grinned, quickly taking the dick out of her mouth to do so before putting it right back in as Paige scolded her.

"Hey, get that cock back in your mouth!" Paige growled, and then once AJ had done so added, "Mmmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhhhhh, suck my cock! Oh AJ, you look so good with a cock in your mouth. Mmmmmmmm, I always knew you would. I always knew you'd make a great cock sucker, and now you're MY cock sucker! Ooooooooooh yeahhhhhhhhh, my little ass to mouth bitch! Oh yeah, suck that cock! Get every drop of your slutty little gay butt off that dick! Ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhh, you say I love the taste of my own arse? Maybe, but not as much as you. Cause no one loves the taste of their own arse as much as AJ fucking Lee, my new ATM loving whore!"

Mostly ignoring the infuriating pale girl AJ closed her eyes and concentrated on the joy of going ass to mouth. Back when she had been a pure bottom this had been one of AJ's favourite things, maybe even second only to getting her ass fucked, as it just made her feel like such a slut. Ever since she became the Alpha female she had removed her own strap-on to suck it clean a few times when she had fucked the slut she was with into unconsciousness, and kissed her bitches after they had given her, or another girl, a rim job or had sucked her strap-on cock straight out of an ass hole, but it just wasn't the same. No, pretty much nothing could compare to the submission of giving someone a blow job after they had completely dominated you by fucking you up the butt, and despite the circumstances AJ enjoyed every second of this.

She especially enjoyed sucking the taste of the deepest part of her ass off the dick, so she did it as slowly as possible, AJ savouring every drop of that cream. She then began eagerly bobbing her head up and down the dildo, at first concentrating on the bottom half but inch by inch she took the lower half into her throat like the well-practised cock sucker she was. All too soon AJ took the entire length of the strap-on in her mouth and down her throat, meaning that after a few more passionate sucks there was no more butt juice for her to clean. But, despite Paige's commentary, AJ was still thoroughly enjoying herself, so she continued to give her rival the nastiest blow job she could possibly give her.

While she continued sucking that now thoroughly cleaned strap-on AJ opened her eyes and looked up defiantly at Paige. The infuriating pale girl was so caught up in her own words she didn't notice at first, but when she did she shut up and they had themselves a little stare down, both knowing that this wasn't over. That it would take a lot more to break either one of them, and both were very willing to do whatever it took to make the other their bitch. The only difference was that AJ knew she was going to win, and just like Beth Phoenix before her Paige would learn the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

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REMEMBER: These Pick Up Lines Are Really EFFECTIVE. They May Cause POWERFUL Reaction! Do Not ABUSE Them!

You’re a strong, independent girl that isn’t afraid to be dominant and pick up guys. While you may have all of the confidence in the world, you may be lost for words once you walk up to him and open up your mouth.

What can you do?

The simple answer is to use a pick-up line that is dirty, playful and a little fun.

I always recommend starting with something that reflects your personality and style as it’s more natural and real.

Let’s take a look at 191+ best dirty pick up lines that you can start using today.

191+ Best Raunchy Pick Up Lines for Girls

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1. “That suit is very becoming on you. Then again, I would be too!”
2. “Hi, I have a vagina.”
3. “You’ll do!”
4. “Don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?”
5. “Nice package, you need me to sign up that?”
6. “Do you shoplift? How would you like to five finger dis-cunt?”
7. “You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. [He: How?] I actually want to do you all night long.”
8. “[He asks your name] They call me The Truth, because quite frankly, people just can’t handle me ????”
9. “If I would’ve known I’d be getting this wet tonight, I would’ve worn my bikini.”
10. “Breathe if you want to have sex with me tonight.”
11. “You’re definitely on my to-do list tonight.”
12. “Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.”
13. “Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, and then you’ll nail me.”
14. “Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
15. “We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.”

