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Our big fancy desks were traded for regular tables.
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It was very strange being the only male in an otherwise totally female office. I’m sure that in another situation like that I would be the boss not the secretary to the boss.

I had only been with the company for a month or so when we were moved into a new location. However, instead of a bigger area we were even more confined. Where the boss had a large office with her secretary right outside, she then had a smaller office with her secretary in her office with her. Beyond that it had been decided that instead of big flashy desks, that we would all get a six-foot folding table that most places use for weddings. Each office was assigned four folding chairs, two computers, and one printer. Needless to say my boss had a boss of her own that had made the current decision.

The room had been set up with the two desks facing each other with the printer on a smaller table between them.

Victoria twisted and turned constantly all morning and had sent me out for coffee three times.

Finally, she ordered lunch to be delivered for the both of us.

While we waited for it to arrive we were alone in our new office area. Everyone else had left to find new places to eat lunch in the strange location.

Victoria said, “Okay! Look! I’m not comfortable with an open deck front like this. You can look up my skirt and there is no way in hell that I can keep my knees together forever. So I have decided to just spread my knees and let you look. I assume that after a while I will become more comfortable with it and that you may loose the desire to look.”

I was grinning ear to ear by the time she finished her statement and then sat back and opened up.

I was treated to a pair of baby blue panties with white ruffles around the leg openings. There was a much darker spot right at the bottom of her slit. She had been excited and was dripping cum.

I automatically reached down to adjust the growing erection in my pants.

Victoria said, “I see that we have similar problems.”

Just then the delivery guy arrived with our deli order. We pretty much ate in silence with me staring at her panty-covered pussy.

After we ate, Victoria asked, “Since we have similar problems would it be too weird if we took care of our problems in front of one another?”

I asked, “Are you suggesting that we masturbate together?”

Victoria answered, “Yes.”

She slipped a couple of fingers into a leg opening, felt around, and then closed her eyes and got busy.

I unzipped my pants, pulled my cock out, and started stroking it as I watched her fingers twitch behind the thin material.

Victoria moaned, then groaned, and then let out a big gasp of air. She did that four times before I had to scoot forward and shot my load onto the tiled floor.

When I looked up Victoria was smiling at me and pushed her Kleenex box to the corner of her table. I took two out and cleaned my cock, my fingers, and then the floor.

Victoria said, “That was nice. If you don’t mind I would like to do that several times a day with you. I used to do it all the time when I was alone in my office but doing it with you was fantastic.”

So that afternoon we got a lot of work done and had a mutual masturbation party every couple of hours. Victoria had one of her own about every half-hour.

When it was quitting time Victoria stayed around and I walked out with a couple of the other secretaries.

I asked, “How did you like the table arrangement in your office?”

They laughed and one said, “The first thing we did was push the desks together. Neither one of us wanted to look up the other’s skirt. Besides, I think my boss plays with herself when she is working.”

The other one said, “I know that I do.”

The first one got a smirk on her face and asked, “How did you handle the desk positions? I mean table positions.”

I’m sure that I blushed when I said, “It worked out fine.”

They giggled and we separated to go to our own cars.

The next morning Victoria said, “You might have noticed that the other women have all pushed their tables together. Do you mind our arrangement?”

I smiled and said, “I like it just the way that we have it. What panties are you wearing today?”

With that said, Victoria sat down and opened her knees up wide, she scooted to the edge of her chair and said, “Today I chose the pair that I like to go out bar hopping in.”

I had to smile, they were red satin with ‘Fuck Me’ printed over her mound.

I asked, “Is that an invitation?”

To witch Victoria replied, “Absolutely.”

The door did not have a lock on it but I was able to jam the printer table between the door and my desk table. Then I asked Victoria to sit up on her desk table. I took her panties off and then I removed my shoes, my pants, and my underwear.

I got up on the table, placed the head of my cock against her moist fuck hole, and thrust into her. She had to stifle a cry of extreme pleasure. I got into a fairly rapid fucking motion that was not going to take very long at all. In just moments I could feel the cum swelling up in my penis, wanting to get out. I slammed into my boss for all I was worth. Her orgasm hit as I was splashing cum all over her insides. Then at the very end just as I was planning on pulling out, the table broke, sending us both to the floor laughing our asses off. I scrambled to get my pants on, hiding my underwear in my back pocket. I just managed to get my shoes on when ten people were banging on our door asking us if we were alright.

