You can find more answers to various questions via my feature, Ask Piph, and on my Tumblr.

Have a question that isn’t answered here? Email me at hey.epiphora [at] gmail [dot] com or use my contact form.

Specific sex toy suggestions:

What does your name mean and how do you pronounce it?

Epiphora business cardsI pronounce it eh-PIF-er-uh, like this creeper. Several outsiders have incorrectly pronounced it ep-i-FOR-a, with an emphasis on the FOR. Just remember that the emphasis is on the PIF, as in “Ask Piph.”

The word Epiphora has many meanings, but I chose it for its literary definition, which is “the repetition of the same words at the end of successive phrases.” Mostly I just thought it was a pretty word, and I like the letter E. Only later did I learn that it also means “the excessive production of tears,” and that there are both a fungus and a moth named Epiphora.

Readers and friends have come up with much cooler reasons for my name. Someone once told me that they thought I named myself Epiphora because my posts are so funny that they’ll make you cry. Another person found a definition of epiphora in the book Eros the Bittersweet that I absolutely love, and that I have stolen as though it was what I meant in the first place: “a change or shift of distance bringing two heterogeneous things close to reveal their kinship.”

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How did you get your start?

My reviewing of sex toys began in 2007. I was stupidly inexperienced with sex toys and only owned one, the Turbo Glider, but when I saw an opportunity to get free toys in exchange for writing reviews for an online sex toy shop, I was all over that shit. I’ve always loved writing, masturbating, and voicing my opinion, so it made sense. All I needed to do was learn more about the sex toy industry, so I devoured information about it along the way.

In 2008, I launched this blog — and have been rabidly collecting and reviewing sex toys here ever since.

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How many toys do you own? How do you clean and store them?

My top drawer. The best.My very rough estimate is 400. I have a spreadsheet listing all of them, but it also lists porn DVDs and toys that I used to own but have since given away.

I store most of my toys in plastic drawers, as you can see here. Even my chargers and lube are tucked away in drawers!

As far as cleaning goes, I take the cheap route: dish soap and water. I froth them under the kitchen sink, scrub with an old toothbrush in the nooks and crannies, rinse, and set them on a paper towel to dry. Sometimes I dry them immediately with a paper towel if I need to put them away right then. I don’t really see the point of sex toy cleaning spray, but then again I don’t have to worry about leaving my gunky sex toys on the kitchen counter, either.

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How many times do you test a toy before you review it?

It really varies, but I’d say at least five times. I take notes and work on my review as I go along. Sometimes I’ll be finishing my review and realize there’s some other way I didn’t test the toy yet, so I’ll have to go do that. But usually I know when I’ve used the toy enough times to fully understand my feelings about it.

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What are your favorite toys / lube?

Tantus Splash, a well-read dildoAll my favorites are marked with heart icons on my toybox page. My favorite clitoral vibes are the EroscillatorWahlVibratex Mystic WandLeaf LifeWe-Vibe Touch, and LELO Mia. I also love (to the point of thinking everyone with a clitoris should own) the LELO Mona 2, which can be either a clit toy or an insertable.

My favorite dildos are the Vixen Creations Maverick, njoy Pure WandNobEssence Seduction, Jopen Key Comet G WandTantus Cush O2Crystal Delights Star DelightVixen Creations RandyTantus SplashCrystal Delights TwistVixen Creations Mustang, and Whipspider Rubberworks Jellyfish.

The only vibrating insertables I’ve ever liked were the LELO Mona 2Fun Factory Big Boss, and Papaya Toys Candy Stick. The Fun Factory Stronic Eins doesn’t vibrate, but it THRUSTS, and I fucking adore it.

My favorite butt plugs are the NobEssence Romp, njoy Pure PlugFun Factory Bootie, and Tantus Ryder.

My favorite other items are the LELO Luna Beads, Liberator Throe, and Spareparts Hardwear Joque harness. My boyfriend loves his Fleshlight. I don’t review lube because I don’t think I’m very perceptive about it, but I’m a hardcore Sliquid fanatic because all their stuff is glycerin- and paraben-free.

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What are your favorite G-spot toys?

NobEssence SeductionI find that a lot of toys, as long as they have a curve or pronounced head, hit my G-spot nowadays. But I particularly love my Vixen Creations Maverick, njoy Pure WandNobEssence Seduction, Jopen Key Comet G Wand, Fun Factory Stronic EinsVixen Creations Randy, Crystal Delights Twist, and LELO Mona 2.

It just depends on what kind of sensation I’m in the mood for. Maverick is squishy and huge, great for filled-up thrusting. The Pure Wand is a G-spotting god, but I actually tend to prefer the Seduction because its stimulation is even more intense. Fun Factory Stronic Eins if I want to be lazy and let the toy thrust for me. Randy is a beast. The Twist offers the most unique sensation, as I actually do “twist” it against my G-spot. If I want vibrations on my G-spot, I’ll pick up my Mona 2. The Jollet is good for stationary or hands-free G-spot stimulation.

If I want to squirt, the Pure WandJopen Key Comet G Wand, or Randy will do it, although a lot of things can as long as I thrust fast enough with them.

These are my personal favorites, though. If you’re just starting out on your G-spot journey, my suggestion would be the Tantus CometVixen Creations Mustang or Woody, Tantus Acute, Pleasure Works SirenLELO Ella, Doc Johnson Thinny MinnieTantus Rocket, or a glass toy with a curved head, like this one or this one.

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What is the worst toy you’ve ever tried?

Taffy Tickler Silicone SweetsI don’t know, maybe the one that felt like it was scraping my insides? The one that felt like a terrible speculum? The one that made me embarassed to have even tried it? The one that poked my ass, or the one that clogged my vagina? The one that made me feel like I pooped my pants? It’s hard to say, but I also have a special hate for vibes that are way too weak or ridiculously overpriced.

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What does your boyfriend think of all of this, you trollop?

We’ve been together for 9 years, so I started reviewing a couple years into our relationship. He has never been weird about toys at all, and if he was, we’d have a problem. I have very little tolerance for people who not only feel threatened by toys, but don’t understand the benefit of them. Jealousy is ugly — even more so when you’re jealous of something that brings your partner pleasure. And uh, sex toys are objects; people are people. If you’re too dense to get that, I don’t want to know you.

I try to convince my boyfriend to try more toys made for penises, but it’s like pulling teeth.

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What is that-one-toy in your header?

I’m glad you asked! I’ve written a legend for my header to satisfy your curiosity.

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How can I get into reviewing?

Check out my in-depth beginner’s guide to sex toy reviewing and blogging, and don’t forget to read my 15 rules for writing a sex toy review that doesn’t royally suck!

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Which companies should I buy from (and NOT buy from)?

Check out my buy toys page for the places I support. Behold my Shit List for those that you should avoid.

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Should I buy sex toys on Amazon?

Maybe. I generally advise people against buying on Amazon unless they must, because sex toy boutiques are doing such good work out there in the world (P.S. I work at one) and they deserve your support. Also, if you want to support me as a person who perhaps informed you about the glory of the Mona 2 or Fun Factory Stronic Eins, Amazon gives me the lowest commission rate. Like, if you buy the Mona 2 directly from LELO or from Babeland, I get about $28. If you buy the Mona 2 on Amazon, I get less than $10.

I will say this about Amazon: if the price of a toy seems too good to be true — someone’s being undercut. Whether your moral compass allows you to care about this is another story.

I’ve also heard rumblings about some companies not honoring warranties for toys purchased on Amazon. This will depend entirely on the company.

I’ve reached out to some manufacturers, and nobody is very happy about the way things are sold on Amazon. Robin Stewart, the brand manager at Jopen, explained:

We instituted MAP pricing about a year ago, and it has been a very “rough road” to travel down. We do not sell JOPEN products to Amazon, and we limited our distribution to only five (5) distributors in the US. The goal was to license retailers. Part of the license agreement requires MAP pricing. As you noted, the products are out there at low prices. How do they do it? A licensed retailer is supplying Amazon, the resellers who sell on Amazon, and we or our distributor have not figured out who is selling who. It’s a “grey market” movement of the goods, and each distributor is probably servicing a legitimate retailer, who is in turn supplying Amazon. We are not happy about this and neither are mainstream markets . . . if you shop Amazon, it is not just us, it’s everyone getting discounted… in adult as well as mainstream products.

Honestly, I don’t blame you too terribly much if you decide to go with Amazon. I know how money is. I know how expensive good sex toys can be. But it is a bit of a gamble, and not really the best choice for most people involved.

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When I buy a sex toy online, will it be shipped discreetly?

Yes, all reputable online sex shops ship and bill discreetly. Just check the FAQ or shipping info page on the site you want to purchase from (some examples: GoodVibes, Babeland, SheVibe, and my favorite, Early to Bed). Your order will come in a plain brown box with an inconspicuous return address. The only exceptions are when you purchase from a shitty online sex shop (like Adam & Eve, who are known for sending follow-up junk mail) or if you purchase something that has to go through customs, and thus must be described on the box (but even then, it’ll usually say “massager” or something).