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16. “Roses are red. Violets are fine. I’ll be the 6, if you’ll be my 9.”
17. “Do you think it’s loud in here? [He: Yeah, it is!] Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?”
18. “Hey! Do you want to do 68? [He: What?] You go down on me, and I owe you 1.”
19. “You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.”
20. “Let’s play Titanic! When I say iceberg, you go down.”
21. “Want to make a porno? We don’t have to tape it.”
22. “Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.”
23. “Are you a fireman? Because you came in hot and left me wet.”
24. “I’m not much of a wine girl. I prefer moans ????”
25. “Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I stick them down your pants to warm them up?”
26. “Wanna go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
27. “I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.”
28. “What kind of Uber are you – long or short rides?”
29. “I hear you’ve been a bad boy. Now go to MY room!”
30. “Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”

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31. “There are no seats, can I sit on your face?”
32. “How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?”
33. “Hi, I have a vagina.”
34. “Don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?”
35. “I wanna take out your pencil and stick it in my pencil case.”
36. “Are those Guess jeans? ‘Cause guess who wants to get into ’em.”
37. “Do you do carpeting? Because I’m looking for a deep shag.”
38. “Did you just ring my doorbell? Well, you can come inside if you want to.”
39. “I’m easy, but it looks like you’re hard.”
40. “Do you like to eat Mexican? Because you’re heating up my taco.”
41. “Are you Richard? Because I’ve been looking for a Dick all day.”
42. “Your belt looks extremely tight. Let me loosen it for you.”
43. “Could you help me stick something down my throat so I can test my gag reflex?”
44. “Do you want to pretend my legs are made of butter and spread them?”
45. “Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!”

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46. “How do you like your eggs? I prefer mine fertilized.”
47. “Is it wet in here, or is it just my vagina?”
48. “Are you a rainstorm? Because you’re making me dripping wet.”
49. “I suffer from amnesia. Have we had sex before? [He: No]. Well, why don’t we?”
50. “Do you know how to use a whip?”
51. “Do you want to go to In-and-Out for burgers or just in-and-out of me?”
52. “Are you going to sleep with me or do I have to lie to my diary?”
53. “Do you know how to use a whip?”
54. “If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”
55. “You bring a whole new meaning to the word – edible.”
56. “If you were in bed with me, I wouldn’t need the cover to keep warm.”
57. “Hey Baby, you want to come to my house and work on your math skills? We can add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply!”
58. “I’m not a horse, but you can ride me like one if you like.”
59. “Shall we let only latex stand between our love?”
60. “I can take my pants off in two seconds. Let’s see how long it takes you.”

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61. “I’ve been a bad girl, so spank me!”
62. “Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me.”
63. “Have you ever seen a girl swallow an entire banana? (wink, wink)”
64. “You look cold. Do you want to use me as a blanket?”
65. “Don’t stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.”
66. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose, now take off your clothes.”
67. “I’m a spy on a secret mission. Come in me, if you want to live.”
68. “Wanna play Army? You be the enemy and I’ll blow you away.”
69. “Excuse me, would you be a gentleman and push in my stool?”
70. “I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.”
71. “Sex is evil, evil is sin, sins are forgiven, so stick it in.”
72. “Is your dad the muffin man? Because you sure do give me a banana cream filling.”
73. “I love every bone in my body… especially yours.”
74. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No] Then why don’t you lie down?”
75. “Are you into one-night stands? [He: No] Then it’s a good thing it’s daytime.”

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76. “Are you a trampoline? [He: No why?] because I want to bounce all over you!”
77. “I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you…. a kiss!”
78. “I’d like to point out that beautiful has U in it. But, quickie has U & I together.”
79. “They’re called eyebrows because my eyes are browsing your fine ass!”
80. “I’m not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.”
81. “You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.”
82. “Hello, gorgeous. I’m like a tropical island. I am hot, wet and ready for visitors.”
83. “Is that a keg in your pants? [He: No, why?] Because I want to tap that.”
84. “It’s too bad your not my math homework. If you were, you would be hard and I could do you on a desk.”
85. “What is better than a rose on a piano? [He: What?] Tulips on an organ.”
86. “Oh no, can you help me? [He: How?] I lost my rubber duck. Could you take a bath with me instead?”
87. “Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?”
88. “If you have sex with me, I will promise to never speak to you again.”
89. “My hands are so chilly. May I put them in your pants to warm up?”
90. “I wanted to find out the truth about an urban myth and I thought you could help. [He: Why?] Well, you do have big feet…”

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91. “You never have to worry about me. I never become emotionally involved, everything is just physical.”
92. “I lost my virginity, can I have yours?”
93. “Your place or mine?”
94. “Only latex will stand in the way of our love.”
95. “I have this special recipe for love. It takes a cup of you and me, kneading until hard and you have to serve it hot.”
96. “I like your pants. Do you mind if I test out the zipper?”
97. “You know, the ceiling in my bedroom is extremely interesting. Do you want to see it?”
98. “We should have breakfast tomorrow. Do you want me to call you or just give you a nudge?”
99. “Hey beautiful, we should play a game. Pretend that my pants are France and feel free to invade.”
100. “Have you ever slept with a blonde (use color of your hair)? Would you like to?”
101. “Your pants look too tight. I can loosen them for you.”
102. “If you think you will regret this by the morning, then we can always sleep in until after lunch.”
103. “Aren’t you freezing right now? [He: No] You should be. You have been naked in my thoughts for hours.”
104. “Hello, my name is _____. I will be your play toy for the night.”
105. “You smell! [He: What?] It’s okay, we can go take a shower together.”