I moved the printer table back in place, opened the door, and said, “There was a spider on the ceiling so I stood up on her desk to kill it. I wouldn’t recommend any of you doing that though.”

They had their little giggle at my expense and went back to their own offices…all except for one the girls from the night before. The one named Emma.

Emma whispered, “Good thinking, letting him use your panties to kill the spider with.” Then she pointed along the floor near a corner.

Sure enough, there were Victoria’s red satin panties, right where I had tossed them. They had landed perfectly, so that she could read ‘Fuck Me’ from where she was standing.

Despite everything, our department continued to improve its efficiency.

Victoria and I never did push our tables together. However, sex on the tile floor became an every day affair for us during lunch.

Emma always stood watch for us, and then I would take Emma home with me every night. She became a great girlfriend, helping me fuck my boss. She was such a good girlfriend that I married her.

Victoria paid for our honeymoon and then went on it with us. We had wonderful threesomes every night.

The End
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YOOO - vibrator by Fun Factory - review by Kayla

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The Yooo is my newest lover. The vibration levels are amazingly strong, and the unique shape gives me so many naughty ideas. This even makes a great male's toy for the two of us. I just wish the buttons were easier to press; if that was fixed, this would probably be the top vibrator in my toy box.
Amazingly strong, Very unique/versatile, Good variance in low to high vibes, Waterproof, Adorable!
Hard-to-push buttons, Can make fingers numb
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Oh, Yooo, how can I say enough about Yooo? Yooo and your three little silicone bulbs have made me a happy little camper. Yooo are waterproof and charge through your magnetic charging port. Yooo have a little blue LED back-lit display that makes it easy to know when I've successfully pushed your buttons. Yooo are so amazingly easy to control with your +, -, and * controls. Yooo are just, honestly, a dream come true.

That's annoying, right? It's true though; Yooo and I get along just fine. I absolutely am in love with the strength and quietness of the vibrations that Yooo puts off. There are two separate motors. Each one is in one of the side bulbs that Yooo has. This makes Yooo multi-functional because, unlike a vibe which just has one motor for the body of the toy, Yooo can stimulate two different areas at once. I've mostly used it with one bulb (the smaller bulb) up on my clitoris with the larger bulb resting on the vulva. It seems to work pretty well this way, but unfortunately, on the higher speed settings, holding the Yooo on the middle bulb can make your fingers get numb - and fast. This thing puts out some serious power, and while my sexual organs love it, my fingers don't.

I was amused at trying to find some of the non-sex functions. I normally don't do this with toys, but I think it has something to do with the unique shape of Yooo. For one, this works excellently for a massage as long as you use water-based massage oil. (Oil-based will hurt the silicone of Yooo) If you don't use massage oil, the silicone painfully drags along the skin. I don't notice the dragging with sexual use since I pretty much leave Yooo in one place with sexual use. We also used Yooo on the boyfriend's penis as well. Because there's a little alcove between the two silicone bulbs, the Yooo conforms really nicely to be glided along a penis. Again, you need lube to do that or it just ends up hurting. It works really nicely up along the underside of the shaft, but obviously, it'll be fine wherever your guy is sensitive. We didn't try it on his testicles (I may have a record of not playing nice, and he won't "let" me near them), but it'd be possible to rest this along a guy's testicles or along the perineum.

The boyfriend fought with the charger a bit, but he says it's not too hard to line up. It will slip off from charging if something bumps it though, so keep it away from high-traffic areas. He says the light lights up when the charger connects successfully, and we didn't time it, but we took it off four hours later, and it seemed to be just fine. I haven't managed to run it dry of power yet, though.

The vibration-level are just so amazing. Really. It's like my little mini, portable Hitachi. The vibration strengths are rumbly as well, so I really have no complaints to make about the strength of the vibrations. They start off moderately soft for those who enjoy building up, and they go up to "omg!" strength. The vibration levels aren't too loud either. They definitely could be hurt in the same room, but unless you are on the highest setting, I couldn't hear it through a closed door. I own rabbit vibrators that are much louder than this toy. If you are worried, music seems to cover up the Yoo's noises really well.