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If I use vibrators, am I going to become desensitized or numb? Can I become addicted to sex toys? WHAT IF I CAN’T GET OFF WITH MY FINGERS? AM I RUINED?

Hitachi Magic Wand OriginalShort answer: no.

Long answer: as with many things, we can become accustomed to things over time. That applies to sex and masturbation as well. You can fall into a routine with your sex toys just as you can fall into a routine with a partner (the same foreplay, same positions, etc). Our bodies actually grow nerve pathways in response to stimulation. So with repetition, your body will come to expect certain triggers in order to orgasm. But these triggers can always be re-established by switching things up.

Yes, if you only ever have orgasms with vibrators, it will probably become more difficult to orgasm with your fingers. That doesn’t mean you can’t orgasm using your fingers (unless you’ve never been able to, which is also totally fine), but simply that you’re out of practice.

Physically, vibrators cannot permanently numb you or damage your tissue or nerves. The only actual “desensitization” that you can ever experience with a vibrator is temporary. Just as your hand will become numb if you hold a really strong vibrator against it, so will your vulva. This happens when nerve endings become fatigued. It’s harmless, and once the vibration ceases, sensation will return fairly quickly as blood returns to the genitals.

So, if you use the Hitachi Magic Wand every day for months, then yes, it will become difficult to orgasm with something weaker. But you can ALWAYS re-train your body. If you want to.

In general, though, can we stop with the endless fingers vs. vibrators debate? I’ve barely brought myself to orgasm with my fingers since, like, high school, AND I TURNED OUT FINE. Really, though… it’s a lot of unnecessary worrying. If you get off with something, hooray! Celebrate! Keep doing it! There is no hierarchy of pleasure which places fingers at the top. Come on, they are ancient compared to the vibrator technologies we have now.

Another thing people worry about unnecessarily is whether dildos (especially large ones) will make them “loose.” Again, no. Read up on vaginal elasticity. Vaginas are made to birth babies and then snap back, you guys. They can deal with dildos.

I take issue with the word “addiction” as well. Most clinical definitions of “addiction” characterize it as something harmful and compulsive. There is nothing harmful about using a sex toy. While it is possible for a person to become obsessed with any object or behavior, there is nothing about vibrators in particular that evokes this kind of attachment. Honestly, I think this rumor has been circulated by insecure men who think their almighty penises will be “replaced” by sex toys.

There is something else I would like to address in answering this question. It seems like the underlying reason this question comes up all the time is because people are worried about sex with a partner. They’re worried they won’t be able to have an orgasm during sex without a vibrator. Yo, world, it’s okay to use vibrators during sex! If that is what you need to get off, fucking take charge and make it happen. If your partner bellyaches about it, then I guess they don’t want you to have orgasms and you should probably dump them.

Seriously, though, watch Tristan Taormino’s Expert Guide to Female Orgasms and get some great suggestions for incorporating vibrators into partnered sex.

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How do I know if a sex toy is toxic?

Melting and oily toxic toys, photo via CATTWell, there’s no easy way, because the sex toy industry is unregulated and companies can produce things and label them however they want. Horror stories abound of toxic toys causing irritation, burning, rashes, and more. Toxic toys can off-gas, leaching oils and smells, and they can melt and degrade over time. Here’s a good recent article about toxic toys, and here are a couple older ones. Phthalates, a class of chemicals used to soften plastics, tend to be the culprit a lot of the time, but there are other things to worry about too.

You can do a flame test to determine if something is silicone, but it’s not as reliable as we’d all hope. There is one pretty surefire way to know: if the toy is soft and smells like a new shower curtain, it’s likely toxic.

But it’s really a matter of trusting certain companies over others. Certain companies use specialty materials, like glass (Crystal DelightsFucking SculpturesLuxotiq), wood (NobEssence), and stainless steel (njoy), and those are all a-OK. Some companies utilize a lot of hard plastic, and those are fine too (AnerosBswishEvolved NoveltiesVibratex).

These are the companies that use 100% pure silicone exclusively and make things without motors: TantusVixen CreationsBS is NiceJollies / Chavez Dezignz, and Vamp. Then, these vibrator makers have committed to body-safe materials only: CraveFun Factory, Je JoueJimmyjaneJopenLeafLELOMinnaOhMiBodPicoBongTickler, and We-Vibe.

The companies you have to worry about are the big ones: California Exotic NoveltiesNasstoysTopcoPipedream, and Doc Johnson. These companies tend to also make some body-safe products, but they are old school and still churn out tons of crap.

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What are your tips for traveling with sex toys?

LELO Mona 2 and other things being packedContrary to your worst fears and a few unfortunate horror stories, the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA) doesn’t really give a fuck about sex toys. Whatever you bring, they’ve probably seen it before. However, that won’t stop them from being hardasses and thinking everything’s a potential weapon or bomb.

There are pros and cons to both carry-ons and checked baggage. Carry-ons won’t ever get lost, but they can be searched in front of your fellow passengers. Checked baggage is searched more discreetly, but can sometimes get lost… or return to you with your toy stolen. If you opt to put your stuff in your checked baggage, be sure to label it so the TSA won’t feel the need to disassemble it. Don’t put it in something that can’t be opened; that’s just asking for trouble.

If you pack your toys in your carry-on, put them in plastic bags just in case a TSA agent decides to fondle them. ALWAYS remove batteries from your battery-operated toys. If your rechargeable toy has a travel lock function, use it! If not, you’ll need to drain the toy’s battery completely before travel. Buzzing vibrators notoriously make people think of bombs, and you do not want to be that person.

Dildos are an awkward thing for carry-ons. According to the TSA, “tools” less than 7 inches in length are allowed. However, if the item is “club-like” or can be mistaken as a weapon, it’s not allowed. So use common sense on that one.

Also, be sure to follow the 3-1-1 rule when packing lube in a carry-on. I like to buy a small plastic container (like one with hand sanitizer in it), wash it out, and fill it with my favorite lube. Otherwise, just pack lube samples, or stick your lube in your checked baggage (after taping it shut like a fiend).

Your best defense, though, is having a positive and nonchalant attitude. Some people may be embarrassed by sex toys, but you don’t have to be. Try not to be nervous, and if an agent questions you about one of your toys, don’t dodge the question — just calmly explain what it is.

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What are your favorite porn movies and pornstars?

My favorite performers are Sasha Grey, James DeenKimberly Kane, Danny Wylde, Belladonna, Joanna Angel, Christian, Tori Black, Evan Stone, Amber Rayne, Billy Castro, Sinn Sage, Derrick Pierce, Sean Michaels, Bobbi Starr, Roxy Deville, Wolf Hudson, Dylan Ryan, and Sinnamon Love.

I don’t tend to watch movies in full unless I have to review them, but my favorites would be My Own MasterRough SexBelladonna’s Strapped Dykes, Live In My Secrets, and all volumes of Tristan Taormino’s Chemistry series. Out of the things I haven’t reviewed, I seem to recall enjoying Belladonna: Sexual ExplorerMorphineShut Up and FuckJoanna Angel and James Deen’s European VacationFrisk Me, Beautiful Stranger, Wasteland, and Tori Black is Pretty Filthy 2.

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Why do you hate pink so much?

Because reasons.

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I’ve never owned a sex toy or have owned all shitty ones. What would you suggest?

LELO Mia 2It’s difficult to recommend something without knowing more about what someone is looking for. But generally you are going to want body-safe, non-porous materials. In terms of vibrators, something with variety in the vibration strengths is good for a beginner. A nice clitoral vibe like the LELO Mia is an excellent choice. It’s a luxury toy but not too expensive, and it’s very discreet. If you can swing it, the LELO Mona 2 is amazing.

A less expensive option might be to find a fun first timer’s kit. Early to Bed has this one and this deluxe version. Good Vibes’ Wild at Heart Kit is a good choice, or Babeland’s Vibrator Starter Kit or Orgasm in a Box. You’ll notice a trend here: I’m in favor of the Silver Bullet (or something else similar) as a cheap beginner’s toy because it has a range of power and can be enhanced with softer sleeves.

As far as insertables go, get yourself something nice from a good company such as Tantus, Vixen Creations, Fun Factory, LELO, njoyCrystal Delights, or NobEssence. These companies all use tip-top materials, so the toy you choose will last you a very long time, if not forever.

If you are new to penetration, I’d suggest a dildo that is about 1.25″ in diameter or less that is made of either silicone or glass. Nothing too textured or weirdly shaped or with too drastic a curve at the tip. My choices would be the Tantus Acute, the Tantus Compact, the Tantus Silk series, the Vixen Creations Spur or Mustang (expensive, I know, but the material is AMAZING and as squishy as you can get while still being silicone), or the Vixen Mistress.