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106. “If I said I loved your body, would you hold it against me?”
107. “Are you a rainstorm? Because I’m soaked.”
108. “I’m not wearing any socks and I’m wearing the panties to match.”
109. “Nice package, let me help unwrap that!”
110. “Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns!”
111. “Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.”
112. “You’ve been a very bad boy. Go to my room and take off your things!”
113. “Want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under!”
114. “Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you!”
115. “Do you have a napkin? Because you’re making me wet.”
116. “I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.”
117. “Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts!!”
118. “I have got the buns. Do you have the hot dog?”
119. “I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.”
120. “Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?”

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121. “You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.”
122. “I know why they call it a beaver. Because I´m dying for some wood.”
123. “I thought your name was Lionel because you made my underwear Messi.”
124. “I was wondering… Do you sleep on your stomach?” [He: No] Well, can I?”
125. “I am a little wasted, but this condom doesn’t have to be. Want to have some fun?”
126. “I haven’t been on my trampoline in ages, but I would like to bounce on you.”
127. “No, I am not drunk, but I am intoxicated with you.”
128. “I am quitting smoking and need a new oral fixation to focus on. Would you mind helping me out?”
129. “I think I lost my car keys. Want to bring me back to your place to search for them?”
130. “Your piston looks a little dry, want me to oil it up?”
131. “Do you like tacos? [He: Yes, why?] Because it’s an all you can eat buffet at my Taco Bell.”
132. “I can make you melt in my mouth, or in my hands if you like.”
133. “Smile if you want to see me naked tonight.”
134. “Want to watch me do naked yoga sometime?”
135. “You can be like a Twinkie in my mouth, releasing all of your cream.”

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136. “My body has 206 bones. Want to give me another one?”
137. “I need help filling a hole. Would you mind giving me a hand?”
138. “Hey. Give me your honest opinion. Do these feel real to you?”
139. “Want to play hide and take off my panties?”
140. “My beaver is dying for some wood. Can you help?”
141. “Let’s get out of here and see how loud we can both scream tonight.”
142. “You’ve been a very bad boy. It’s time to spank you.”
143. “If I pour chocolate all over my body, will you lick it up?”
144. “My life is pretty busy, but you’re on my list of things to do tonight.”
145. “I’m having trouble finding my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight instead?”
146. “We can both have a fun time tonight if you just follow me.”
147. “If I said I worked for FedEx, would you let me handle your package?”
148. “I hear that sex is a killer. Want to die happy tonight?”
149. “I can dress up any way you like if you will come home with me.”
150. “We barely know each other, but let’s practice having sex anyway.”
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151. “I could have sworn we’ve had sex before. Just help me remember.”
152. “You’re the perfect big package that I want to take away from here and unwrap.”
153. “Are you a carpenter? Because you can handle my wood.”
154. “Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.”
155. “Are my undies showing? [He: No] “Would you like them to?”
156. “Are you a Veterinarian? [He: No why?] because I need you to look at my pussy…”
157. “Do you train cats? [He: No, why?] Because you just made my p*ssy cum!”
158. “You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.”
159. “Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p*ssy or is it too much for you?”
160. “My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?”
161. “Boy is your name homework because I’m not doing you and I should be.”
162. “Give me your name, so I know what to scream tonight.”
163. “Is my vagina crying or are you just too sexy?”
164. “You know what would make your face look even better? If I sat on it.”
165. “Your boner is giving my nipples an erection.”

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166. “Are you a candle? Because I am going to blow you.”
167. “I do not feel so good. I think I need a shot of penis-illin.”
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The hits and downloads I got for the Parrs 'Fuck me and my Mom' shoot were incredible. It was easily my most popular film, and the clips I circulated on the free porno video sites brought in enough new punters that it paid for itself ten times over. I enjoyed the shoot and from the download numbers so did my members. And whilst I knew why I liked it (nailing Vi Parr and her Mom) like any good CEO I wanted to find out why the paying public had gone for it, so I could give them more. So I read the comments on the bottom of the site.