Controlling your Yooo is easy. There's a plus, a minus, and star button. The plus button must be held down for two seconds to start up the vibrations, and then a simple button press will turn them up from there. The minus button decreases the strength of the vibrations. The star button actually acts as a little "boost" to the vibrations. If you hold it down for a second, it just gives a second of boost, but if you hold it down for a couple seconds then releases, it stays with with the uber-strong boosted setting until you press the minus button.
My only, only big complaint about my Yooo? The buttons. I'm not sure what it is with amazing clitoral vibrators having bad buttons (first the MiMi, now you, my Yooo love), but these buttons are really hard to push. They are so hard that much hand ends up shaking a bit when holding the + button down for the two seconds required to turn the vibrations on. FunFactory vibrators normally have easy-click buttons, so I have no idea why in the world this one managed to get such sad buttons. They really are difficult to click and change, and worrying about pushing down hard enough is not in my list of enjoyable things to do while masturbating.

This silicone, while not amazingly plushy, is still squishy. It seems like there is the motor and everything underneath each ball, so it doesn't flex that much, but you can definitely feel the squish of the little bulbs when you squish them. The silicone material also is a lint magnet (sadface), so be careful which storage pouch you store it in. When using lubricant, Yooo is only compatible with water-based lubricants, and it can be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap. It can be sterilized by using bleach on the silicone parts, but honestly, I'd probably just avoid sharing the Yooo because it shouldn't be boiled for sterilization, and it's an odd shape to fit in a condom. (You could probably use a hand-glove though)

My Yooo and I are best friends now. Really. It'd be my Best Friend Forever if the buttons were just easier to press. Regardless, I'm still going to be using my Yooo on a regular basis - even with the frustrating buttons. The vibration strengths partnered with the unique shape and great appplications for the shape make this an amazing, unforgettable vibrator in my toybox.

(As a sidenote, the Actual Size widget is very accurate. I own the pink Yooo, and my Yooo is a bit more vibrant in pink than the on-screen color though.)
Follow-up commentary
The Yooo is still a good vibrator; I don't have much against it, but it just really wasn't the one for me. I feel like the design and controls would be perfect for someone who really loves full-area stimulation, but I didn't find too much love for it. Plus, the buttons sometimes fought with me when my nails were of longer length since they were harder to push. I still like you Yooo, but you just really aren't the vibrator for me.
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    Great review, ive been wondering about this for awhile and didnt think the vibes would be that powerful for some reason, I love rumbly vibes and love the shape; youve convinced me to go for it.
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    Sounds like a decent toy! So cute too
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    Hummm... might have to reconsider the Fun Factory mini toys... Thanks for sharing!
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I was excited because I was going to have dinner with Gina, my first girlfriend after my wife died, at the elegant Mario's Pasta Place. Also, because my young daughter went camping with her friends, I had a chance to spend quality time with Gina.

Gina hugged me at the front door, accepted my gifts, and gushed, "Thanks for the gifts."

I noted she had on a scoop-neck top and said, "You look lovely in maroon and the jewelry."

She blushed and said, "Thanks. I'll put on the perfume you brought."

As we drove to the restaurant, Gina and I talked about how Kim, my daughter, was eager to go camping. At the restaurant, as she walked ahead of me, my cock got stiff just watching her undulating buttocks, and black-nylon clad, well-toned, legs.

While sipping wine and waiting for our food, I admired Gina's blonde hair, blue eyes, short nose, full lips, wrinkled cleavage, and lined upper arms. Even when she put on her reading glasses, her face looked lovely.

I said, "You look gorgeous. I love your wavy hair."

Gina smiled and said, "I'm glad you noticed," and I felt her nylon-covered foot rub my right leg.

I said, "I'm a lucky man. You're a beautiful woman."

She said, "Thank you."

After dinner and coffee, Gina said, "We can have dessert at my place."

At her home, Gina hugged me and said, "I need to freshen up," and went upstairs.

I watched TV in the den and waited to see if she would come down stairs, but several minutes later, I heard her call, "Brad, come on up."

In her large bedroom, I saw Gina with her back to the door, in a sheer, black, robe. When I got closer, I saw she was brushing her hair and examining herself in the dresser mirror; she had on a black, peek-a-boo, bustier with garters, and g-string panties, and matching stockings and stiletto shoes.

As I admired her large, hanging, 38D-boobs, I mumbled, "Wow, awesome. Wow, awesome."

Gina blushed and said, "I'm glad you like the peek-a-boo look. I thought my boobs sagged too much and I made a mistake buying it."