Read this question for my suggestions on beginner’s anal toys.

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How on earth do I choose a toy if I don’t know what I like?

LELO Mona 2Get a toy that is versatile! If you have a vagina, I suggest something that can function as both a G-spot vibe and a clitoral vibe, something like the LELO Mona 2 or PicoBong Moka. That way you can try it many ways: as a non-vibrating G-spotter, as a vibrating G-spotter, and as a clitoral toy. Hopefully you’d like at least one of those ways!

An option for clitoral stimulation would be a hummer type vibe, which has two sides, one pinpoint and one more diffuse. You could also get a vibe that comes with a bunch of attachments, like the Mood Flirty, a pocket rocket, or Intimate Foreplay Kit. Or, pick up a Silver Bullet and trick it out with some sleeve attachments like the Diving Dolphin or Wild Hare.

In terms of dildos, maybe something double-ended with different sensations like the LELO Ella or Rose G-Spotter. Also, I only know of one person (out of a billion) who didn’t love the Pure Wand, which is good odds.

It’ll be hard to know how you feel about different materials until you feel and experience them. If you have access to a local sex toy shop, visit it and see which items intrigue you. Figure out which ones get good reviews and go from there. You’re going to have to spend some money, but with research, you hopefully won’t waste it. The more stuff you buy, the more you’ll know what you like, so you gotta just bite the bullet!

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I’m on a budget and need an inexpensive toy. What would you suggest?

For the purpose of this answer I’m going to define inexpensive as $40 or less. Then I’ll break it down by type of toy.

P.S. SheVibe tends to have the best prices, and always check my sales & deals page to find sex toy sales. Plus, the static coupon code EPIPHORA will always get you 10% off at Lovehoney, 20% off at Chavez Dezignz, 10% off at Early to Bed, and 10% off at the Smitten Kitten.

First things first: if you want sheer power, the Wahl is the best $20 you can spend. It is not, however, ergonomic. Or subtle.

Then: get something better than a watch battery bullet, trust me. You don’t want it to take N batteries or watch batteries, and it should take more than one AA or AAA. A cheap silver bullet like this  (or something else similar) is always good to have around. The Turbo Glider was my amigo for quite some time (although it is loud), and after that I really loved the Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet (and this one looks similar), until I moved on to rechargeables. I’ve heard good things about the PicoBong MokaVelvet Touch, Black Magic Bullet, Dream Massager G, Mini Wanachi, and Iconic Smoothie.

The thing about cheaper vibrators is that they’re all battery-powered, and batteries mean noise and surface-level vibrations. If you can spare some extra money, get the LELO Mia ($70), which is USB rechargeable and rumbly.

The LELO Ella is a good choice. Pleasure Works (Good Vibes’ in-house brand) makes some affordable silicone dildos, such as the Bullseye, Your Highness, Right Spot, and Charm. You can also get some epic dildo deals in Tantus’ closeout section. Tantus is the shit and their dildos generally sell for more like $60, so these are great deals.

A lot of glass toys from the bigger companies are under $30. My suggestions there would be the Icicles #7Icicles #31, or Rainbow Mega Nubby. There’s also the $22 Galaxy G, which is made of acrylic.

Other 100% silicone dildos from bigger companies: the Sedeux Flare and Please from Sportsheets; Thinny Minnie and anything else in the Platinum line from Doc Johnson; Kona and Fiji from California Exotic. All the dildos in California Exotic’s Love Rider line, and Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy Elite line are 100% silicone.

Also, since any vibrator can be a dildo if you don’t turn it on, Cal Exotic’s L’Amour and Couture vibrators are affordable. Evolved’s plastic vibrators are alright. The Orchid G could work for you.

Get the Fun Factory Bootie or anything from Tantus that appeals to you. The Fuze line from Happy Valley is also affordable. The Mood plugs from Doc Johnson and Booty Call from Cal Exotics look decent.

(Don’t hold your breath while I recount these ridic names.) Get the California Exotic L’Amour Premium Weighted Pleasure System, Couture Eclipse, Couture Eclipse II, Dr. Laura Berman Shades of Purple Anastasia’s Delight Orgasm Balls, or (if you’re overseas) the Tracey Cox Supersex Toner Balls or Bluebella Kegel Toner Balls. These are all basically the same product with very small tweaks. Because they aren’t coated in a ton of silicone, the balls on the inside are easily felt the way my loves the LELO Luna Beads are — for less than half the price. The only downfall is the obnoxiously stretchy retrieval string.

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Help! I need to pick out a sex toy gift for someone else!

Don’t even worry! I’ve written an entire guide for you.

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I want to find my G-spot / learn to squirt. Toy suggestions and tips plz!

My top picks would be the Jopen Key Comet G WandLELO Ellanjoy Pure Wand, and NobEssence Seduction, but if you’re inexperienced with toys, it might be better for you to get something smaller and less severe, like the Vixen Creations Mustang or Woody, Pleasure Works SirenTantus Comet, Doc Johnson Thinny MinnieTantus Acute, or Tantus Rocket. I’ve also heard of people having success with the glass Rose G-Spotter, and I myself first found my G-spot with a toy that merely had a pronounced head (no curve). What matters is that the toy has a pronounced or curved head, is comfortable for you, isn’t totally floppy, and is easy to thrust with.

You will absolutely want to pair this toy with a good clitoral vibe, like the Eroscillator, LELO Mona 2Vibratex Mystic WandLeaf LifeWe-Vibe Touch, or LELO Mia. Clitoral stimulation enhances G-spot stimulation greatly.

As for squirting tips, here’s a quick run-down of how I’d suggest you do  it. First prepare a nest for yourself — in a comfortable, distraction-free environment, with either the Liberator Throe or several towels under your butt. Take your time getting turned on first, even bringing yourself close to orgasm. Then, with lots o’ lube, insert your G-spot toy and start thrusting with it. Continue using the clitoral toy. Try to relax as much as possible and keep your vaginal muscles open, not clenched.  Increase your thrusting speed until you start to get the need-to-pee sensation. Keep thrusting until the feeling becomes almost overwhelming, and then THRUST SOME MORE. Hopefully, hopefully, you will squirt.

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I want to explore anal play for the first time. Suggestions?

Fun Factory Bootie

You’ll want a toy of 1″ in diameter or less and made of pure silicone.

I always recommend the Fun Factory Bootie to beginners, because I love it. It’s silicone, around $30, and very fun. But Tantus is the best purveyor of silicone butt plugs, so be sure to check their selection (and their closeout section, which has awesome deals!). They have a huge range of sizes and shapes. The MeteoriteLittle Flirt and Slim look particularly well-suited to beginners, and the Ripple Small could work if you don’t need a plug plug. (However, I think plugs are great for n00bs because they allow you to get comfortable with the sensation of something being in your ass.)

Happy Valley’s Fuze line of plugs is another good option, and those have a hole in the base for a bullet vibe.

As for lube, you’re going to want something thicker for anal, to provide cushion. And it needs to be water-based so as not to damage the toy. My favorite is Sliquid Sassy. Sliquid is amazing becauseall their lubes are glycerin and paraben free.

My tips for anal play are pretty simple: use lube, go slow, breathe, relax, and listen to your body. Oh, and go to the bathroom before using a plug!

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I want a strong vibe. What would you suggest?

You can’t go wrong with the Wahl. I also really like my LELO Mona 2 and Mystic Wand. Some of the strongest rechargeable clit vibes I’ve found have been the ones from We-Vibe: the Touch and Tango.

Rechargeables still haven’t caught up to plug-in toys in the power realm, but there’s always the Hitachi or the more adjustable Bodywand. I’ve heard good things about the PalmPower. By and large, I do not trust rechargeable wand vibes — my Acuvibe died and the LELO ones are disappointing.

The Eroscillator isn’t actually what I would call “powerful,” as it doesn’t vibrate, but it is an amazing clitoral toy that I feel I should mention constantly. Please don’t get the Rock Box.

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I want a gentler vibe. What would you suggest?

On the less expensive side, I would recommend any of the Tickler or Toyfriend vibes, any of the Tantus Little Secrets, any of the little vibes from PicoBong, the Fukuoku, or the Bcute. On the more expensive side, most rechargeable vibes (like the ones by LELO and Leaf) start out at a very low level when you first turn them on, which gives you some wiggle room just in case you want to move beyond the gentler settings in the future.

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I want a remote-controlled vibe that doesn’t suck. What would you suggest?

Good question, because most of them are horrible! I’ve tried several and they almost always fail miserably, usually because they have shitty range, shapes that do not match bodies, batteries that die in 5 seconds flat, or they break.

The updated LELO Lyla isn’t horrible, but many people will not find an insertable egg particularly pleasurable. You probably want the We-Vibe 4. It is not the quietest thing, but it’s about the only remote-controlled vibe that will work inside underwear and is actually pleasurable. (Caveat: I have yet to try it during sex so I have no thoughts on its “main” use.)