I learnt a few things; literacy isn't improved if you're typing one-handed, Helen Parr is still as popular a Milf as she was as a tender teen twenty years ago, and I'm less well known, even on my own website than Mr Incredible, but we're both better known than Frozone. And the viewers loved the fact the Mom and daughter were gang-fucked. It wasn't that they disliked me on my own, or at least I hoped not, but it was a big turn-on to watch a Milf and teeny share multiple cocks in a cum crazed fuckfest.

Ever since I'd been thinking about how I could get a repeat performance with a couple of cuties getting pounded in multiple holes. The trouble was finding them, sure there were plenty of porn stars out there who could act the part of a Mom and daughter, but that'd be short-changing my viewers who paid a moderate (and still good value for money) amount of bucks for real Mommies and their girls. And the real Mom/daughters who wrote in were either just looking for a solo James Rock fuck or just didn't cut it (too fat, too frumpy, too fugly).

That was until I was introduced to Bree van de Kamp and her barely legal daughter, Danielle. Bree was a friend of Susan Mayer, who'd starred in one of my previous shoots and it was Susan, who was making a name for herself as fuck-star since her debut, who put her and Danielle in touch with me. Bree was a stunning redhead, her skin so pale that it was like a porcelain doll, an impression her finely sculpted features did nothing to dispel; at first glance she looked too prim and proper for porn. I was more drawn to her daughter at first looks; Danielle had a more earthy look, her hair a mix between her Mom's red and a darker brown, her lips were fuller, her cheekbones less sharp. In the first photo I saw of them, sitting on a sofa, despite the demure pose, I saw a naughtiness in Danielle's smile that made me stir. Even if her Mom wasn't made for Fuck me and my Mom, Danielle could easily fit in with one of my other sites, Teenie Anal Orgies p'haps.

It was the second photo that changed my mind on Bree. The setting was the same; the sofa in the main room -- except this time the Mom and daughter were naked, their legs in the air and hands down to their pussies, peeling apart the holes. Danielle was smouldering, but I'd been expecting that her sultry smile would look even hotter when she was showing her wares; but Bree, she was a surprise, I'd be expecting a look of innocence defiled, what I got was Jezebel.

And if you're going to group-fuck Jezebel and her daughter you don't want to hire some small limp-pricked schoolboys, so for the gangbang I'd gone and hired some experienced talent and mixed them with some big dicked newcomers to fill the van de Kamps holes. For the experience I'd gone for Mike Delfino, rough looking, with tattoos and stubble and with a massive dick that had plumbed plenty of pussy; and Carlos Solis, a suave Latino, with a stylish goatee and an the sexual athleticism of Pan. For youth I'd gone for Matthew Applewhite, a handsome young black up and comer who was developing a reputation for keeping it up and making others cum. He was only slightly older than my final star; Zach Young, who might have looked like a dorky college student, but sported one of the thickest and longest dicks I'd seen in this business.

My six stars were in place in the room, Brandi, my camera operator, had hoisted the up her camera and was giving me the thumbs up, Suze had finished touching up Danielle's blusher and was heading towards the kitchen and the home made donuts. I smiled and walked to my seat, "Let's get this show on the road."

As James Rock called out Bree van de Kamp's feelings were a mixture of excitement and an anxiety that bordered on terror. Her friend, Susan Mayer, had confided in Bree she had felt the first time she had done a porno; but Susan, Bree reflected, had only done a threesome with James Rock and her daughter -- Bree and Danielle were going to be taking four dicks between them. It wasn't the numbers that worried Bree, despite her puritanical exterior more than once she'd picked up a couple of guys for casual sex and Danielle wasn't inexperienced, before Susan and Julie Mayer entered the porn business and scooped her crown Danielle had easily been Fairview's most sluttiest. Nor, was it even doing it on film, she could as easily ignore the camera as she could ignore drunk on-lookers when she got fucked in the back-lot behind some anonymous bar. No, what worried her was that compared to the pornios the studs normally fucked she'd be found wanting, an amateur that was laughed at.

Matthew moved next to her, raising a glass to his lips, "Nice party," he said, a smile on his lips.