She giggled, when I mumbled, "They look great. I love everything: lovely face, arms, and long neck."

I could not wait any more. I stepped forward and, after I gently grasped her lovely boobs, her large nipples became stiff between my fingers. As I kissed the left side of her neck, her perfume filled my senses

Blushing, she said, "Take off your clothes. Love me."

Quickly, I removed my clothes and Gina's robe, and hugged her from behind. I pushed my stiff cock in to the crevice between her buttocks. Slowly, Gina raised her wrinkled hands, put them behind her neck, and rubbed her large buttocks against my stiff cock. It turned me on watching her lovely face and bountiful boobs in the mirror. After fondling her boobs for a while, I knelt down and fondled her sexy buttocks and kissed them.

Giggling, Gina asked, "What is your intention, young man?"

I whispered, "I want to love you."

I nudged her to face me and kissed her firm thighs from her knees to her crotch. I lowered her g-string and, in the lights of the dresser, admired her hairy pussy and ran my fingers through her dense blonde pubic hair. As Gina moaned, I inserted two fingers in to her pussy, scooped her nectar, and licked my fingers.

I mumbled, "Here is my real intention."

I stood behind Gina, gently grasped her boobs, pressed my cock in to her behind, and slowly humped her buttocks as I kissed her neck passionately.

She giggled and said, "What else?"

I pleaded, "Can we use the love swing?"

Blushing, Gina said, "Of course," and led me to the adjacent, small, room. Besides the love swing, the carpeted room had cushions on the floor, mirrors on the walls, and a cushioned stool and a chair.

I mumbled, "John was a genius to plan and purchase the various items. We should call it John's Love Den."

Gina said, "He had the swing custom-made to fit my butt and back. He taught me to enjoy love making. During the year he was ill, we had oral sex. Before he died, he told me to not mourn too long for him and to live my life to the full."

My heart was beating fast, but calmly I said, "Let me see if the swing fits you."

Blushing, Gina sat on the swing and leaned back so that she could watch me and our images in the mirrors.

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She mumbled incoherently, "Ohhhhhhhh. Ahhhhhh. Ahhhhh. Cummming. Cummmming."

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I mumbled, "I'm too excited; I'm going to cum soon."

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Gina said, "I'm thirsty. I need to freshen up too."

After I helped her remove her ankles from the stirrups, I said, "I will bring water."

When I returned upstairs, I found Gina in front of the dresser; she still had on the bustier and was putting on lipstick.

She saw my image in the mirror, smiled, took the glass water, and said, "Thanks, love."

I hugged her from behind pressing my still stiff, cum-coated, cock in to her buttocks and said, "Get naked."

Gina looked down, saw my stiff cock, and said, "Ok. Sooner or later you have to see me nude. Wait for me in bed."

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Gina whispered, "I'm nude except for the jewelry and sandals."

I said, "You're perfect."

Gina grasped my stiff cock and said, "I want to ride you."

She then got on the bed, sucked my cock several times, smacked her lips, and said, "Love the taste."

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Smiling, Gina hugged me, French kissed me, and mumbled, "I'm close to cumming."

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I smiled and said, "Good morning lover. Looks like you've been up a while."

She smiled, handed me a cup of coffee, and said, "Kim sent me a short text message; she is having a good time. Anne called; Amy, my grand daughter, wants to visit Kim next week."

I nodded and asked, "What are you wearing?"

Gina said, "New lingerie. After breakfast, we should go back to bed."

I said, "We have a free morning."

As we ate a light breakfast, she said softly, "I have to tell you something."

I said, "What love?"

Looking in to my eyes, she said, "I think I'm Marilyn's aunt."

I said, "How do you know? Your name is not Gunna, the old Scandinavian name Marilyn told me."

She said, "My adopted parents had my name changed to Gina to help me fit in this country. Marilyn's grandfather's name was Gustav. I found a photo of my father's store, 'Gustav's groceries.'"

I said, "How do you know the same Gustav was Marilyn's grandfather?"

She said, "I don't. I could do more research. Will it bother you if I am Marilyn's aunt?"

I said, "You can do anything you want. I lost Marilyn; I don't want to lose you. I care for you very much."

Smiling, Gina said, "I care for you too. Let me think about it."

I said, "We got better things to do."