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I want a double-ended dildo. What would you suggest?

Tantus Feeldoe StoutI am far from an expert in this department. I don’t have any partners that I can penetrate with things, so my experience is very limited. I can, however, give you a list of all the two-person 100% silicone double-ended dildos out there and some of the objective qualities about them.

Some of these can be used without a harness, but they really do best when stabilized by one. The ones with holes for bullet vibes usually come with shitty watch battery bullets, which I suggest swapping out for a We-Vibe Tango.

Questions to ponder: what sort of shape and angle does the wearer want? The person being penetrated? Do you want vibrations? Do you want to try to go without a harness (I wish you luck)? Do you, like me, have a strong opinion about the finish on your silicone (I prefer glossy)? The squish factor?

Now, get the double-ended dildo of your dreams at SheVibe, Early to Bed, Good Vibes, Babeland, She BopLovehoney (international), or Come As You Are (Canada).

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I want a body-safe dildo with a suction cup base. What would you suggest?

Tantus Suction CupSome of Vixen’s toys have suction cup bases. These are, as far as I know: Leo, Randy, Maverick, Raquel, Mistress, Woody, and Spur. Verify these before buying, as Vixen changes their bases sometimes and I am not 100% on all of them. Maia has the Astral and Fairy. Pipedream’s Fetish Fantasy line has quite a few, but I hate Pipedream. There are a few from other manufacturers, such as Max and Cole.

Tantus toys do not have suction cup bases, but if they have a hole in the base (for a bullet vibe) you can buy the Tantus Suction Cup and turn them into suction cup dildos. The Suction Cup could potentially work for other dildos with holes in the base (like Happy Valley), but I’m not sure. For dildos with flat bases, Good Vibes makes a super cheap Double-Sided Suction Cup that can transform their bases into suction cups.

If you look outside the box, there are other options if what you want is to be able to ride your dildos. You could look into getting a Liberator shape that will hold dildos, such as the Wing. Or, you could get a thigh harness and strap it to a chair or other piece of furniture.

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Sex at the Swimming Pool

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X Sex at the Swimming Pool

Sex at the Swimming Pool

I was sitting in the pool area sipping on a bottle of water at one of the thousands of hotels in central Florida. I believe this one was a Hilton. The text I was waiting for arrived.

It read, “Light blue shirt, 40ish, thinning blonde hair headed out now, left front pocket.”

I glanced toward the door of the hotel just as a man fitting that description came through. I watched him long enough to pick up which direction he was headed and stood. I made my way around the other end of the pool and chose a new lounge chair to sit in, one that would be directly in my target’s line of sight.

As he sat in a chair a few yards away from me and began getting settled in I raised one of my knees and began to gently and slowly drip suntan oil on my leg. I kept my face straight ahead toward my legs but was watching him intently with my peripheral vision. I’m 26 and take excellent care of my body. I was a cheerleader in high school and college and keep in shape now out of habit. I run and work out practically every morning. I’m blonde and tan and can stand out when I want to. Some women look like me all over Florida, so I can also blend in when I so choose.

I have to blend in a lot. I go to a different hotel almost every day and want to be in the pool area but never actually get a room. Luckily ladies who look like me and are wearing swimsuits and a beach coverup and carrying a beach towel are rarely if ever questioned when heading to the pool. On the few occasions it does come up I come up with a story about meeting some friends. Sometimes I still get let in; other times I’m told I must wait for my buddies. When I’m told I have to hold on, I hang around a bit and then slip out. Once I’ve been noticed like that I believe it’s best to move on. To do what I do successfully, one really shouldn’t be noticed at this point. As I said, it very rarely happens.

Now was the time to stand out though. The coverup has been taken off and I’m on the lounge in a tasteful but revealing bikini. The oil on my legs and now arms has created a sleek, sexy look. And, boom, there it is. He has finally noticed me. I don’t look at him yet. He needs more of a show. I slowly go up and down my arms with the oil again, then my legs. He glanced around a bit when I was on my arms, but he didn’t move while my attention was on my legs.

“Got it,” I think to myself, “a leg man.”

Legs can really be the best tool in a seduction. It can be very difficult to use one’s tits without being obvious, but legs can be pretty much always on display and can be used seductively without being obvious.

He was watching me intently for long enough that I knew I had him. I was clearly out of his league, and he knew it. I was a fantasy for him. Guys like him didn’t get shots at girls who looked like me. He probably wouldn’t even have had a shot a dozen or so years ago when he was in his twenties.

After I finished oiling both legs I flipped suddenly to my side and locked my eyes into his. It happened too quickly for him to look away, and I saw panic about to set in, and his face began to turn red.

I gave a mischievous smile, stood, picked up my Keds, coverup, and towel and walked toward him.

Although the temperature was in the eighties I don’t believe he’d been sweating until now.

I took the lounge next to him, setting my items between our lounges, and said, “Hello there.”

“Uh, hi,” he stammered.

“Are you alone?” I asked.

“Yes,” he answered suspiciously. “Why?”

“No reason, sweetie,” I smiled, “I just wonder if your wife would like you to be staring at me like that.”

“I wasn’t staring, and how do you know I’m married.” He replied.

Still smiling, I leaned closer to him and whispered for effect, “You were, honey, and you’re wearing a wedding ring.”

I laughed a sweet little laugh as he looked at his ring as though he was horrified.

I kept talking. “It’s ok; it’ll be our secret.”

He actually looked at me relieved as though he was grateful.

“So where is the little Mrs.?” I inquired.

“She’s at home in Cincinnati; I’m here for an accounting conference,” was his reply.

I leaned back in my lounge and poured a bit of tanning oil on my chest and said, “Too bad for both of you. You should have brought her. She probably would have enjoyed it and you could have watched her do this.’

I was using my fingertips to oil my chest, as he desperately and rather unsuccessfully, tried to maintain eye contact.

“It’s not the same when you’re married,” he muttered.

“What honey?” I asked even though I heard clearly.

“Um, I asked if you were married,” he replied trying to recover quickly.

“I was, I’m celebrating my divorce actually; I’m just down from Atlanta trying to have fun.” I casually answered. All lies of course.

Then I locked his eyes again, “You know, the ‘no strings attached’ kind of fun,” I stated.

He paused as what I said sunk in and cautiously answered, “Sure, I guess.”

I turned onto my stomach and held the tanning oil out toward him, “You can do my back,” I said with a smile as I raised my eyebrows.

I learned this a while ago. Asking a guy to do this, particularly a married one, occasionally will be met with an objection or at least a question or two. By using the assumptive statement, especially with a little flirting, as though he’s getting away with something, I have never had any problems.

He poured some oil on my back and began to timidly rub. I reached my hand around and unhooked my top, letting it fall to the side. I could feel his hands pause, but I didn’t say anything, and soon enough they were back in motion.

An often overlooked step in the art of seduction is knowing when to stay quiet and still and simply let nature take its course.

He kept his hands on the middle of my back, as they all do, so I encouraged him along a little. “Please don’t miss the sides, sweetie, and my lower back.”

“But,” he began.

I cut him off, “It’s fine, I promise; you’re not doing anything I haven’t felt before.”

He began making bigger circles and added more oil.

“Mmmmm,” I uttered, “You’re making this feel soooo good.”

He looked at my face and I playfully bit my lip as though I was really turned on.

He didn’t say anything, but the pause in his movements told me he’d lost concentration.

“Go lower, please,” I encouraged.

As his hands made it to the small of my back I reached and pushed my suit down, exposing an inch or two of my ass.

“Don’t miss here,” I instructed.

This time there was no pause; he was fully compliant.

I guided him up and down my legs, back over my ass, with a return to my back. I had taken a few peeks along the way and knew that he was rock hard.

I learned the timing of his rubs and rolled over “accidentally” during one. Before he could react his hand had slid straight across one of my 34C tits.

He pulled back, terrified, and froze.

This was perfect. It completely assured me that he wouldn’t be thinking clearly.

“Now, I’ll do you,” I stated, completely ignoring that he had just gotten a handful of my tits.

He paused for a millisecond but predictably chose to go face down on his lounge rather than continue the awkward moment, and I began my gentle rub. My rubbing was more gentle, more sexual, and as I expected, he loved it.

After briefly doing his back, I did his neck and shoulders then gently massaged his ears.

I moved to his legs and started on his feet, then moved slowly up on a calf, pausing a bit on the area below the knee. That is a very sensitive area.

Now I needed him to talk a little.

“I love this pool area, don’t you?” I asked.

“Yeah,” he mumbled.

“My room is 330; I look out over it and each morning can’t wait to come down, what about you?” I continued.

I continued rubbing but was now on the back of his thighs. I was even going up into his shorts somewhat, not that he’d dare to complain.