Bree raised her own wineglass; she wished there was alcohol in it, it would settle her nerves, but it was only coloured water, just a prop in a scene. For a moment she was silent before she remembered she had lines. She forced a smile, her white teeth gleaming between her ruby red lips, "I'm so glad you could all come to my little soiree. Danielle is about to go to college and I wanted to throw her a goodbye party with our neighbours..." she paused, before adding, "... the good looking ones."

That bit wasn't untrue; the four men looked dashing and handsome in their slacks and smart jackets, even Mike, who had stubble like a barbed wire fence, even Zach, who's hair looked like it had just escaped from a seventies cop movie. They all looked good, like it was a real party. Bree and Danielle were in similar party dresses, ones who's halters tied behind their neck and exposed the sides of the van de Kamps titties so much that a sudden twist would lead to a nipple slip. It made Bree feel both sexy and uncomfortable, though her daughter seemed more relaxed, giggling as Carlos leaned in close to her and whispered a joke, his hand moving down to her butt. Matthew's fingers crawled across Bree's own butt cheeks, like a spider, until he found a place to rest and clamped down. She remember to smile, glancing at the camera, as it focused on the Milf and teen's relaxed reaction to having their butts touched.

"We'll all miss Danielle," said Zach, he was moving behind the teenager, putting his hands on her waist.

Danielle giggled as Zach's hands wrapped round her, enclosing her tummy and stroking at her belly button through the thin material, "Thanks guys," she tittered.

"I think Bree will miss her the most," Mike said. Bree felt his hand on her ass as he moved forward to join the others; it all look accidental but it was perfectly choreographed, the two women in the centre, the four men around them, one at each corner of an imaginary ring.

Bree smiled "Oh, I'll miss my beautiful daughter." She smiled, though inwardly her stomach jumped and heaved with nerves; she wondered if Danielle was as anxious as she was. She didn't look, instead her head was moving nearer, her lips pursing. It was too late to back away, Bree moved to meet her, hoping that her daughter wouldn't find the kiss a disappointment. Still holding their wineglasses, they met, their lips remained close, but pressing against each other with more firmness than with a normal mother-daughter kiss. After a few moments they moved back, Bree smiled and said, "I'll miss her very much," she said, with a sexy lick of her lips.

"I'll miss you too, Mom," said Danielle, her mouth opened invitingly, the sexy half-pout calling to Bree. The redhead's mouth moved forward again, her nervousness quickly being forgotten in the heat of the scene. Again her mouth pressed against Danielle's, but this time there wasn't even a pretence of it being familial. Her lips opened and her tongue slid against her daughter's. It might have been wrong, but it felt so right, the eighteen year old wrapping her own tongue round her Mom's in a serious welcome. Bree felt her body electrify, the excitement she had felt becoming stronger, taking her over and pushing away her fears; Danielle might have kissed a lot of boys, but she didn't seem to be disappointed in her Mom's making out skills. Bree kissed harder, pushing her tongue round her daughter's mouth. From the corner of her eye she could see Brandi coming forward, her camera focussing on the van de Kamp's munching mouths. Out of shot the men were taking the glasses from the women's hands and putting them somewhere safe.

Danielle's tongue pushed back, flicking deep into her Mom, the teen forcing her lips hard against Bree. Their mouths moved, opening and half-closing, like they were munching and trying to eat the other one up. Zach moved behind Danielle, Mike behind Bree, both had removed their shirts, exposing their muscular pecs and in Mike's case tattoos to Brandi as the camerawoman zoomed out to take the whole scene. Bree knew what was coming, but even so she felt a little stab of surprise as Mike undid the halter round her neck, pulling the dress down to her hips. Opposite her Zach was doing the same to her daughter, Bree could see his appreciative smile as he briefly fondled Danielle's tits whilst staring at hers, "That looks better," he said.

Neither of the van de Kamps replied, they couldn't as their mouths clasped even more firmly together. There hadn't been much of a space between them, but it closed even more as Bree leant into her daughter, feeling the teen's sexy breasts rubbing against her, pert and hard, the nipples standing out like little pebbles. Bree's own nipples went stiff, as Danielle's lithe body leaning against her squashed her large tits. Their mouths went into overdrive, munching so much they ached.

"The pair of you are fucking hot," said Mike, as his hand reached round to fill the space between the two women's tummies, the palm massaging at Bree's belly, whilst her daughter was so close that his knuckles were rubbing at her.

"Are you hungry?" Bree's head came back and she looked at her daughter.