Gina smiled and, as I cleaned the kitchen, she went upstairs. When I walked in to the bedroom, I saw she was seated on the bed; she had on a bright-blue lift-up bra, whose cups were barely large enough to cover her nipples and which gave her heavy boobs more fullness, and blue panties.

She said, "Lie down lover. Let me touch your young body."

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When I realized she had on open-crotch panties, I said, "I want a view and a taste."

Teasingly, Gina said, "It's the same thing you saw earlier. You just want to see my wide-open crotch."

I blushed and said, "It looks different in blue panties."

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I smiled and savored the wonderful sensations as my voluptuous lover fucked me for several minutes; the images in the mirrors enhanced those sensations.

Gina mumbled, "Squeeze my clit, please."

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Gina and I decided each of us had many chores to do and that I should return to take her to dinner with our friends, Kathy and Rich. As I drove to my apartment, I wondered if Gina was an aunt of Marilyn, my late wife. Then I recalled that Kim loved her and she loved Kim, and I loved her splendid boobs, tapered thighs, and puffy pussy. I decided that, thanks to Gina, I was happy again. I wanted her to be part of my life.

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After her father died, Marilyn said, "My dad urged me to find his sister, Gunna. She was some 15 years younger than him. I lost my mom when I was a child. May be I can meet one close female relative."

I asked, "What did Gustav do?"

She said, "I think he was a farmer."

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During the six years Marilyn taught at the high school, she and Gina became very close friends; they played golf during summer and went to the same health club. Gina loved Kim and, in turn, Kim loved to be with Gina. Gina organized a party by the pool on Kim's birthday which was a few days earlier than Gina's.

I was helping Marilyn clean the kitchen, when she said, "Gina said John was having erection problems. She hopes that the love swing he had installed would help him fuck her. Would you like to have one installed?"

To tease her, I said, "I would like to try it first. May be we can use the Ryan's swing."

Marilyn giggled and said, "May be you should ask John."

After we laughed, in a serious tone, she said, "Did you know John became a heavy whiskey drinker; Gina decided to curtail socializing with just us."

After playing cards, we watched movies. Kim was invited to the parties and sleep in the guest bedroom on the second floor. One Saturday evening, we decided to watch the movie, Dr. Zhivago. John, who had couple of glasses of wine, became amorous and started to kiss Gina's neck and fondle her large, covered, boobs. Gina giggled and held John off for a while, but he persisted until she sat in his lap and covered herself with a blanket up to her neck. It was obvious to me that, underneath the blanket, John was fondling Gina's large boobs. Marilyn kept watching the movie and was not distracted by John and Gina making out.

After about five minutes, Gina said to John, "You better go to bed."

John replied, slyly, "I'll, if you read me a story."

As a disheveled Gina giggled and led John upstairs, she said, "You're incorrigible."

Several minutes later, Marilyn said to me, "Please see if Kim is ok. If she's thirsty, give her the bottle of water in her bag."

As I checked on Kim, who fell asleep, I heard moans from the adjacent room; I decided to see what was going on and walked quietly to the room and pushed the partially opened door. In the dim light, I saw a partially nude Gina lying on the love swing with her head dangling, her luscious boobs spilled over to her sides, her black dress bunched at her waist, and her slightly bent legs wide open. Her thighs, encased in black thigh highs, looked long and sleek. John, who was naked below the waist and sitting on a padded-stool, was avidly licking Gina's densely-covered crotch and pussy. It was a very erotic scene and I could not move away.

I heard Gina whimper urgently, "Yes. Go. Go. Goooooo. Cumming. Cumming. Lick. Liiick. Liiiiick."

After a pause, Gina said to John, "Come here. I'll suck on it and make it stiff."

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After trying a few times, I heard him say, dejectedly, "Can't do it. I'll go to bed. I'm sorry."

As I walked away from the door, I heard Gina say, "It's ok, darling. We can try later. I better go downstairs."

I could not get Gina's thick-lipped, glistening, pussy out of my mind. For the first time in my married life, I thought of sucking another woman's pussy.

On the way home, after I told Marilyn that I saw John wanted Gina to read a story, she said, "As part of their foreplay, Gina loves to narrate erotic stories to John."

When Marilyn complained about being tired most of the time, after several tests, I was shocked to hear that she had leukemia. Gina was very helpful when Marilyn was undergoing intensive chemotherapy, especially taking care of four-year old Kim. Marilyn's health deteriorated rapidly; during the last month of her life Gina and John took care of me and Kim.