“My room overlooks the golf course, not the pool,” he finally answered.

“Oh nice,” I replied.

This was it.

I moved my hands to his inner thighs and began gently teasing, just as close to his privates as I could get without touching. He literally let out a small moan, lol.

“I think the presidential suite overlooks the course. Room 800, I think. Is that yours?” I asked as the back of my hand brushed along his cock as lightly as a feather.

“Oh no, I’m in 412. Nothing special there.” He answered between gasps as he felt my hands.

“Let me help you get your whole back,” I said as I began a gentle tug on his swimsuit.

He raised up as his pants stuck, and I reached around and into his shorts. He was paralyzed as he thought I was reaching for his cock. But I stopped just short of it and pulled the drawstring untying his swimsuit so that I had better access.

“Let me get my towel, it’s pretty secluded here but I want a little more privacy,” I explained as I pulled my towel over his back and eased his shorts down.

I guided him as I turned him over so that he was now on his back with my towel over him.

I rolled his shirt up and placed it over his eyes. “That’ll keep the sun out of your eyes,” I explained. But I didn’t need to. He wasn’t going to move, and I knew it.

Under the towel I pulled his shorts down enough so that his cock popped free.

I poured some oil into my palm and wrapped it around his cock.

He was smiling as I began fingering around it.

With my right hand I began slowly stroking. I was very deliberate and very slow; I didn’t expect that he could last too long.

My left hand reached into the left pocket of the now loose suit and removed his hotel key card.

I placed the card inside one of my shoes which was on the ground right next to me.

Then I went back to stroking. “So big, honey, so hard,” I cooed as I sped up slightly.

“You’re amazing, does your wife do this for you?” I asked.

He paused, “No, she doesn’t,” he answered after a few seconds as I sped up the strokes.

Asking a guy about his wife in the middle like that usually is a good way to slow the event down as he loses focus for a few seconds.

Now that he was back focused I paid attention to him, “Too bad, honey. You deserve this. I’ll bet you work hard every day, don’t you. She should take care of you.”

As I spoke I slid my shoes out into the path directly in front of the lounge area where a lovely brunette woman quietly picked them up. She looked at me as she retrieved the key card and, with my free hand, I signaled “4 1 2.” She got the message, quietly set my shoes down and was gone.

“Yes,” he agreed.

“Well, I’m here now, baby, I’ll take care of you,” I said.

He nodded.

“Just tell me what you like,” I said as I gave a long full stroke up and down his shaft.

“This,” he said.

“Just this?” I teased as I gave another.

“Yes,” he managed to get out as I let my thumb slide along the lower side of his cock.

“Ok, baby, whatever you wish,” I answered.

I gently teased his cock for a few minutes, keeping him s hard as he could but not giving strokes as quickly as needed for relief.

A few minutes later and I could tell he was on the verge of moving from a state of arousal to a state of frustration.

I added some more oil, and I gave quicker fuller strokes while coaching him along. “That’s it, baby, cum for me, cum, baby, please cum, mmmmmm, yeah.”

He started shooting, “Oh, yes, mmmm, yeah, keep going, more, can’t you give me a little more?” I teased.

When I had completely milked him, I pulled the towel around him and kind of tucked him in. He looked so peaceful and content. I leaned in and gave him the most gentle kiss on his lips but pulled back when he tried to make it become more.

“Shhhh,” I said, “You just stay here and relax. I’m going to run get us a couple of drinks and an appetizer, ok?”

“I’ll go,” he said.

“No, sweetie,” I laughed, then whispered to him, “I kinda have a little mess to clean up on me, too.”

He smiled, knowing it was his mess.

‘What would you like?” I asked, “I’m thinking daiquiris.”

“Sounds good,” he said. Although I have a feeling that anything I had said would’ve sounded good.

“Ok, and maybe a shrimp cocktail?” I asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

“Alright, give me a few minutes, and I’ll be right back, ok?” I asked.

“Sure,” he confirmed.

“And you’ll watch my towel for me? I verified.

“Of course,” he agreed.

The towel is key. By asking him to watch a cheap towel it reinforces in his mind that I’ll be right back. He won’t think to question my return for a while.

“Be right back,” I said as I got up and slipped my shoes and coverup on and walked towards the hotel entrance.

The brunette from the pool area was sitting there waiting with a suitcase as I entered the lobby. We didn’t acknowledge each other, but we each left out the front door of the hotel a few seconds apart. I took a right and began walking down the sidewalk as she crossed the street to a parking lot.

A few minutes later and she had retrieved her car, put the suitcase in the back and driven the block or so down the road I had walked to pick me up.

As I got in she asked, “Are we in a hurry?”

“No, he’ll wait for quite a while. He wasn’t suspicious at all.” I answered.

“Anything good in his room?” I asked.

She grinned, “Better than most, Hiltons really are better, sis. He had a few hundred in cash, two computers, one Apple one even looked brand new, and some brand new jewelry, even had the receipt.”

“Probably bought that for his wife; I’ll take the jewelry.” I replied.

“You earned it,” she said, adding, “It’s a very nice suitcase too.”

“You keep it, I’ve got yesterday’s still.” I told her, and she nodded.

“What time is it?” I asked.

“About 3:00, you up for another?” she asked.

“With you at the pool and me in the lobby bar looking?” I asked for clarification.

“Sure, I can do that,” she agreed.

“Ok, but let’s go a couple of towns over and try a Marriott or Sheraton or something. We’ve been to too many Hiltons recently.” I insisted.

“Whatever you choose, sis, but we’re good; I left the note.” She told me as she kept driving down the highway.

The note she spoke of was a typed note outlining exactly what had been done to him. Namely that he had been burgled while getting a hand job. It instructed him to accept his losses and move on. That any reporting of it to either the hotel or the police would result in his wife receiving a complete account of his activities with another woman, complete with a few pictures. The note was left on his pillow, with his driver’s license that had been removed from his wallet, whether we acquired that at the pool or in the hotel room, it didn’t matter. That showed him that we knew his name and address. As far as we know, no one has ever complained. Turning in the letter would be introducing evidence of his hand job over to the authorities which could enable his wife to see it at some point down the road.

When the guy received this note, he had normally just spent an afternoon in the hot sun waiting for someone to return who hadn’t, then been frustrated by what he thought was losing his hotel key, so he had gone to the desk for another, then finally reached his room. So far these events plus the note had left the men so tired and exhausted that the last thing they wanted to do was explain what had happened to hotel employees, police, their wives, etc. Plus, he had no name and only a description that fit about half the women in the state.

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Paulina Porizkova, 57, is celebrating her body in new stripped-down photo

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Paulina Porizkova is celebrating her body in new stripped-down photo. (Photo: Getty Images)
Paulina Porizkova is celebrating her body in new stripped-down photo. (Photo: Getty Images)

Paulina Porizkova proudly shares how she celebrates her body in a recent Instagram post, while also addressing objectification.

On Friday, the 57-year-old model posted a stripped-down photo of herself sitting on a bed with nothing but a bedsheet draped across her torso. In a long caption alongside, she wrote a thoughtful sentiment about the portrayal of the naked female body.

"In a partriarchal [sic] society, women have always been seen as objects of desire or nurture. Because these are the needs of men who run the world. This is why youth and beauty are such a strong currency," she wrote, questioning how the power dynamic switches when a woman "objectifies" herself by choosing to share revealing photos. "She is taking the powers she has been given and using them in her own interest but is simultaneously helping to perpetuate a system which has always existed."

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She came to the conclusion that, in doing so, a woman will be "shamed and celebrated by both the perpetrators and the victims," while men are still held to a different standard. "Under these same rules, a man seizing his power is celebrated. He will only be shamed for NOT taking the opportunity," she continued.

Porizkova has encountered numerous examples of shaming when it comes to the content that she posts on her own platform. Back in April, she even responded to a commenter who shared his belief that the model is too old to be posting revealing photos.

"You must be in so much pain to keep posting bikini pictures at your age," he wrote. Porizkova replied, "I get comments like these every time I post a photo of my body. This is the ageist shaming that sets my teeth on edge. Older men are distinguished, older women are ugly."

Porizkova, who continues to share her personal experience with aging on social media, explained that objectification "falls mainly into the realm of youth," pointing out how the perception of exposure and what is considered acceptable evolve as you mature.

"When I was a young model exposing my body, it was because someone else approved of it. Someone else decided it was to be celebrated," she wrote. "I didn’t know enough to have an understanding of consequences. Hence, objectification."

As an adult woman, the dynamics of consent and intention have changed. "Now, when I expose my body, it is with my full knowledge and consent," she wrote. "Hence, celebration."

People took part in celebrating Porizkova as well and praising her message.

"Cheers to that sentiment and to you," photographer Nigel Barker commented.

"As women we need to support and celebrate each other more," another wrote. "You go girl."