"Yes," giggled her daughter. Her head moved to the side to look at Matthew and Carlos as they came into the camera's shot. Both men had used the time that the van de Kamps had been making out to get naked, their bodies were firm and glistening, the cocks, large and erect, sticking out like weapons. Danielle's tongue moved round her drying lips, and she looked back to her Mom, "You mean hungry for cock?"

"What else?" said Bree. She let go off her daughter and shrugged off Mike to sit down on her knees in front of Carlos, her dress flapping on the floor. Her tongue was out and began to lick at his shaft, running round the massive gland. Beside her the topless Danielle also positioned herself in front of Matthew and began to copy her Mom. The two women's tongue darted out and in, twisting and twirling round the large pricks in front of them. They licked round the uncovered tips, sliding over the eyelets and down the stretched skin, over the pulsating veins and down to the smooth balls, licking at the sacks and sucking them into their mouths.

Carlos and Matthew grinned and high-fived as the van de Kamp's tongues went back the way they'd come, leaving hardly any of the dick dry from their saliva. "Suck it, suck it properly," said Carlos as Bree's tongue returned to his tip.

"Okay," said Bree and opened her lips to take it in.

"You too," grinned Matthew to Danielle, but the teen was ahead of him, her mouth already half-way down the dick.

The van de Kamp's went up and down the dick like they were live on headbangers ball. Their lips were clamped down on the pricks, which filled their mouths, pressing their tongues to the bottom. The two men gripped the back of their heads, pushing the two debutante porn stars further down their dicks, until the thick, lengthy members were threatening the back of the women's throats. Bree's eyes widened and a little smudge of eyeliner smeared with a tear. In her peripheral vision she could see Danielle struggling with the dick in her mouth, the teen's eyes watering as well. Just as it seemed that Bree and Danielle were going to choke the men gave their hair a little tugs; the van de Kamp's shot back gasping in some air.

"Fuck man," said Matthew, "You can suck cock."

Danielle's mouth was already heading down again, determined to take even more than last time. Bree followed her, her lips encased around the Latino's dick, taking it far into her mouth and into her throat. It pushed at her gullet, making her eyes widen and mist over, water leaking from them; saliva and spit leaked from her mouth as she fought the gag. Carlos pushed it a bit deeper and she heaved, coating his dick with her bile, even as her head shot back like she'd been stung. She wiped her lips as she looked at the erect penis in front of her, "That looks nice and wet," and turned her head to Zach. The young man had removed his pants and was standing inches from her, his erect prong jutting in her face, "Your turn..."

Swivelling at a right angle Bree turned to face the new cock. Danielle was doing the same, so that she end up back to back with her Mom, their feet against each other. Brandi was moving back to get everyone in shot, the two topless women, their dresses still round their waists, the two recently sucked guys, gently stroking their cocks and the two replacements, hard and eager. Bree smiled and leant forward; this time she didn't tease or lick, but opened her mouth and took the dick in, sliding up and down, quickly and passionately. She couldn't see her daughter, but she could hear the slurps as she sucked Mike.

The Milf and teen's heads bobbed up and down the dicks, lubricating them with their saliva and sucking the hard muscles, leaving the men groaning and grunting with pleasured excitement. Brandi moved around, sometimes zooming in on Bree or Danielle's face as they sucked at the cocks, at other times she shot their whole bodies, shooting not just the dick between their lips, but their bouncing boobies and taut midriffs, heaving in and out as they sucked. At other times she panned out, so as to film both van de Kamps in their full glory, their heads banging back and forth, almost in unison.

"Fuck," gasped Zach, pausing then repeating it with even greater emphasis, "Fuck."

The Milf's mouth was so deep down his cock that her lips were just inches from taking in his balls. Her eyes watered so much she was continually blinking, her jaw sore and the back of throat aching as she retched some more bile over his dick. Her head moved back, Brandi, moving in to catch a shot of the dick exiting the redhead's mouth, a trail of saliva between the tip and her lips.

"That's ready, thick and slick," said Bree. She was held out her hand for Zach and Carlos to help her to her feet. Behind her Danielle was also standing. Bree moved her hands down her waist to the dress, hanging their, "Let me get this off."

The guys helped her, pulling the dress down over her thighs and down to her ankles. She stepped out of it and to beside Danielle. The Milf and her slutty daughter put their arms around each other and posed for the camera, letting Brandi drink in their naked beauty in a long running shot, which slid over them, exploring their pussies, boobs and sexy smiles, before panning out to linger on them standing together.