Marilyn went in to a coma. I was in mourning a whole month before she died. I became a 29-year old single parent. At the memorial service, I consoled Marilyn's distant family members and close friends. I did not know some of Marilyn's friends and Gina introduced them to me; one of them was Kathy Wiggins, who told me she admired my devotion to Marilyn. Kathy was petite, about Gina's age, and had a pretty face. Kim was too young to comprehend all the events, but I assured her that I will be with her always. Gina and John Ryan took care of Kim for several days after Marilyn died; they also helped me with the task of dealing with Marilyn's health insurance companies.

After lunch on a Sunday afternoon, Gina said, "Kim is an intelligent child. She needs to go to school soon; she likes books and electronic gadgets. She also needs clothes. I will be glad to buy them for her."

I said, "Thank you. I appreciate your help."

Two months later, Gina called me at work, "Brad, keep next Saturday evening free. It's John's 60th birthday. We will celebrate at the Country Club. His daughter, Anne, and grand children are coming from Chicago. Please bring Kim."

In a breaking voice, Gina added, "John's kidneys are not working well. He requires dialysis regularly."

I said, "I'm sorry, Gina. I'll help you anyway I can."

Recovering her voice, she said, "Thank you. On a positive note, I hope you do not mind meeting Tina, an attractive woman who works with John. She has been divorced couple of years."

To tease Gina, I said, "I'm glad she's attractive."

During Saturday afternoons, while Gina took care of Kim, I helped John with chores around his home. For a while, he talked to me about fishing and other sports, but gradually he talked less and took naps.

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by Electra L on September 29, 2015

The oldest trick in the book for invalidating transwomen is to get them to see that their desire for transition is the result of a fetish. Increasingly, though, with the complete annihilation of theories like autogynephilia and the widespread acceptance of transmen and women in society, such theories are becoming less and less viable. Like all things that face extinction, though, they try to adapt and survive… and as they struggle they become all the more vicious…

…welcome to masochist emasculation theory.

The use of emasculation to emasculate the transgender narrative is fascinating. What it does is… not only tell you that your desire to transition is the result of a fetish – but that, just in case you don’t care whether it’s a fetish or not – that you are mistaken about the fetish: you don’t have a fetish for being a woman….

…but a humiliated sissy of a man.

Therefore, not only do the obvious signs of emasculation betray your true desire (forced femenisation etc) but in fact any attraction to anything feminine. Yes, your desire to dress as a woman, your love of men, your desire for more feminine features… this has nothing to do with being transgender or a fetish for being a woman, but to do with your attraction to anything that symbolizes  the failed man you are. And if you’re transgender and also have this fetish… the transgenderism is caused by a kind of infection… the fetish has leaked into your entire personality.

I will explain in a minute the fallacies that lie at the heart of this idea. First, though, I would like you to be shocked at the hateful nature of denying a transwoman even the offensive notion that she has a paraphiliia for being a woman… and saying she has a fetish for being a humiliated man. This, of all the indignities heaped upon transwomen has to be the most shocking of all time. But that is not all… their followers are so dedicated to reaching transwomen that they have started up dozens of fake reddit accounts to circumvent bans from moderators.

Ok, now we’ve all been suitably shocked… allow me to deconstruct this nonsense and those who pedddle it.

Emasculation theory has the 5 trademarks of all good transphobic theories…

  1. It can not be empirically verified.
  2. It contains at its heart a key truth which can not be refuted because it logically follows from its intrinsic qualities.
  3. There is a token transwoman who believes the nonsense theory and is wheeled out to prove its accepted.
  4. The ‘throw a tranny a bone’ strategy – we think it’s fine to be trans… (although we’ve completely humiliated and invalidated you.)
  5. the ‘I know it’s a bitter pill to swallow but it’s our duty as intellectuals to seek the truth’ justification, for such an abrasive theory.

The lack of empirical proof is brazen. The theory all depends on an emasculation trauma you suffered which causes you to get turned on by emasculation (as a coping strategy.) Very very conveniently, you have probably forgotten what that trauma is because it was in your remote past… and very very conveniently you can’t remember it because it was so traumatic you suppressed it… and very very conveniently the definition of trauma is so broad almost anything counts as trauma. So, whereas Blanchard at least made some vague attempt at verification with his ridiculous willy wiring porn experiments… this theory is based on events that were both suppressed and impossible to remember, and therefore – very very conveniently –

…impossible to deny.