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Rooftop Rendezvous

"And just where are we going?" She asked.

"You'll see." I promised.

"It's late, I have to get home."

"And you will. Just not yet." After nearly an hour of being cooped up in the car on the way home from a dinner date out of town, I knew the last thing she wanted was to remain in the car for another moment. My own legs were beginning to feel the effects of confinement. But I also knew the surprise would be well worth it. "Trust me."

We pulled off the highway on the downtown loop—not the exit she was expecting—and crossed two blocks down to a secured parking garage. I pulled into the drive and fished my card out of my wallet.

"What are we doing here? You didn't leaving something at work did you?"

I made no reply as the metal gate trundled up and admitted us to the inside of the structure. I drove up the incline and round and up an incline and round and up again. I passed my assigned spot without slowing down, and finally emerged on the roof level of the garage. I parked under a bright flood light that bathed the roof in a pool of amber.

"Come on, there's something I want to show you."

We exited the car, and walked toward the raised wall that marked the edge of the building. For only nine stories, the garage offered a heck of a view, far taller than the immediate squat buildings on either side, but dwarfed by the skyscrapers that made up the rest of downtown, which was lit for the holidays. Lights gleamed from the windows of buildings, Christmas decorations adorned the streets, and just past the roof of the next building over, we could see the top of the city Christmas tree.

She planted her gloved hands on the wall and looked out over the city. "Okay, this was worth a stop." She said, admiring the view. I was admiring something else, watching her bend at the waist to take the view in. She was wearing her black 'fuck me' pumps tonight, a sure sign that regardless of how tired she was, she still planned to act up tonight. Rising from the black heels were a pair of nice stalking clad legs topped off with a black skirt, a skirt that didn't hide her shapely ass.

Looking at her posed that way gave me a massive hard on. I set about quietly freeing myself from the confines of my pants and walked up behind her.

I put my hands on her hips in a familiar hug, and she sighed. Then I surprised her by hooking my hands up under her skirt and pulling her panties down. She gasped, but I had them stripped to her ankles and planted my face between her legs before she could utter a complaint.

"What... what... oooooh..."

The complementing extremes of the cool night air and the heat radiating from her pussy danced across my face. I breathed in the peach fragrance of her, working my tongue across the soft folds. She was already wet, but I wanted to make sure I'd have no trouble for what came next. She shuddered, and not just from the cold air.

My dick was hard, bobbing out from my groin like a diving board. I stood up and positioned myself behind her. The pumps brought her up to just the right height. I dove and my bulbous head and thick shaft disappeared into the soft pink folds of her in one long smooth stroke. She inhaled with a startled squawk. I gave her a moment to enjoy the fullness, and she responded by grinding back against me, little circular movements of her hips, pushing me in and out of her.

The city felt alive around us. Lights blazed from windows of skyscrapers and radio antenna above us, traffic signals and rolling traffic below. Our own circle of amber lighting was a harsh mimic of candlelight, just as our rough grunts and thrusts were perverted shades of lovemaking.

Across the street, an office building—one of those that never truly closed up shop after hours—blazed its florescent lights into the darkness, turning everything inside into sharp silhouettes. A man, staying late in some thankless job no doubt, stood near the windows making copies. We watched him as we fucked, almost wishing him to look our way.

She removed one glove and moved that hand to her wet dripping snatch, furiously working her clit.

"Ah, ah, ah..."

My hands moved forward, freeing her tits from her blouse. I felt her nipples instantly harden in the cool air as my fingers roamed over them. The man at the copy machine looked up... and dropped his file folder, papers spilling down the hall.

"Wanna give him a real show?" She panted. So she had seen.

"What do you have in mind?" I grunted in time with my thrusts.

She pulled away from me and dropped her skirt, then tore off her blouse the rest of the way. She stood on the rooftop wearing nothing but a lacy black bra her tits were already spilled over the top of, and a matching lace stalkings that ran up her legs to mid thigh, and of course, her fuck me pumps. Her thong had been discarded earlier. She ran one hand over each supple breast while the other fingered the wet hole I had been enjoying. She spun toward me and put her back to him and perched on the ledge.

One hand braced her on the edge, the other beckoned to me. I stepped forward and slid back inside of her, and she moaned, arching her back so that her tits swelled dramatically.

The man at the window had completely stopped what he was doing and stood dumbstruck, watching us.

Her spare hand went back to her clit, rubbing and flicking at the sensitive pearl as her hips moved up and down on me. The sky was clouding over threatening snow, and it was getting colder on the roof, but the combined heat of our fucking kept it at bay. I loved seeing her spread open before me, exposed in that harsh amber light, her nipples standing at attention while my dick worked in and out of her.

I had a hard time deciding what to look at, her or the man in the window across the street. Her hand abandoned its work and returned to the edge to steady her as she threw her legs up over my shoulders. Supporting herself on just her hands, she raised her ass up off the ledge and ground down hard on me. Our pace quickened, her long hair bouncing off her back with each thrust.

The man in the window reached into his pants and adjusted the growing hardness there.

Suddenly she tensed up and bore down on me, screaming my name from the rooftop. It echoed along the parking garage and down the streets until it was lost in the night. Her juices poured down the length of my shaft, squelching with each reinsertion. She smelled ripe, reeking of sex.

"Is he still watching?" She asked when her orgasm had subsided.

"Oh yes."

"Then pull out and come on my tits."

I was almost at the point of no return, and when she talks dirty it sends me over the top. This time was no exception. I slid out of her, and grasped my sticky dick with my hand, pumping once... twice... until my own juice shot forth. Cum splashed across her bare stomach and breasts in splatters and spurts. She smeared it across her, rubbing it into her skin, her nipples. Her body glistened under the amber street light.

The man in the window started picking up papers. She stood for a moment longer then began to pick up and shrug back into her clothes. Faintly in the distance, we could hear sirens in the night. Not for us, at least, not that we thought, just sounds of the city.

"I think maybe we should be going." She said, smiling.

"I think maybe you're right." We returned to the car, spent, just as the first snowflakes began to fall.

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Rumata's Parlour of Intense Decadence! [NSFW]
« on: December 03, 2011, 03:53:28 PM »
Hello there and welcome to Rumata's Parlour of Intense Decadence!!

Yeah, I've done it, don't be so shocked. I actually added a second exclamation mark to that title. Deal with it! Oh well, since your curiosity got the better of you and got you this far, might as well welcome you to my Parlour of Decadence! So... welcome... I guess...

A little bit about myself, I like pushing to the limits of perversity and as such my kinks are rather intense and numerous. I like plot but I like smut a lot more, as such I prefer smutty stories with plot intertwined between the smut to give it flavour and taste. I enjoying seeing the main heroine of the story having to go through all sorts of depravities and see her pushed to her limits in the most perverted ways possible.

Important, please read!
As a writing partner I pride myself as being patient and understanding, or at least I try to. I know life happens or sometimes you are too tired or your muse just won't cooperate. It has happened to me too, so I can relate. What I wish is to be informed about it!! No explanations or justifications required, I won't ask, just tell drop me a short line telling me that you're gonna be indisposed for the unforeseeable future in relation to our story or that you want us to put it on hold. Or you can just tell me that you no longer want to write our story, I understand if it gets too heavy to continue, so I appreciate being told.

So if you are tired, not in the mood, want to pause or want to stop writing, please, as a minimum courtesy, tell me. If you wish me to change the way I write or take the story down another path, or tone down the smut, just like before please tell me. I am always open to suggestion and always willing to improve myself and adapt to fit the needs of my partners.

I only expect to be treated the same way I would treat you if situations were reversed. If a story starts to feel heavy for me or I cannot cope with the writing style, then I will tell you and let you decide on how to proceed. It is the polite thing to do, to tell someone when you won't be able to reply any more.

Writing Style
The only place I like to RP on, is right here on Elliquiy. I only write in the third person and I prefer my partners to generally write in the third person as well. I do not mind to play multiple characters, be them main or secondary character, females or males.

When I write I try to put in at least 3 good paragraphs of 3-4 lines each and though I don't demand as much from my partners, it is appreciated. If my muse is up, I'll often post a lot more, at least matching that which my partner does or more. It all depends on how much my partner gives me to work with.

Length wise, given how this is forum RP, I prefer long term stories. For that to work I do need a good plot or a good premise to work with, though the main focus would be on smut. Despite my preference of smut over plot, while the smut will be intensive, the plot needs to be fun too. Because smut is not fun if there isn't a plot to dress it up nicely. Other than that, I am all for intense, kinky gratification and a lot of epic extreme fun!

Kinks and Fetishes
Kink wise I have absolutely no limits! Well, I do have some... very few... limits. Below there is a short list of preferences I have, though you can find more information on my f-list page. The list below is a simple list, with what I generally want in all my stories in order and the few cases of kinks which I sadly cannot do. The NO! list is non negotiable, period. That's just how it is, those are simply very huge turn offs for me.