There was a nod from James Rock and the interval ended, the guys moving in on their metaphorical prey, their dicks as hard and long as spears. Within moments the two van de Kamps were on their hands and knees on the floor, Zach pushing his dick into Bree from behind and Mike entering her daughter. The two men gripped their partners' waists and eased their big dicks into their wet and wanton cunt holes. Bree moaned in pleasure as one of the biggest cocks she had ever had entered her, pushing aside her slit and sliding over the soaked walls. After a few moments he pulled back and thrust again, going deeper and harder. Bree's hands clawed at the carpet as the prong thrust down again, rolling over her clit and punching the bud into the wall. Zach pulled back and slammed down again, thrusting his whole length into her. Bree screamed, "Aaaaarggghhh, yessss, aaarrghhhh!"

Her daughter was writhing and bouncing, her entire body jiggling forward and back as Mike ploughed into her soaking snatch. The teen was squealing with open mouthed pleasure, her eyes dancing with delight as Mike filled her hole. The two women, gasped and shook, their sides so close to each other that they could feel the other sweaty as they brushed against each other, smell the others excitement, sense the vibrations of the other body pulsing through the floor and air. Behind them the two guys were moving into a hard rhythm, slamming their dicks deep down the wet pussy, their balls sacks slapping against the van de Kamp's behinds. Bree screamed in pleasure as the Zach's dick shot over her spot again, her pussy pumping cum. He held her harder and pushed in, "Aaaaarggghh," the Milf screamed, "aaaarrghhh yessss."

"Fuck me! Fuck my slutty cunt harder," shrieked her daughter beside her as Mike rammed into her, "Give it me, give me your dick, fuck me, fuck me!"

The women's tits bounced beneath them, Danielle's pert one wobbling like jellies on a plate, Bree's larger ones swinging like a pair of yo-yos. They squealed and squeaked and screamed, rocking back and forth like the ground was quaking beneath their hands and knees. Bree felt her pussy start to shrink back to its normal size as Zach pulled his massive member out of her cunt, cum dripped from her wet hole, sliding over her lips and the top of thighs. "Oh, that was..." she didn't complete the sentence as Matthew moved behind her.

Hands gripped her butt cheeks and the young black man began to ease them apart. It didn't come as a surprise to Bree, that was what the 'script' had said, some pussy fucking and then anal. Still, she was glad that she dildoed her ass to loosen it earlier as his cock was a monster, a python which threatened to split her. Beside her Danielle was getting into the spirit of the scene as she gasped, "Oh Carlos, come on, I want your big dick in my ass."

"Fuck me, fuck my ass," Bree gasped, not wanting to be left behind in the slut stakes by her daughter. She tried to relax as the dick invaded her ass, stretching it like it had never been stretched before. She could feel her face contorting, her expression a mixture of shocked surprise at the girth and soreness as her bowels elasticated. And then the ecstasy, a burst of pleasure as Matthew's big dick pushed further in and sent waves of blissful joy shooting round her body. She gasped again, "Fuck it, ram my asshole open, wreck it with your big dick."

Matthew and Carlos pounded in, slamming their cocks deeper and deeper into the van de Kamp's tight assholes, violating their intimate sanctuary with hard, stiff strokes. The two women shrieked and screamed, shuddering as the dicks went further into their butts. Matthew was grabbing Bree's waist hard, hitting the back of her thighs with his legs and ramming his member ball deep into her, so that with each thrust the sack slapped at her. Bree's boobs wobbled under her, bouncing and swinging, like two out of control baubles in a earthquake. The redheaded Milf's back arched as she came, cum dripping from her pussy hole, "Aaaaarrrghhh," she screamed, "Yesssssss, aaarrrggghhh!" Matthew held her waist harder and rammed faster, hammering his dick down her anal chute like it was butter and he was a hot knife. Each thrust was filling her, pleasuring, making her cum, making her drip wet juice from her cunt.

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It occurs you get exhausted from pursuing. You get to a stage where your strategies of chasing don't work anymore. You get frustrated, and you surrender all your efforts to the universe. You let off the need to control the connection. You free yourself of the constant need to control the connection and your Flame.

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As can be traced to the time a cave man attempted to lure a cavewoman into the procedure, his abode or overtures he was able to convince her to accept him started this timeless game. Make no mistake this procedure or" game" has continued in one form or another through time immemorial.

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