However, I’m much more interested in the second trademark of a transphobic theory – the irrefutable fallacy – because this is the one where most people waste away their valuable time arguing with the clowns who promote such theories. Allow me to explain…

Whenever you explain a fantasy to an emasculation theorist they will say that you are not attracted to the thing or scenario in itself, but only its symbolism as an instrument of your humiliation/emasculation. So, let’s look at some common fantasies.

Fantasy: I like to suck willies.

Emasculation interpretation: no you don’t. You only love the cock as a SYMBOL of you being a humiliated sissy that is only good for sucking cock.

Fantasy: I love wearing lingerie.

Emasculation interpretation: no you don’t. Lingerie is the ultimate SYMBOL of femininity and your having been emasculated into a lingerie wearing sissy.

Fantasy: I want to kiss a boy.

Emasculation interpretation: no you don’t. Girls kiss boys… you only wanna do it because being a girl SYMBOLISES you’ve been humiliated at being a man.

Fantasy: having breasts would really turn me on.

Emasculation interpretation: yes, but only because they would SYMBOLISE you were definitely not a real man.

Now, the more observant of you will have already noticed why this idea is so ridiculous. There is no fantasy a transwoman can have – barr… fucking a midget dressed as a sheep – that can not be interpreted as symbolizing emasculation. A transwoman – by the very fact of being a transwoman – imagines a female body in fantasies, therefore all fantasies (even… fucking the midget dressed as a sheep) are intrinsically emasculated in the sense they involve a departure from masculinity. This is like taking an amputee and saying that he has an amputee fetish because every time he has sex he has an amputated leg. The fact is, of course, he must have sex as an amputee due to his condition. So…

Rule 1 for dealing with masochist emasculation theorists

You will be entirely wasting your time trying find any sexual fantasy that is not emasculated. As long as you somehow see yourself as a woman, or like something feminine, or a man is involved… you are emasculated.

Therefore… when he points out your fantasies are emasculated… you must point out… “I would not describe them as such, but as I’m a transwoman all my fantasies will be, in theory, emasculated.”

This will put him off guard, but then his face will light up…

“Ahhh… so you admit it… Therefore, if the common feature of all your fantasies is emasculation then that is what is driving the fantasies and that is the basis of your sexuality… emasculation.”

And here we come to the heart of the issue: once again we have the same logic and modus operandi as autogynephilia, which is

  • observe transwoman fantasy.
  • choose one common feature of all the fantasies.
  • make it the prime motivation for eveything she does and aspires to.

What these theorists do is take some inherent property of transgender behaviour and invest it with meaning (all transgender women fantasise in the  body of a woman… therefore they have a fetish for being women.) In this case… in all transgender fantasies the women are no longer men… therefore they have an emasculation anxiety. Why can’t these cunts understand something: transwomen fantasise as women…

Observing behavior and interpreting it, is of course what all science is based on. A scientist observes a phenomena, speculates as to its meaning and then conducts an experiment to confirm his interpretation. These charlatan emasculation theorists actively spurn science and choose semiotics.

For those of you that don’t know… semiotics is the interpretation of signs and symbols. What should stand out in that definition is its similarity to the definition of a seer or divinator… an interpreter of signs – and there really is little difference! While researching this article I scoured dozens of forums where this transphobic virus has appeared and saw constant reference to all those wonderful tools of gobbledygook and psychoanalytic drivel…

This, of course, is one of their main strategies for belittling and wrong-footing the transwoman: bomb her with so much jargon and long words that she doesn’t quite understand what’s being said. This has two effects.. to make the theorist assert his superior intelligence and to make the transwoman feel stupid. After being called out at his inflated language, one such theorist replies…

“You are presupposing that everything is commonsensical, or at least can be transposed into commonsense. It can be the case that what is necessary to understand is the abstract underpinnings of familiar thought.”

Dumb bitch… you’re not clever enough to understand me.

What’s striking, however, in these people’s discourse is their simpleminded emptiness. Having looked at two years of material you see the same five or six sentences repeated ad nauseum… the dogma of low intelligence, and people incapable of either re-articulating ideas or developing them.