I have no preference for role, as I can comfortably play both males and females as well as doms and subs. The kinks I like all have to apply to the main heroine of the story, no matter who plays her, me or my writing partner. As for preference for partners, I have only one and that is to be a literate writer, good (not perfect) English is a requirement.

= Creativity: I absolutely adore creative scenes! No matter what the setting or kinks, as long as its creative and depraved, I'm game!
= Intellegent RP: Language is a weapon to wield against the forces of boredom!
= Feedback: If you're enjoying the RP, then go ahead and tell me! If you think some things could be changed ad-lib, I'm happy to do it!
= Descriptive Sex: Throatfuck her until her face is a drooling spit-soaked mess. Ass and cunt rape her until both holes are frothy obscenely gaping dripping gooey messes of slut juices and cum! Or... make it dainty and elegant. Regardless, descriptive is key! I try my best and I expect the same.
= Dirty Talk: Vulgarity is great, both when its done aggressively, lustfully or sweetly. I love calling the heroine dirty words: fuckslut, cumwhore, cumslut, fuckpig, bitch, cumdump, cocksleeve, cocksocket, dirty cunt, slutty cunt, gaping fuckhole, princess whore, etc.
= Ahegao: When someone has so many orgasms, it all melts into one mind-shattering endless brainmush cum.
= Incest: I enjoy all pairings of this kink that contain older male family member + younger female family member. My biggest preference for this being twincest.
= Bestiality: Fucking horses, dogs, bulls, pigs and other actual animals, treating the heroine as the animal she is fucking or treating as lesser than that.
= Objectification: I love this kink, treating the heroine like an object or less. The idea of worthlessness, imprinting on the heroine that she has no worth is quite something.
= Excessive Cum: Having cum oozing out of the heroine's holes or having her covered in it, either wet or drying up, having her wear it and not clean it, as a badge of honour or shame.
= Cum/Urine Marking: Wearing cum or urine on the heroine's skin, hair, face, as a badge of honour or shame.
= Cum/Urine inflation: Having cum or urine pumped into the heroine through any of her three holes, leading to her belly inflating.
= Watersports: Urine play, either having the heroine drenched in it, having her drink it or having her and her holes used as an urinal.
= Covered in Fluids: The heroine covered in cum, urine, body sweat, drool, is always a hot sight to behold.
= Multiple Penetration: She has three holes and I want all three of them used and abused.
= Multiple Insertions: Having more than one cock or multiple objects shoved in any of her holes.
= Gangbangs: Having multiple partners use the heroine at the same time like some sex doll is rather hot.
= Humiliation: All variations of this kink, simple humiliation, public humiliation, extreme humiliation, is a big plus always.
= Degradation: Treating her like she is nothing or less than nothing, bringing down her self esteem and self worth.
= Cervical Penetration: Fucking her womb and filling it with fluids is almost a requirement for all encounters!
= Pet Play: Treating and using her like a pony or a puppy with the appropriate leather gear that forces her into her role is very hot.
= Bondage: The use of shackles, leathers, ropes, anything really to bind and restrict partially or totally for periods of times.
= Branding: Applying brands of ownership on the heroine's skin.
= Sexual Tattoos: Covering the heroine in perverted, vulgar and sexually graphic tattoos.
= Genital/Nipple Piercings: Piercing her septum with a ring, her nipples with studs and rings connected by a chain, her privates such as her clit, her labia and her rim.
= Physical Punishment: Slapping or spanking her on her ass, pussy, breasts and face until her skin reddens.
= Pregnancy: Getting her pregnant with both normal and fantastic pregnancies, such as litter of puppies, a foal or two, etc.
= Lactation: Having her breasts lactate so she can be milked, up to the point where her nipples would constantly drool trickles of milk.
= Gaping: Having her holes used by large cocks, fists, objects that end with her holes gaping widely and pervertedly.
= Anal/Vaginal Fisting: Fucking her ass or pussy with one or more hands or fists.

= Everything else: If you're thinking of a kink I've not mentioned, it probably fits here in the maybe section. If your RP contains a few of my fave elements or yes elements, its likely I might be willing to entertain your fetishes too!

= M/M or F/F scenes: Nothing against those pairings, but they don't do anything for me. Though F/F I can be talked into if it is a scene and not the focus of the story.
= Scat: I find nothing sexual in this, quite the opposite.
= Gore and/or Vore: Just as before, I find nothing sexual about these kinks, rather the opposite.

Story ideas and fandoms!

Generally any setting where the main heroine and victim is a Princess, that is a big turn on for me. I just love seeing royal princesses go through all manners of kinks and perversions as they have to serve even the lowliest of men and beasts. Not to mention have their bodies used to sate all kinds of perverted desires.

My favourite fandoms are:
= Raven & Starfire from Teen Titans.
= Hermione Granger from Harry Potter.
= Tali'zorah from Mass Effect.
= Triss Merigold & Yennefer & Shani from The Witcher.
= Jaina Proudmore & Alexstrasza & Tyrande & Yrel from Warcraft.
= Gogo Tomago & Honey Lemon from Big Hero 6.
= Princess Jasmine from Aladdin.
= Astrid Hofferson from How to train your dragon.
= Pearl from the Steven Universe.
= Max from Life is Strange.
= Rogue from X-Men Teens

If you have any questions or want to answer my requests, please PM me. Also keep all our future conversations into that PM please. I hate having to track multiple PMs with the same person.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2016, 07:08:22 AM by Rumata »

Online RumataTopic starter

Re: Rumata's Parlour of Intense Decadence!
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2016, 09:40:18 PM »
Story Cravings!!

-=True Self=-
Original setting (not mine) - OC character played by me

John was born 2 minutes after his sister Ami and that changed everything. Being the oldest even by 2 min she has always lorded that over him and used that advantage to dominate him. It didn't help that when he was young he had an accident that prevented his body from producing enough testosterone needed to grow up properly. So he looked rather girly for a boy growing up, even letting his hair grow up to cover up the scar. Which lead to him looking identically like his sister, leading everyone believing they were actually two sisters. But as they grew up, their parents had finally made a call and decided to give him an experimental drug that would either push his body one way or the other. Their parents were scientists working on some revolutionary new drugs and this was also the opportunity to test one of those drugs.

The drug pushed his body to the other side, transforming him on his 16th birthday into a she, leaving no one else the wiser that he had been a boy before. Their mother at the same time had also wanted to take the drug, for a long time desiring to switch as well. But for her the transformation didn't happen, leaving her with only a very large and well endowed cock. The drugs on John, now Haley, also had another side effect. It made his body produce a high amount of pheromones that made everyone around her go wild with lust for her.

So now with a fresh new body Haley had to contend with her father and mother fucking her daily to deal with the effect of her pheromones. At school the same thing, all of her former friends spend most of the day fucking her in any way or shape possible. Fucking Haley had become the local sport of their small town, so much so that Haley wears only a few clothes of any at times. Even her new imposed boyfriend goes around with her making her fuck bums, dogs, his friends, etc. Her parents go as far as having her fuck horses regularly to test her body and try to cure her pheromone problem.

Her sister Ami, jealous of the attention she is getting also causes her great amount of grief. Beating her, drawing lewd and vulgar things on her, making her get pervy tattoos and decorating her body with exaggerated amounts of piercings that their parents strangely agree with. She also forces her to fuck all manner of strange things, pumps her full of fertility drugs to get her pregnant, regularly stuffs large objects in her holes and does anything to make her life more miserable. Going as far as convincing everyone that Haley is a secret pain addict and she likes being hurt, beaten and peed on and in. So poor Haley is in for a world of abuse and depravity.

-=A whole new life=-
Original setting

Mark has always been a smart for a 16 year old kid, some might have said too smart for his own good. However when he stumbles over a girl claiming to have been a guy, kidnapped and then transformed into a girl, forced to prostitute him/her self, his life change dramatically. He still didn't know what made him believe her, but he did. However as he was helping her escape, they got into an accident. The next time he woke was three months later, in a body that was no longer his. Well it was his, but it no longer resembled his old self.

His captors, the girl's former captors, greeted him telling him that the girl was killed during the crash so he had to take their place. Both the previous guy-turned-girl and now Mark, looked like the strange couple's deceases daughter. Being part of a secret society with unique advances in medicine, they transformed both the previous doppelganger and now Mark into girls that look like their daughter. The purpose being for Mark now to go out, pretend to be their daughter and get pregnant. Now having to call himself Hailey, with a device implanted inside of her that causes her varied degrees of pain when her new 'parents' decide, she has to go to school and pretend to be a normal 16 year old girl.

Her 'parents' have ordered her that she is to never refuse a boy or man who asks her to have sex, basically she's to be available to everyone to fuck until she gets pregnant. Her clothes are only skimpy dresses and shirts, while they give her bi daily drug cocktails to keep her very horny, wet and lactating. She find and makes friends with a few girls in the neighborhood and they accept her quickly as their new friend. They are also in the cheering squad and they get Hailey to join as well.

There's a high school romance going on as well, as the most popular kid in school, from a rich background falls in love with Hailey and they hit it off. Between her new 'parents' pimping her out to old men for cash, to make up for costs of the loss of the previous Hailey and the costs of her operations, and her life as normal girl, she has to cope with weekly beatings, household abuse, etc.

Eventually her 'parents' and their organization would get caught and imprisoned, and she'll be 'free'. In this society, slavery of women is legal, but only if they get convicted of a crime. As a slave anything is permitted to happen to them, excluding death, and their owner gets free reign over them. Given how sex change is illegal, despite having it done against her will and being kidnapped, she is the object of a crime at least and as such the law requires her to be enslaved. Her boyfriend intervenes and gets her assigned to him, purchasing her from the state as his slave.

Then from here, everything goes, it's as far as I have gotten. This is a role I'd like to play and I am looking for a literate partner who can write at least three interesting paragraphs per reply and is reasonable active. For more information you can read the first post of my first link in my signature for my O/O's. I'd like this story to be rather kink intensive with a lot of smut.

Inspirational pictures: Warning NSFW!
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« Last Edit: June 27, 2016, 01:41:06 PM by Rumata »

Online RumataTopic starter

Re: Rumata's Parlour of Intense Decadence! [NSFW]
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2016, 07:54:57 AM »
Borrowed Story Ideas. These are not my ideas, but I saw them in other folk's thread so I am ninja-ing them!!

-=Between a Rock and a Smashy Place=-
The Fantastic Four - Susan Storm

The premise is that Reed Richards has found a potential cure for both Ben Grimm's and Bruce Banner's conditions. As such he tries to cure the both of them. But before the cure can be applied Johnny being his usual playful self, by mistake causes and error in the machines, leading to Reed's cure having an averse effect. Basically instead of curing the Thing and the Hulk, the serum prepared by the computer injects them with something similar to super human viagra. The only target in sight of both the Hulk and the Thing now being Sue, which given their particular situations looks more and more fuckable by the minute. So both of them loose control and jump on poor Sue, ending up tearing into her cunt and ass around their bestial and rocky huge cocks, turning her into the invisible cock-sleeve!

-=The Elven Harlot=-
Dragon Age 2 - Merrill, FemHawke, Bethany

Dragon Age 2: Someone sells Merrill out to the Templars, but they bust in just as she is bathing herself. The Templars decide that a Psuedo-Willing Whore is more useful than a Tranquil, and decide to 'negotiate' this with Merrill. Merrill is pulled forced to suck off one of the Templars while the Templars make it clear that she'll let any Templars use her to service their carnal needs. She (reluctantly) agrees, and also agrees to not tell any of her friends, lest she still be made tranquil or killed. The following would be a Series of one shots that chronicles the Templars taking advantage of their rights with Merrill. Eventually, after the Qunari attack, FemHawke walks upon Merrill being fucked by a few Templars. Hawke tries to save Merrill, only to get raped in the attempt. Now the Templars make Hawke aware, in no uncertain terms, that she too will belong to the Templars. their would be 1 or 2 more one shots, then a finale where Hawke is defeated by Meredeth, and is forced(Along with Merrill and Bethany) to publicly service the Victorious Templars.

-=The Normandy Whores=-
Mass Effect - Tali'zorah, Male/Fem Shepard, Liara, Miranda

This starts out when Shepard agrees to allow Balak aboard the Normandy in order to gain the Batarian's help in fighting against what ever threat there is around the galaxy and usher in a new era of Human-Batarian relations, just like Shepard did with Nihilus the Turian Spectre. But Balak takes a shinning to Tali and begins to rile up the crew to get in on a plan to turn the sexy Quarian into their plaything. Liara who had so far competed and lost in front of Tali in their competition for Shepard's love, is easily turned to Balak's side. So soon enough, while Shepard is away, they start to abuse Tali turning her into the ship's whore, SuitRat vas Normandy, coupled with kinky new costume and the works.

Miranda, being left second in charge discovers this and lets it all happen or even joins in. When Shepard eventually discovers the blame is shifted on Miranda, whom he forces to serve as the ship's whore along side Tali, to ease Tali's work load, seeing as how Liara threatens to kill Tali if Shepard doesn't cooperate with her abuse. From here on out if we use Femshep, she can also be whored to the crew, Balak might get one over Liara and enslave her too, the possibilities are endless!

-=Urdnot's Slave=-
Mass Effect - Tali'zorah, Fem Shepard

When it is discovered that Shepard destroyed a Genophage Cure she is enslaved by clan Urdnot (under Urdnot Wreav), together with Tali who had been there by her side when she destroyed the Cure, and thrown into the Varren pit to start with. The rest of the crew, save Grunt, goes to finish the mission on orders from Shepard. This is basically Shepard and Tali getting what the Krogan kink they deserve, loosing their freedom (sexual and otherwise) as Urdnot's Slaves.

-=XXX Normandy=-
Mass Effect - Tali'zorah, Miranda, Fem Shepard

Shepard, Tali and Miranda are traveling through Omega for whatever reason, and they run across a Vengeful Warden Kuril with a Blue Sons group...and they take Shepard and the 2 Squaddies....we then jump to a recently opened Whore House Called the XXX Normandy, which is run by Former-Warden Kuril, and 'staffed' by all the females that had previously served on the Normandy SR-2 before the Blue Sons captured it with Shepard away. at this point, the Blue Sons Whores thing would mostly be a Framing device for a lot of one shots from my perverted mind.

-=The Crew's Toy=-
Mass Effect - Tali'zorah

After the first game, Tali gets mugged, everything of value is taken; including the data she was going to bring to the Migrant Fleet. In an effort to make some money to get off of the Citadel, she takes a mechanic job on a light freighter. The captain also offers a substantial pay rise if she 'sells' her body to him, even offering to help Tali find something worthy of respect to give back to the Flotilla.
« Last Edit: July 15, 2016, 07:08:56 AM by Rumata »

Online RumataTopic starter

Re: Rumata's Parlour of Intense Decadence! [NSFW]
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2016, 01:50:40 PM »
New Story Craving

-=The only alternative=-
The Witcher 3 - Triss, Yennefer, Ciri, Shani

While helping the witcher Geralt find his adoptive daughter Ciri, Yennefer travels to Novigrad to team up with Triss and help in her search. However they both end up getting caught by the notorious Novigrad Witch Hunters that control the city. The last thing heard about the two sorceresses is that they were taken to a hidden underground brothel, where the Witch Hunters keep all the beautiful mages and magic users to torture, rape and abuse in exchange for coin.

After finding Ciri, Geralt embarks on a quest to save the two women that he is torn between. However after weeks or months of fruitless searching despair comes upon him. His friends Dandelion and Zoltan come up with the idea that he should pass as a man of similar repute that trades in goods of the flesh. Goods of the flesh that suffer similarly brutal fates like the witches captured by the Witch Hunters are being rumored to suffer.

Ciri volunteers to serve as his slave in order to help him infiltrate the establishment, with Shani insisting in joining with her to keep her safe as much as she could. With that settled it is up to Geralt to put the two girls through hell and worse in order to catch the attention of the Witch Hunters and get invited to their private club.

ooc: Am looking for a really dark story here, with very intense kinks. Everything goes except mutilation and scat. Expect beatings, heavy piercings, degradation, objectification, watersports, bestiality, the works.

Online RumataTopic starter

Re: Rumata's Parlour of Intense Decadence! [NSFW]
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2016, 05:55:57 AM »
New Story Craving

-=Princess of Suffering=-
Dysney/Original

The King's youngest daughter is coming of age and as a princess of the real she has to choose between marriage and becoming a priestess, as is expected of her. But at the end of her initial training rather then joining one of the more socially acceptable cults, she becomes a priestess of the Goddess of Wanton Suffering. Much to the King's despair.

As a priestess of the Goddess of Wanton Suffering, she must endure daily suffering of the extreme variety. From daily whipping and beatings, to suffering the branding iron on her skin, to having her privates and other body parts pierced. Her body would be available for the believers to hurt and abuse as it would be their duty to hurt her. As the Goddess demands, the followers must hurt the priestesses as a sign of devotion.

Even the King when offering gifts to the cults of the Kingdom. After all as ruler he must once a year at least partake in a ritual of each cult, as such he must too hurt and abuse his daughter as she serves the Goddess.

The princess could be an original character in an original setting. Or could be either Princess Jasmine or Princess Ariel. I would enjoy it greatly if we could work in such a scenario for either of those two princess, though Princess Jasmine is my favourite!!

This story is a dark one, with a lot of abuse and suffering for the princess. Expect no mercy for her as she is used as a toy, fuck hole and urinal for both men and beasts.


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