Another tactic is to comment bomb a website or forum with hardcore pornography links based on overt emasculation themes. Such pornography can arrive at even the tamest inquiry. Yesterday, for example, Felix asked a theorist to clarify if even vanilla cross gender fantasies are masochist emasculation fantasies. This is what he received… (without the penises being covered up)

The principal goal of this strategy is to immerse you in emasculation and to remind you of any submissive fantasies you have. Therefore, because Felix had asked about vanilla fantasies he was essentially told… there are no vanilla fantasies (and even if there were the fact you are a woman in them is the emasculation part). More than that, it is to keep you disorientated and to interrupt your argument. This is the only strategy they have because there is not one shred of scientific evidence for their theory.

Hold on a minute.. maybe they’re right

The danger for the transwoman is to fall into their trap. For example, maybe when you lived as a man you actually had cuckolding fantasies (though, I’m not sure how this erotic interest is relevant to cross-gender fantasy). Maybe you have/had sissification fantsies. Maybe you like a dominatrix punishing you. These are all… emasculation fantasies.

Yes, but they are also feminization fantasies… for anything that involves the extinction of masculinity confirms that you are feminine. Even the cuckold – in being told he can’t satisfy a woman – is having his femininity affirmed because a woman can not give another women ‘a good rogering.’ Feminisation can be confirmed by both the acquisition of femininity as well as the extinction of masculinity. Furthermore the masochism also comes in autogynephiliac envy… she experiences what her husband can never experience in his biological body.

Another important dimension is that they are all submissive fantasies. All orientations and sexual kinks have submissive variants and the particular ‘semiotics’ – ie. signs and symbols of that submissive kink – will be tailored and relevant to that particular person. Therefore, a submissive crossdreamer will obviously be humiliated in the discourse and symbology of  cross gender themes ie – a lack of masculinity and a surplus of femininity.

The point is that there are many possible interpretations of the behaviour – none of which can be scientifically verified – only argued for on the basis of semiotics and psychobable and ‘an analysis of the fantasies’ (which will of course be analysed from the bias of whoever is analysing them.)

When an emasculation theorist offers to analyse your fantasies it’s a bit like that free personality test Scientologists offer to lure you into their discourse. I think we’d all agree that we had quite enough fantasy analysis from Mister Blanchard. Semiotic analysis of sexual fantasies has the same clinical value for transgender people as analyzing dreams: ZERO! Unless of course, you’re attempting a reparative therapy.

Rule 2 for dealing with emasculation theorists:

  • Before they can infect you… demand the empirical proof of what they are saying. Then, when they say that they can only explain it by semiotics/phenomenology etc… state that you are only interested in theories that can be scientifically proven.
  • They will then try and say  that because of the nature of the mind etc… scientific proof is impossible. Tell them that if no one can prove anything scientifically then it makes no sense to talk about it.
  • They will then try to get you to express your theory. Tell them that the two of you just established that there could be no proof in this area so any discourse would be a waste of time. Goodbye.

Unacceptable behaviour

We all like a good debate… but the problem is that these theorists do not recognize the limitations of semiotics, and treat them as hard fact. Furthermore, they are committed to taking this debate out of their own private spaces –  fetish websites – and actively shoving it in the face of transwomen. They want to make damn sure we know that our decision to risk everything on transition is the result of a fetish….

….for being a failed man.

What I find particularly immoral is that the main proponent of this theory states categorically that he has never wanted to be a woman or experienced dysphoria… simply that he has a sissy fetish. For some, reason… this person thinks that having a sissy fetish gives them a right to analyse and preach to transwomen: DISGUSTING ATTITUDE.

The justification for this harassment is some imagined ‘crossdreamer’ conspiracy to make sissy fetishists transition into transgender women. In reality, though, it is – like all male conflicts – a dick measuring contest between two males. The fetishist leader is jealous of the prestige Molay has in the transgender and crossdreamer community, and the fact that he can not dominate the conversation over cross gender arousal. Every person named in this alleged conspiracy – most of all Felix Conrad (who wrote a whole book on NOT transitioning) – have a strong track record of avoiding dogma with respect to trasngenderism and advising caution with respect to transition.

While Felix seems to get some strange masochistic pleasure in dealing with these people, I can honestly say that, as a transwoman, I have found my experiences to be extremely depressing, negative, and bad for my mental health. Dealing with their constant attempts to comment on this website, their constant bombardment of links and porn, just makes me sad.

Please… leave transgender people the fuck alone!

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